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Lekker, nog nooit in de buurt gekomen van een royal flush zelfs

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Hier nog één, en ik heb ergens nog een derde

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Hoe lang moet je hier niet voor pokeren, voor je 3x royal flush kan krijgen?

imma stop spamming now

Derde kan ik niet vinden, ik heb ook nog eens op mijn telefoon een vierde gekregen maar daar heb ik geen schermschot van.
Valt wel mee hoor, als je een paar jaar elke avond een paar potjes speelt dan krijg je ze wel eens

Kan je iets verdienen?

Ik heb jarenlang netto gelijk gespeeld maar toen ik in een paar maanden tijd een paar honderd in de min zat verloor ik het plezier en ben ik gestopt.
In het Holland Casino sta ik wel in de plus, die organiseren op (vaak) dinsdag en donderdagavonden kleine toernooitjes (20-30 man) met een inleg van 20 tot 50 euro per speler. Daar ga ik twee á drie keer per jaar heen en ben ik een paar keer in de top 5 geëindigd. Erg leuke avonden zijn dat.
Over alles genomen denk ik dat ik iets in de plus zit

stop larping faggot no one makes money on that shit

Tell me you were all in before the river

Stay clueless.

If i remember correctly i called the all in after the flop. Still cant believe i won that

I've heard of the poker bot attempted scam before, but nobody can ever make it work. All you need to design it is sufficiently skilled economics game theory, and some computer science know-how. I suspect that the right type of person to make one doesn't take collusion into account, which would be the natural response upon spotting a bot.

That, and the fact that you probably get your thumbs broken for a successful bot.

How do i learn to play and git gud

I used to play hunl 50nl and pokerstars sent me over $200 (which was quite allot when I started playing) for my losses to two bot using players. That was 2015 though. There are probably 2nl-5nl 6max bots and maybe lower stakes husngs, but I think they're too easy to spot elsewhere.

Applications of nlhe

What?

you didn't google it?
amazon.co.uk/Applications-No-Limit-Hold-Understanding-Theoretically/dp/1880685558

i heard that nobody manages to get money from poker in a long run

Online poker isn't illegal, right?

dunno, not in my country for sure

Yes in the US. Use a VPN.

That said, what's a good site since the death of Bovada?

You heard wrong. If you stick to beating 2nl it's almost impossible not to make money in the long run.

>If you stick to beating 2nl it's almost impossible not to make money in the long run
with rakeback and i bet it will be a very small sum, still not guaranteed

realize thatby playing 2nl up to 10nl, you'll be competing with eastern euros who grind those for a living at a 25 euros profit a day. Not only do they play a tight ABC poker, but rumors are that they share databases for their HUD on russian websites, meaning they'll have 10k hands on you by the time you have 1k hand on anyone

if they are that good why don't they increase bets?

Cause upping limit wouldnt be profitable for them. Most of them play 12+ tables which requires little to no thinking. 25NL requires you to think and there are less russians so the databases are smaller

? If you can't beat 2nl before rakeback you must be kinda slow.
2nl is a free for all
5nl-10nl table select and it's still stupid easy. If you to auto to 100bb and dont spew, Russians don't bother you.

Also, plenty of softer sites at the micros, I just play 10nl stars cos I got goldstar there. 2nl and 5nl there are so many more fish than russian grinders so this really isn't an excuse not to crush these stakes.