This fucking meme scent doesn't even smell good, why the hell does everybody like it so much

This fucking meme scent doesn't even smell good, why the hell does everybody like it so much

>he can't deal

It smells good you bitch

>tfw every day is a two tree day

>tfw have a stack of black ice in center console to replace freshness every 2-3 days

>It's a meme
Yep

>It doesn't smell good
Objectively incorrect

My 2 favorite scents , I mix them ...

>Not getting new car scent

Didn't even know this existed ...

What's the matter, OP?

Royal Pine is superior. Deal with it, fags

Real talk here, fellas.

>Have black ice in my car
>One day at work, coworker asks for a ride
>She's a solid 7/10, and I'm the only person left
>Say fuck it, and decide to take her home after work because I've got nothing better to do
>Quittin' time rolls around, and we head out to my car
>She compliments my freshly applied wash and wax, and gets in
>Start the car and ask her where she lives
>She hesitates for a second, before coughing and telling me where
>She's silent the whole trip there, but keeps sputtering and whatnot
>Look over in my peripheral vision at one point, and see her covering her nose and mouth, with a look of disdain on her face
>Finally get to her place, and she gets out, telling me thank you
>Once she shuts my door I hear her cough her lungs out
>Rip a hektik skid out of there, and see her hunch over the sidewalk in my rear view, spitting and coughing even more
I go into work the next day and all my coworkers(largely women) are asking why I have such strong air fresheners in my car, because Stacy over there """"""""""nearly died"""""""""" in my car the other day.

Clearly could not deal. And to think I was considering asking her out.

op cant deal

lmao

how much cancer can one guy get

i mix Royal Pine and Leather so my truck smells like a souvenir shop

there's so many bootleg scents too, some nigger at a flea market was selling whiskey scented Freshners

MAXIMUM FRESHNESS

It smells good. go buy and you will see

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>largely women
kek

nice quads, but I've tried Black Ice and it smells like a mixture of some knock-off AXE body spray and industrial floor cleaner

HE
COULDN'T
DEAL

>found some oreos under my seat
>eat them
>they taste like BLACK ICE

Certified Fresh™

Right on, man

It is not my fault all the males keep getting ran out. LITERALLY not my fault.

Certified Liver Failure™

It's funny because it sounds like your female coworkers are large.

>he can't deal

Literally only women don't like Black Ice™

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Some dude at my work with a Subaru had like two or three of those hanging from the middle of the roof. Does this confirm that he is an Veeky Forumstist?

I can't even imagine what a noxious fucking smell must permeate the inside of that car. The mixture of vape juice, Black Ice, cheap Subaru plastic, and burnt oil from the shitty failing flat-4...ugh.

>how much cancer can one guy get
doing good so far

I know autists can't deal but no reason to have a meltdown about it

t. butthurt subaru faggot

Lol meltdown

lol butthurt