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Yamaha

>own a bike
>still cant get gf

hondas are okay

Fifth for anime

ive got the next best thing: death

What's the best triumph bike?
I want one next year when I pass my A2.

>jap bikes are a meme

Eventually you'll realize bikes are better. And when you do girls supposedly come to you.

getting a motorcycle for the sole purpose of getting laid is truly pathetic

but I did lose my virginity right after getting a Ducati Monster as my first bike so....

the most expensive one you can afford

What style bike do you like and for what purpose i.e commute/track/both

Scrambler

Did you take your Harley for a fucking rip today?

Fuck nobikes on the /dbt/ fuk u faget post ur bike with timestamped license fagget! I bet u dont even have a bike nobike loser post keys in hand with face in mirror kid to prove its your bike kid. Timestamped uncensored title and license and social security card on tank with keys in hand and face in mirror nobike poser faget!

>What's the best triumph bike?
none of them

I haven't quite found my style yet. I bought my current Yamaha under the guise of "commuting", however I've come to realise I just ride my bike for the sake of riding it. Its fun and I like going fast.

Definitely looking for a road bike of some sorts though.

A2 in my country limits me to 650cc though

No but I took your mom for one

Took my scoot for a rip today. Straight to the café for $5 toast. Saw some harleys broken down so I weaved passed them. Don't worry though, I waved my left hand while upshifting my clutchless transmission. Might go for another ride later but this cute barista is calling my name

Sucks to be a euro the street triple is 675cc.

I hope you and the barista can make it work. It's 2017, and I see nothing wrong with two men loving each other.

ADV bike is Best bike

I really hope you didnt park like that.

Then that will have to be my dream bike, and I'll just get a restrictor for those extra 25 cee cees

Lots beautiful. I love triumph.

Malaysia?
nasi lemak is god tier

Wow just checked and they have an A2 license version just for me
Thanks triumph salesman I'm now going to save up

Joke's on you she's ugly af.

best at nothing

Joke's on you I'm legally blind

>Been single and haven't had sex for 2.5 years
>Get bike 6 months ago
>for some reason depression got even worse even though I had wanted a bike for years
>bike only makes me happy when I'm actually riding it or looking at it
>rest of the time I'm miserable as fuck
>tfw no gf until I find happiness

>riding a motorcycle while blind
You absolute fucking madman. be my dad pls

They come stock with ABS. Pricier than a jap bike naturally but you keep it for years. You probably have better pricing and parta distribution in europe too, Id assume.

>have bike
>a gf would be nice but it's okay that I don't
>just get to ride whenever I want
>no gf to complain at me
>no gf who's a fucking coke fiend

It's a good kinda feel.

Well then why the fuck arent you riding your heart out until its washed clean by high speed wind and figurative asphalt? Get that shit out of your system. Find a good motorcycle club.

post shitbikes

>friend got a bike to get a gf
>he gets a gf
>convinces me to get bike to get a gf
>enjoy riding more than talking to women

Good at everything > Best at something, shit at everything else

im having a lot of fun on the bike and it keeps the depression at bay but i rolled past 2 years last month. Outside of having bike friends my life keeps getting worse. I'm not sure I can make it thru winter without offing myself.

Is it okay to have a kinda fat gf if you've been lonely for 5 years?

Will becoming a biker make all the girls who ignored me in highschool become jealous?

>Did someone say shitbike?

>riding 600cc sport bike at high speeds through traffic
>meh
>talking to girl I'm attracted to
>oh fuck of fuck oh shit don't mess this up oh god kill me please

>kinda fat gf
she's working on it though right? That is if you do want her to be thinner

Had sportbikes in high school, everyone still hated me and threw shit at my bike when I wasn't looking. Some dickhead threw a sharpie at my bike once and didn't know I saw, so I grabbed it and followed him to class and threw it at him and hit him in the head and told him that he dropped his pen. It was dank.

I got my own parking spot in the fenced/gated/camerad auto shop lot because the auto and engineering teachers were bros.

It's always OK to have a fat GF. Fat chicks are awesome.

if only big girls actually looked like that. 99% of them have giant flabby gunts, no tits, no ass, and are shaped like spheres.

>owning a boogie board in the desert?
why

I know my autistic ass is not getting laid any time soon but I hope my bike at least help me make some friends or just someone to ride with. Besides work I don't really socialize and its messing me up although I might naturally be a loner.

yah, size doesn't matter if there's a waistline

>if you've been lonely for 5 years
>he's been gf-less for 5 years
h-haha what a weirdo!

>wear a white helmet and be seen
>wear a black helmet and look cool

This is such a hard decision to make

that's it rite there my man.
first time you rode your 600cc like that you were probably shitting bricks. sweating and SRs going HAM. but the more you did it the more comfortable you got.

same with a girls. don't worry about failing. because you totally will at first. enjoy it. learn from it. go out and talk to them. just don't have any expectations. you will fail a lot in the beginning. your SRs will go HAM. you might be acting 'cool' but she can sense that your nervous and smell your anxiety (pheromones or some shit). but the more you do it the easier you will get and the less you will care.
that's when you will begin to see results.

>Wanting a gf
>Not being an anime pedo

Anime girls are the lightest and most aerodynamic. Riding with your 2d gf actually adds horsepower.

>not owning a sexy bike with great exhaust to get noticed.

Do you just not have a couple of good friends you still hang out with from high school?
I have at least a few I still hang out with on weekends while the rest of them turned out to be losers working minimum wage jobs and only talk to me when they want something.
>I'm the only one with no gf even though they keep trying to introduce me to their gf/wife's friends

>he doesn't know what sand boarding is
>As if Yuma isn't a couple hours from the West Coast

>wear a red helmet and go faster, negating the need to be seen or look cool because you can react to any danger and cannot be seen by the naked eye, respectively

I plan on doing this when I get my new bike next year, where can I get it done?

that sounds so much like me I might go to sleep now

>poobros
oh well it was already ruined

>just want a cute 12 y/o gf
>society will never accept my love

>The virginm@ster:
>thicc tendies, hasn't seen a corner in his life
>rides a sportbike but still loses to much smaller machines
>aftermarket exhaust that sounds faster than he is
>needs frame sliders because he crashes so much
>records his rides on a gopro in case something bad happens
>need full fairings to keep the wind off his pussy legs

>THE CHAD LIVE:
>Fastest rider in the mountain pass, has never seen a straight road in his life
>bike is underpowered but still smokes liters all day long
>feels alive on windy days
>stock exhaust so he can pass you in a corner without you noticing
>does not understand how you could crash a motorcycle
>doesn't record anything, his deeds are already legendary

According to you im a chad.
But i dont feel like a chad.

Chads don't know what it feels like to be a chad because being a chad is all they've ever known.

Because he had no idea what a Chad is

>not recording with a gopro for bragging rights and laughing when everyone on dbt says you will be dead soon

>small bike
>stock exhaust
>not broing out with gopros and wheelies
This is the opposite of a Chad, dumbass

>wearing a gopro to impress the internet
Wearing unironically affects the way I ride

>restricting cc
Lmao, whats you plan, putting a screw into the burning chamber?
Only horsepower is reducable.

jb weld on the head. increase compression and reduce ccs.

no no no, you need to lengthen the piston rods so the piston doesn't travel down as far, thus restricting capacity but oversquaring the engine and making more power with more revs

Triumph is shit. Honda is reliable naked

who has the virginmadness bingo card

youtube.com/watch?v=_O40OOOAHMg

5 dollars for toast? you can buy like a whole loaf of bread. i hope it was good toast.

its artisian toast.
obscure stuff

Avocado toast?

Artichoke toast

I typically like naked bikes, Monsters and Brutales are incredibly aesthetic IMO. I am pretty picky about sportbike aesthetics, but I like Panigales and new GSX-Rs minus the shitbox exhaust.

I'm poor so I like bikes that can be commuters and track bikes at the same time.

well artichoke is pretty good, so that sounds like it was worth it. also, neat scooter, user.

>Get an email from the grad school about a change posted to my account
>Oh neat did my scholarship go through early?
>Balance: $20,000+
>The last three semesters worth of tuition waivers apparently vanished in a puff of smoke
>Scared shitless I've lost my research assistanceship
>Cant even ride because it's past midnight
Send help

t.

Guys im bored

Like really bored

Like obscure bike bored

I think i need to go on a soda run

>getting a naked that's not a tuono or superduke
A fool and his money, etc. etc.

what about when she is older ?
people change and their idealism only lasts between between 8 and 13
up from that they are becoming more their own person but also more depressed and distant
I think the main problem is that people do not want to be the age they are
so there is always a mismatch

only single disk in the front, are you sure it's safe?

>He rides "safe bikes"
Post your 250 Virgin and I'll post my Chad scoot.

Why doesn't /dbt/ ride a cruiser?

I like being able to turn

Disk front and rear is safe enough for soda

Because I don't need to tow a trailer while the back is loaded down with a week's supplies and my fat wife.

Heavy, big, slow, handles like shit, I'm not white, and simply not my taste or style. If you gave me a sportster 883 or the new rebel 500 I'd give it a try, but that's about it.

i'll just get a cafe bike if i want to look like a fag

A single disc sucks in comparison to a dual but it can always be upgraded to be just as good but duals really only offer more bite and heat distribution. iirc singles are more prone to locking though.

This

squiddie crashed again?

When will the meme tax kick in on my CB400SF? Will I be able to sell if for more than I paid in 3 years?

Just get a modern cafe.
They build them faggy from the factory