/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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>Shitposting about shiggy
>Waifu shitposting
>Reading the thread

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

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Yeah, I'm writing a deadmin request. You had no right to do that.

2nd for resisting out of slimes

Jesus christ that's an awful fucking paint job on the bingo board
lemme see if I can unfuck it at all

>validhunting miners
>engineering hardsuit helmet HD

Only the highest quality of 15 minute mspaint shitfuckery for my spessmen user.

>Be warden
>No sec
>AI says someone broke into Mechanics
>Go to investigate, assume it's just some grey shit
>Go into maint
>See nothing
>Come out of maint
>THREE FUCKING NUKE OPS

>antag
>killing someone
>medi borg, engi borg and service borg show up to fight you

borg hall of cost when?

>ride never ends isn't clarified, does this mean the round went five years or someone set up a disposals ride
>4nr literally can't be marked because dude bombs and borgs rogue are right next to it
>three free spesses because literally no round will not have shit birds or waifags
>weak joke for the free space
/10

you literally have no imagination
>ride never ends is a medbay meme, you dip
>4nr can easily happen before these things happen (ie: greytider calling shuttle), or even after the situations are long handled and everyone is just tired
>shit bird and waifufaggotry is subjective. Souhei-stended can be considered waifufaggotry..
>fuck you free spess is a good joke

>ride never ends isn't clarified
It means medbay has a queue of bodies they can't treat properly because of understaffing, sabotage, incompetence, etc.

>no more bombs left
>borgs blown
>3 engineers and a mommi fixing everything at very hihg speed
>shuttle called anyways
A hard one but it happened before and it will happen again

Also the shitter mime is another free space

If BYOND were to shutdown tomorrow, what would it mean for SS13

Some actual work would finally be put into a remake and we could get one that's not awful in possibly as little as a few years

man id be pretty depressed if ss13 was gone for good

This image must be reposted more often

Nothing. Byond is a platform and a software, not some host server. The site would go down and the client would stop receiving updates, but it wouldn't be any different a situation for Minecraft if Mojang went bankrupt.

best server

t. literal inbred

OPEN SOURCE????

Only in your wildest dreams.

>Foster creates a fuckhuge bomberman arena for roundendstended
>game starts
>World Reboot triggered by Mai Penis

>find shotgun in O2 locker
>put it on my belt
>miss by 1 pixel
>shuttle vented

The best.

I use to play this years ago. Probably around a decade. Has the UI improved?

Considerably

It'd be worth it to see the suffering of numerous degenerates and snowflakes. They'd probably just all fag off to DarkRP or something though.

If I don't get my detective roll next round I'm FUCKING KILLING MYSELF

press E next time.

There is now a toggle for WASD control layout. Everyone still look like a beaten potato sack so you should have some nostalgia from that.

>pick up gloves
>press E
>it puts them in your pocket
truly amazing

fake and gay, git gud fag

It likes to do that with masks too, can be a wild ride when there's a sudden leak and you have some other shit on your face.

>using the word degenerate or snowflake unironically
Fuck off Commie.

>the jew cries out in pain as he strike you

This happens though

Collectivists are commies, and commies get free helicopter rides.

>go on the ss13 subreddit to see if it's any good
>it's just people jacking off CM and it's admin team
Should I have been surprised?

What did you expect?

I need good pictures to represent lingstended, ick ock, and engineering 'tism
take this in return

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ock ick ban this dick

Pomf really is the greatest. I check in once every few years, sometimes playing a whole lot (but usually not), and this serbia is still alive.

I remember all the old ones, and even the crappy servers that changed once a month, right at the very beginning. Pomf is the best chicken.

Less than three years until we can see xhes next upgrade

How do you go from being a potato to becoming a chicken?

someone post the IM SERIOUSLY NOT ROGUE YOU GUYS image

i'm not rogue
the revs did it

>chemist roundstarts lubes hallways and goes braindead
>it's malf

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>call out malf
>almost hack into core
>people just watch as a borg saxes in and polyacids 5 people

You guys are a fucking shame.

check the banpage

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I couldn't have carded the AI without my pAI buddy.

Also, fuck the Captain.

>about to join the game
>round ends, think "oh well next round is starting soon"
>some admin delays the round
>still can't join
>things start happening so now people DEFINITELY won't want the round to end
>based Mai Pal restarts the server

the game has defnitely improved greatly in the last ten years

CHECK THE BAN PAGE

>You are an absolute shitty, your notes are awful, your ban page is full of "this is your last chance" and you are roundstart chemist spreading lube. I'm done with you toeing the line. Toe this line
Thank fucking god

is the most recent ban the chemist?

>when the antag's so bad your validhunting senses get thrown for a loop

That bridge apc was an incredibly bold move, i'll give it that much

To the mediborg: if you're going to pacid tech storage, you have to get all of it

Also, what the fuck was with the greyshit tribe dragging around the sec officer

wanna fight devon you rouge faggot!

>dont replace barriers after going in and out of sec
>HOS gets his ID stolen at round start
>HOS doesnt pick up crowbar at round start
>officer arrests captain after captain gives him an order
>detective runs in and grabs the captains ID and never talks on sec again

gas yourselves

>darthmaull: Ban evasion, alt of mrdarkcsgo
>this guy came back

To be fair, captain (((thought))) AI wasn't rogue and was getting in the way.

>"rouge"

>That bridge apc was an incredibly bold move, i'll give it that much
Will try to be stealthier next time, it was my first time as a malfunctioning AI and shit.

So When caught I just started roleplaying as a truly malfunctioning AI, being incoherent and shit.

SERB IS DOWN?

i thought for sure it was an emag, i thought there was no way an malf AI would be that retarded

>playing malf and not even asking your borgs what to do in case they know more than you
>especially if youve never done it

stop that

Serb ded.

SERB

DED

IS

>Also, what the fuck was with the greyshit tribe dragging around the sec officer
Funny story, I saw a guy fucking with a lying down officer in the middle of maint, he spazzed out and started dragging the officer out of maint and into the hallways. I followed him and like a school of fishes the rest of the greys followed in suit.

yes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nigga everyone knew it was malf, just not every person tries to collects their valids right away, I personally was waiting to see if AI had some fun gimmick but it just flooded so I went into valids mode

Better that than "free pass to just kill everyone 'borgs go kill everyone'"

It was a lot of fun, you were the only competent dude in that entire department and you were a pretty cool one at that. c:

the polyacid burned my space helmet and gas mask, a flash bang brought me back to the floor and just as I got up again a floor tile was removed ;(

NOOOOOOOO WHY IS SERB DOWN?
Did they toe the line too hard?

2EDGY BANNED

MAI PAI == GOD

BUT MUH GIMMICK. I HAD SUCH A GOOD ONE

>med borg runs in and polyacids all the weapons in the brig

i was getting flashbacks to yred, i dont know if thats a good thing

Captain certainly doesn't, thus the arrest was warranted.

Just fucking flash the borg idiot, why were you in the asshole of the people breaking in?

>AI is obviously rogue
>prepare to card the AI and wipe
>blasmaflud
>wirejack my way into the AI Upload
>AI wants me gone as it says that I'm trying to change laws
>could just disable equipment I said
>captain comes
>holds me at gunpoint with antique laser
>taze him
>cuff him
>borg try to squeeze out
>flash borgs
>bring captain to brig
>hos is strangely apathetic towards the situation
>go in again
>crew gather at the ai upload
>we wiggle our way in
>engineer in atmos hardsuit allows me to card the ai and wipe him

>chemist round start spreads lube
>non antag

kek where the fuck do these people come from?

your best bet is tricking the crew that it's another game mode and hacking APCs while it's in chaos
partrician tier is making the crew think it's blob and even better is getting code red
FUN tier is having an engie borg build a shitload of airlocks around your upload
or putting an autoburger in the bar
lame tier is winning with plasmaflood fire everyone's dead
sec checks APC spots roundstart just incase so you should always wait a while

cite the space law kiddo

>he doesn't pacid the armory everytime as a rogue medborg.
great way to remove the ions from the round, and a satisfying way to cuck secshitters.

ITS BACK UP

>dude I totally knew they were murdering people, I just wanted to let it happen
Did you think this makes you look better?

They don't understand how good they got it on Veeky Forums

>i thought for sure it was an emag, i thought there was no way an malf AI would be that retarded
Indeed, but at least it was funny.

Next time I will do better, im sure.

I don't care so much about winning as I care about having fun, and I had fun for sure. Next time I will try that, maybe.

True.

Will keep those in mind, any more pro-tips?

>The warden just let you leave afterwards

Don't you worry, I have my moments of being unrobust as well.

i was one of the original killbot borg players before yred. my best day was klling 20-30 people with the radio transmitter before it got nerfed into irrelevancy

yred was a traitor far, far more often then i was though.

Cyrr gave me PTSD.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Not even an attempt at a flashing?

>"woops, I don't know what happened to all the guns warden, I think some greyshit broke in or something, haha, ok I'm gonna go now, see ya later"

How do I date a vox?