/owg/ - Overwatch General

>tfw I will never be good with Sombra

Literally no other DPS is fun anymore and I play them all

Rein hammer is still bugged...

>tfw having fun ruining fun as a smug blueberry

Uwah!

...

>D.va's VA starts screeching for people to hype 2 days ago
>both in an interview and online saying this shit afterwards

Figured the gook cunt is as much a cunt as the hero she voices

Fuck these attention seeking VA's for OW acting like theyre hollywood actors

So I hear Blizz apparently thinks they buffed McCree too hard. Is there a source for that?

t. 73 hours of Sombra and 37% winrate

Oh god, you're so cute

Please tell me you're a girl

have you tried ranch?

D.va comic on friday. Pretty much confirmed by Overwatch Korean twitter. Here is a preview.

Yes, me.

>people thought it was an animated short in the first place

>be me
>lose at overwatch competitive
>watch videos on how to git gud
>they all say communication is key
>try to be very talkative, supportive and make call outs
>get smashed
>decide to mute team text and voice chat
>shoot up 400 sr in two days
I...I don't even know

>2 people want to stay as a team
>press yes
>they both leave before we even get requeued
???????

Hope it's a comic about her joining overatch.

henlo
henlo you stinky PACHIMARI
go get stuffed in a claw machine ugly

I don't play her very much at all in competitive, a little under 4 hours out of hundreds. I don't know what you're getting at, I recognize that I am not good with her.

It's more of a tracking issue than a mechanical/positioning issue though, can't get used to the gun/CQC after playing McCree and CoD man so much no matter how hard I try.

>facelift
Close to home, isn't it?

>facelift

This shouts KOREA more than all the signs in korean.

God asian people look so fucking disgusting

Also no shit, Blizzard wouldve been the one to confirm shit, not the shitty VA's

Keep practising!

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

It'll be about how she ends up joining the Korean military.

She's not part of Overwatch. A good chunk of the roster isn't or was part of Overwatch.

>be gengu main
>my superior japanese tendons folded ten thousand times are perfectly tuned to deflect high noon at the EXACT right moment mcree starts thinking it's on cd
>now I'm always late and he's actually getting triple and quadruple kills, confirming the fact that I have actually been saving my team single-handedly all this time

nerf pls

I know.. I know

She can be part of overwatch when Winston invites her and we advance the plot instead of focusing on backstory shit.

Also, she confirmed it wasn't a comic either, so it's probably just going to be merch.

I HAVE TAKEN THE PAYLOAD
and your waifu

how do you react in this tough situation?

Caps lock doesn't make your statement true.

Git gud and faster on the draw.

uwaaaa....

I need help.

os1#2609

eu server.

I play dps better than tank but if you're good at other shit i can zarya or dva for you. I wont heal.

>he isn't standing behind cowman and deflecting bullets into his asshole

Can you stop being a legit avatarfag

STUPID
UGLY
DUMB

Today's my birthday, /owg/! It's also been almost a whole year since I started playing Overwatch and posting here, and I want you guys to know how much I appreciate you. You really are like family to me at this point. So, thanks for a great year, and I hope the next is even better!

I'll play support and support their relationship.

she hasn't denied that it's a new map like korea or something though?

>decide to mute team text and voice chat

I literally shot up from silver to diamond once I did this

I'm the type that doesn't really get tilted or derive self-worth from SR, so you'd think it wouldn't do too much, even when people obviously throw I don't get mad. but that one fucking 12-year-old shitter that says "x switch now" while I'm doing good and he's fucking irrelevant just ruins the fun and changes the atmosphere. you should never have to have people to tell you to switch, and it just kills the atmosphere of a fun game.

This game is fucking amazing when it's a world filled with only happy Hello!s and Thanks! and the occasional post-game cross-team banter

what's your sr

It's ok pachimarianon I still love you

Yeah she has.

The dudes giving you the advice on youtube have been Masters+ for the last few seasons. They don't know what goes on down there anymore, unless they play on a smurf.

WTF I love Reaper now

>comic

Nope

>hanzo actually gets on the fucking objective and canonizes the best/most horrible ship in the game
>then blizz buffs him to lucio-tier

that will be the call of the apocalypse, cap this post

>no comic
>no short

it'll be shit

Mercy has most of my time
Placed 2750 this season, I was (at my lowest) 1823.
I'm now sitting at 3035 because the game crashed on me for no easily identified reason
My highest SR is 3085
I'm going to get masters this season.

Winston's too busy recalling the old agents first and whoever they might actually bring along.

Torbjorn brings death machine Snow White and Genji bring robo-Dalai Lama.

So things we know so far:

>it's not new a map
>it's not a new animated short
>it's not summer games related
>it's a new monkey hero
>it's not a new comic

>taking time out of your birthday to post on /owg/ of all places

user please....please love yourself....

woah, it's fucking nothing
who'd've thunk

She's pretty for a Korean desu, they're generally some of the ugliest either naturally or through the massive surgery that makes them look alien.

t. yellow fever

>koth
>0-2, everyone on the team is bad, constantly switching, horrible comp
>can't deal, fuck it I'll try reaper
>carry the living fuck out of the team to 2-2
>lost cause I decided to be good and go healer for the last round

never again

>tfw it's a d.va announcer pack to replace athena

>It's a quick fix for a minor bug
Tadah~~

post >yfw D.va statue like the Widow one

It's a new arcade mode on the new map related to the whole monkeys thing and you can only play D.va even if it makes no sense

Screencap this

Get bent you raging faggot.

Happy birthday you lonely sack of shit.

its a self promotion for merch or HOTS shit

Dont get your shit riled up by a gook cunt of a VA that has literally nothing to say about OW content

We know Jack.

Happy bday nigger

>comic
>she is a voice actor

Who in their right mind would think she would be at Blizzard for a comic?
To do fucking what?

...

Here comes S.oldier 76.

what would you do if hanzo could combine both of his abilities, making each one of the shards from his scatter arrow highlight the area where they land?

It's okay, user! I actually do have plans today, but not for a couple of hours at least. Besides, I like being here and talking with everyone!

Thank you!

Faggot.
Happy birthday, faggot.

>"Hey random anonymous people online, i decided it would be a good idea to inform you it is the day of my birth, i have become attached to this place due to lack of social contacts in real life, you're my pet rock guys, thank you for a great year of shit posting and softcore japanese cartoon porn"
Well i don't envy you

Maybe it's the D.Vs roller derby skin

>"IT'S A GIANT GOH-RILLA! JUST LIKE IN THOSE OLD VIDEO GAMES!!"
>it's D.va vs. Monkeys a la Donkey Kong
>Zarya is Pauline

user you are too good for this board, and for Veeky Forums in general. Have a good birthday and I hope Junkrat visits you in your dreams to give you a big hug

Here's the reveal: She and Lucio's VA are getting married!

Ok, someone fill me in
What's the highest rank you can reach directly out of placement?
Just for sake of discussion, let's say last season you were top 500, you get five gold medals and win every single round.
Where will you land?

thoughts on low gravity?

i'm glad she's finally getting the love she deserves.

when the fuck did they move the healthpacks?

I swear they were still in their PTR positions when it went live

1/2

>classic video game gorilla skin for winston
>some weird gamer d.va skin for d.va

Sign me up

That bitch ain't my waifu.

Isn't Charlet married with a kid? Not sure about Johnny's relationship situation atm but yeah...

>in b4 that's the joke user

General consensus seems to still be up in the air

2/2

there might be more for all I know

pls no bully my laptop is shit

the removed two of the megas and added a mini back left and a mini in the connecting room
theres also a mega on the far left of the point in the flank and i think a mini bottom right that no one will ever use

I played the map just after it went live and I'm pretty certain it's always been there? It's one of the most important ones on the map....

Where it was on the PTR I'm not sure, it was bugged out as fuck for me

>4 stack in team on comp
>none of them on voice
>ask if anyone could get on voice
>no reply
>first round goes awful
>ask if they could please get on voice if they have mics
>they get on
>its a group of 13 year olds that start bitching at me to swap cause their friend "is a better dva"
>dont want to fuck up the team so reluctantly swap to dps
>guy who got dva does nothing all game
>we barely get a checkpoint
>one of them ragequits
>lose the game
Sure is a fun competitive experience

I'm sorry, user, I didn't mean to offend. It's just that being here, interacting with all of you? I feel like it's genuinely made me a better person since my last birthday. Maybe I attach a little too much meaning to that, but it's still important, and I do mean it when I thank you for it.

Aw, thank you, I hope he does too!

High masters

What if Hanzo and Roadhog could fuse themselves into one uniformly cancerous entity?

Who else here /shitter/?
I placed in 2105, and while I'm climbing up (currently 2288) I'm still pretty mediocre right now.

Not saying this to complain or anything, I'm just curious where everyone here stands.

>playing on laptop
Faggot.

But yeah, they seemed to have move them when they brought the patch to live.

>its a self promotion for merch
almost certainly this or using her e-celeb fame to promote something completely unrelated.