Yeah, I'm writing a deadmin request. You had no right to do that.
Jaxson Jenkins
2nd for resisting out of slimes
William Reyes
Jesus christ that's an awful fucking paint job on the bingo board lemme see if I can unfuck it at all
Carter Taylor
>validhunting miners >engineering hardsuit helmet HD
Jeremiah Wright
Only the highest quality of 15 minute mspaint shitfuckery for my spessmen user.
Cameron Thomas
>Be warden >No sec >AI says someone broke into Mechanics >Go to investigate, assume it's just some grey shit >Go into maint >See nothing >Come out of maint >THREE FUCKING NUKE OPS
Kayden Reyes
>antag >killing someone >medi borg, engi borg and service borg show up to fight you
borg hall of cost when?
Brayden Peterson
>ride never ends isn't clarified, does this mean the round went five years or someone set up a disposals ride >4nr literally can't be marked because dude bombs and borgs rogue are right next to it >three free spesses because literally no round will not have shit birds or waifags >weak joke for the free space /10
Charles Parker
you literally have no imagination >ride never ends is a medbay meme, you dip >4nr can easily happen before these things happen (ie: greytider calling shuttle), or even after the situations are long handled and everyone is just tired >shit bird and waifufaggotry is subjective. Souhei-stended can be considered waifufaggotry.. >fuck you free spess is a good joke
Liam Torres
>ride never ends isn't clarified It means medbay has a queue of bodies they can't treat properly because of understaffing, sabotage, incompetence, etc.
Charles Rogers
>no more bombs left >borgs blown >3 engineers and a mommi fixing everything at very hihg speed >shuttle called anyways A hard one but it happened before and it will happen again
Also the shitter mime is another free space
Luis Wood
If BYOND were to shutdown tomorrow, what would it mean for SS13
Cooper Phillips
Some actual work would finally be put into a remake and we could get one that's not awful in possibly as little as a few years
Justin Harris
man id be pretty depressed if ss13 was gone for good
Jeremiah Murphy
This image must be reposted more often
Adrian Lee
Nothing. Byond is a platform and a software, not some host server. The site would go down and the client would stop receiving updates, but it wouldn't be any different a situation for Minecraft if Mojang went bankrupt.
Jonathan Davis
best server
Elijah King
t. literal inbred
Wyatt Lee
OPEN SOURCE????
Noah Hernandez
Only in your wildest dreams.
Logan Hall
>Foster creates a fuckhuge bomberman arena for roundendstended >game starts >World Reboot triggered by Mai Penis
Andrew Parker
>find shotgun in O2 locker >put it on my belt >miss by 1 pixel >shuttle vented
Jonathan Ortiz
The best.
Thomas Morris
I use to play this years ago. Probably around a decade. Has the UI improved?
Camden Collins
Considerably
Cameron Jackson
It'd be worth it to see the suffering of numerous degenerates and snowflakes. They'd probably just all fag off to DarkRP or something though.
Cooper Green
If I don't get my detective roll next round I'm FUCKING KILLING MYSELF
Asher Barnes
press E next time.
Daniel Allen
There is now a toggle for WASD control layout. Everyone still look like a beaten potato sack so you should have some nostalgia from that.
Jace Foster
>pick up gloves >press E >it puts them in your pocket truly amazing
Justin Taylor
fake and gay, git gud fag
Hudson Jenkins
It likes to do that with masks too, can be a wild ride when there's a sudden leak and you have some other shit on your face.
Leo Gomez
>using the word degenerate or snowflake unironically Fuck off Commie.
Anthony Myers
>the jew cries out in pain as he strike you
Isaiah Allen
This happens though
Gavin Powell
Collectivists are commies, and commies get free helicopter rides.
Levi Bailey
>go on the ss13 subreddit to see if it's any good >it's just people jacking off CM and it's admin team Should I have been surprised?
Aaron Kelly
What did you expect?
Josiah Ramirez
I need good pictures to represent lingstended, ick ock, and engineering 'tism take this in return
Carter Allen
...
John Gray
...
Andrew Moore
ock ick ban this dick
Joseph Garcia
Pomf really is the greatest. I check in once every few years, sometimes playing a whole lot (but usually not), and this serbia is still alive.
I remember all the old ones, and even the crappy servers that changed once a month, right at the very beginning. Pomf is the best chicken.
Noah Jones
Less than three years until we can see xhes next upgrade
Lucas Long
How do you go from being a potato to becoming a chicken?
Benjamin Parker
someone post the IM SERIOUSLY NOT ROGUE YOU GUYS image
Easton Collins
i'm not rogue the revs did it
Liam Lopez
>chemist roundstarts lubes hallways and goes braindead >it's malf
Benjamin Rivera
...
Hudson Peterson
>call out malf >almost hack into core >people just watch as a borg saxes in and polyacids 5 people
You guys are a fucking shame.
Ayden Clark
check the banpage
Hudson Bennett
...
Caleb Morales
I couldn't have carded the AI without my pAI buddy.
Also, fuck the Captain.
Carson Green
>about to join the game >round ends, think "oh well next round is starting soon" >some admin delays the round >still can't join >things start happening so now people DEFINITELY won't want the round to end >based Mai Pal restarts the server
Ian Ross
the game has defnitely improved greatly in the last ten years
Joshua Cruz
CHECK THE BAN PAGE
Nathan Butler
>You are an absolute shitty, your notes are awful, your ban page is full of "this is your last chance" and you are roundstart chemist spreading lube. I'm done with you toeing the line. Toe this line Thank fucking god
Samuel Foster
is the most recent ban the chemist?
Noah Gomez
>when the antag's so bad your validhunting senses get thrown for a loop
That bridge apc was an incredibly bold move, i'll give it that much
To the mediborg: if you're going to pacid tech storage, you have to get all of it
Also, what the fuck was with the greyshit tribe dragging around the sec officer
Logan Barnes
wanna fight devon you rouge faggot!
Xavier Cooper
>dont replace barriers after going in and out of sec >HOS gets his ID stolen at round start >HOS doesnt pick up crowbar at round start >officer arrests captain after captain gives him an order >detective runs in and grabs the captains ID and never talks on sec again
gas yourselves
Justin Price
>darthmaull: Ban evasion, alt of mrdarkcsgo >this guy came back
Ryan Gutierrez
To be fair, captain (((thought))) AI wasn't rogue and was getting in the way.
John Hernandez
>"rouge"
Thomas Wilson
>That bridge apc was an incredibly bold move, i'll give it that much Will try to be stealthier next time, it was my first time as a malfunctioning AI and shit.
So When caught I just started roleplaying as a truly malfunctioning AI, being incoherent and shit.
Oliver Moore
SERB IS DOWN?
Jason Clark
i thought for sure it was an emag, i thought there was no way an malf AI would be that retarded
Henry Sanders
>playing malf and not even asking your borgs what to do in case they know more than you >especially if youve never done it
stop that
Elijah Brown
Serb ded.
Aaron Garcia
SERB
DED
IS
Evan Parker
>Also, what the fuck was with the greyshit tribe dragging around the sec officer Funny story, I saw a guy fucking with a lying down officer in the middle of maint, he spazzed out and started dragging the officer out of maint and into the hallways. I followed him and like a school of fishes the rest of the greys followed in suit.
Logan Ortiz
yes
Henry White
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Austin Smith
nigga everyone knew it was malf, just not every person tries to collects their valids right away, I personally was waiting to see if AI had some fun gimmick but it just flooded so I went into valids mode
Elijah Martinez
Better that than "free pass to just kill everyone 'borgs go kill everyone'"
Josiah Carter
It was a lot of fun, you were the only competent dude in that entire department and you were a pretty cool one at that. c:
Easton Barnes
the polyacid burned my space helmet and gas mask, a flash bang brought me back to the floor and just as I got up again a floor tile was removed ;(
Robert Sanders
NOOOOOOOO WHY IS SERB DOWN? Did they toe the line too hard?
Connor Reyes
2EDGY BANNED
MAI PAI == GOD
Brody White
BUT MUH GIMMICK. I HAD SUCH A GOOD ONE
Charles Parker
>med borg runs in and polyacids all the weapons in the brig
i was getting flashbacks to yred, i dont know if thats a good thing
Carson Nelson
Captain certainly doesn't, thus the arrest was warranted.
Carter Jackson
Just fucking flash the borg idiot, why were you in the asshole of the people breaking in?
Ian Long
>AI is obviously rogue >prepare to card the AI and wipe >blasmaflud >wirejack my way into the AI Upload >AI wants me gone as it says that I'm trying to change laws >could just disable equipment I said >captain comes >holds me at gunpoint with antique laser >taze him >cuff him >borg try to squeeze out >flash borgs >bring captain to brig >hos is strangely apathetic towards the situation >go in again >crew gather at the ai upload >we wiggle our way in >engineer in atmos hardsuit allows me to card the ai and wipe him
Robert Wood
>chemist round start spreads lube >non antag
kek where the fuck do these people come from?
Adam Lewis
your best bet is tricking the crew that it's another game mode and hacking APCs while it's in chaos partrician tier is making the crew think it's blob and even better is getting code red FUN tier is having an engie borg build a shitload of airlocks around your upload or putting an autoburger in the bar lame tier is winning with plasmaflood fire everyone's dead sec checks APC spots roundstart just incase so you should always wait a while
Christopher Ward
cite the space law kiddo
Bentley James
>he doesn't pacid the armory everytime as a rogue medborg. great way to remove the ions from the round, and a satisfying way to cuck secshitters.
Ethan Allen
ITS BACK UP
Bentley Morales
>dude I totally knew they were murdering people, I just wanted to let it happen Did you think this makes you look better?
Alexander Jackson
They don't understand how good they got it on Veeky Forums
Gabriel Myers
>i thought for sure it was an emag, i thought there was no way an malf AI would be that retarded Indeed, but at least it was funny.
Next time I will do better, im sure.
I don't care so much about winning as I care about having fun, and I had fun for sure. Next time I will try that, maybe.
True.
Will keep those in mind, any more pro-tips?
Benjamin Jenkins
>The warden just let you leave afterwards
William Torres
Don't you worry, I have my moments of being unrobust as well.
Bentley Brooks
i was one of the original killbot borg players before yred. my best day was klling 20-30 people with the radio transmitter before it got nerfed into irrelevancy
yred was a traitor far, far more often then i was though.
Hudson Smith
Cyrr gave me PTSD.
Mason Sullivan
HAHAHAHAHAHA, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Not even an attempt at a flashing?
>"woops, I don't know what happened to all the guns warden, I think some greyshit broke in or something, haha, ok I'm gonna go now, see ya later"