/csgog/ - Counter Strike Generally Offensive General

Back from the grave edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=N7LN14IpVy0

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=5YdEEDdxIWg
youtube.com/watch?v=wLfHuClrQdI

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=kYMjnOwMRIQ

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/BekBudV
slingshotesports.com/2017/06/04/g2-apex-north-cocky-esl-pro-league/
twitter.com/zAAzCSGO/status/878260477263884288
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

ded

nice discord link faggot OP

discord.gg/BekBudV

Only literal mouthbreaking turbovirgins use discord

csgog died with lounge and the gay anime erp infestation

Discord is a spook.

So are you

so are you ^

>180500686
Don't ever reply to me again you silver faggot.

>tried to find csgog earlier to shitpost because the awp is fucking trash and valve ruined the game at some point in the last 2 years lmfao literally no accuracy when quickscoping shitters cried too much

>csgog LITERALLY died

>csgo is 10 bucks
wasnt that shit like 3 bucks when it was on sale? im trying to upsmurf my dudes

>ded general

>he doesnt know about the official csgog irc channel

>(((official)))

reddit

hey gramps

>install csgo
>point gun at guys head and shoot
>dont hit
>people jumping around corners and instantly shooting me in the head

this game is stupid

(You) must be 18 years or older to post on here.

t. a classic retard who came from cod and in a month he will trash csgo and say how weaboowatch is superior

i dont even play fps

overwatch makes me wanna kms
so I came to cs go

maybe quake is up your ally my dude

let go

Pretending like you play quake in the current year is the ultimate reddit meme. You're such a hardcore gamer man.

this guy is right

you must know more about reddit than me bc ive never been on there my dude

>no you

you guys toggle in esea?

ye

i toggle my dick in and out of ur mum

jokes on you i have two dads

hm

...

hm

hm

that's a pretty good one

How's the other user's white Zowie? My fackin EC2-A scrol wheel is bummy as fuck and trying to Google a home DIY method led me to a Reddo thread with a bunch of kikes who have the same problem.

I'm queing up with a couple of friends who are, admittedly, hacking. After being pretty blatant the past couple of days, every casual game we get into now is literally filled with people openly cheating, spinbotting and the like.

Are shadow bans a thing now?

I've noticed this too, occasionally lobbying with cheating friends.

i need some good_lads to derank/grief with on prime matchmaker i am currently gold nova one hit me up~
steamcommunity.com/id/pleasegodfuckingkillme

Can somebody walk me through how I am supposed to make a skin bet on csgolounge? What is this token shit, that wasn't there before.

ye

>he fell for the zowie meme
nice overpriced garbage you retarded esports shitter

ECS coming up with our boi Lurppis

It died many moons ago.
The tokens thing is just that, meaningless tokens.
There are several actual functioning skins betting sites though.
Apparently csesport.com is one but I've never used it. Since lounge died I've just used real money sportsbook instead, like bet365 etc.

>Dazed

fuck off

we want lurppis

>the literal city of ECS

major cutie alert at ecs

why did no one talk about fnatic's double awp?

idiot

ddk is so fucking white, he obviously thinks he lifts but his body is pathetic

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

also when tf is this starting

nice stream gotards

Then why do people in csgog keeping telling me that gambling didn't actually die, valve is just lying. I just tried csesport and it said that valve shut down their trader bots...

I don't want to bet real money because I am trying to get rid of my shitty 3c skins.

yfw da optics win da ecs lan

...

Why can't I watch youtube streams in 1080p60 with livestreamer or streamlink? What kind of bullshit is this, it just opens 1080p30 or some shit.

idiot

>optic throw a 4v2 post plant

that was pretty amazing

- allu
+ ???

I just don't understand. Didn't the installer bundle FFMPEG exactly so it could deal with these 60fps dash streams or some shit? And now it still doesn't work.

:/

Can't think of a stable awper who can speak english who would be a realistic choice

Maybe Oscar, or Mixwell

dont make me mad user

:\

>Mixwell
simply epic, my dude

>BRs
>not cheating
l m a o

>the city of pee poo

Regardless of their play, I don't see how you can expect Brazilians to ever not cheat. They're scum from a poor shithole, obviously they'll do anything win money.

Are the BRs really cheating or are they just gods of csgo?

>beating muslims makes you a god

Nobody is even close to this level, don't lie

They are really fucking good. SK cheating is just a shitty /csgog/ meme.

How naive can you be?

admin kick the favelas

>rapex
>getting raped
???

nothing wrong with mine. whats wrong with the scrollwheel?

>bodyy
>getting bodied
???

what kind of hax are the favelas using? literally every shot is a headshot

Why is Dazed here? Why can't we have actual talented and knowledgable players give their insight instead of washed up NA cucks?

>"danes are so good!"
>"polish are so great"
>"french are so awesome!"
>"brazilians are good? NO WAY, BAN THOSE FUCKING CHEATERS REEEE!"

You're pathetic.

Its called deathmatch user try it sometime

>he actually wastes his times DMing

You don't expect Danes or Frenchies to cheat because they're decent people. You have nothing to suspect from them.
When it's Brazilians that are doing well you have a lot of reason to be suspicious. Maybe they're clean, but it's unlikely.

2 ez

>it took him 800+ games to reach global

You really are pathetic.

>niko's haircut
just lmao family

>danes are decent people

slingshotesports.com/2017/06/04/g2-apex-north-cocky-esl-pro-league/

>JL: I saw you in here yesterday (watching the semifinal between Team Liquid and North), and you were very enthusiastic when watching the game. Is it always like that just watching the game? Some players, they like to play the game. But you can tell after a while they get tired of it. It seems like you’re always enthusiastic about it.

DM: I’ve always been motivated in my life, except maybe two months in my entire career. I started in 2007 and I never had that happen. I was that emotional for the game because I wanted Liquid to win. North, we’re not friends at all. We don’t like each other.

>JL: You’re not? I saw the playing back and forth, but is that actually serious? You guys don’t like each other?

DM: We don’t like each other. We think they are way too cocky. They won EPICENTER, and after that, it was impossible even to talk to them. We have a lot of French players who have achieved like 15 more (wins) than them, and they are not that cocky. We don’t like cocky people. Just for an example, SK. SK has never been cocky at all. They are just the best guys. So motivated at all time. They never talk bad to anyone, and that’s all we have to be. North’s not like that, and that’s why we don’t like them. We wanted to win this so much. It was really important for us not to lose this. We wanted to do a timeout at 15-3 (in the fourth map) just to make them feel really bad. We wanted to. We didn’t do it. That’s cocky, and we didn’t want to be cocky. So we talked and said no.

So, players realize SK is a dedicated team that really wants to go as far as they can, and yet /csgog/ think they're cheaters and shitty people, while Danes are great people, just because of their nationality? The /pol/itization of the world is truly astounding.

lol everyone knows north a faggots user
brs are dirty brown poorfags
danes are autistic passive aggressive beta cucks
americans are retarded

That's exactly what I was talking about. /pol/ made everyone think that people of a certain nationality are all the same. The world is made of people, not countries.

the fuck is this hud

I bet you're from western europe

worse than the one they use for pgl

twitter.com/zAAzCSGO/status/878260477263884288

really makes you think

ECS finals is literally unwatchable.

And what happened to the sound. Neither were that bad in the last two games.

the sound is way to low. i literally have to turn my volume up. and during the breaks i have to turn it down bc it raped my ears

this cheating br meme is getting stale, when will valve finally ban them?

This cheating br meme is getting stale, when will /csgog/ finally admit SK is a good team?

tfw youll never get FAVELA'd.com