/owg/ - Overwatch General

i want to stick my dick in this female (male)

bully

Here comes W.Idowmaker

not him but I know she's a character from the touhou games

I play a lot of Mercy, but I'm not cute. Wish I was though.

Mercy mains are going to turn these threads into TF2 general

if elected thread boss i will send them back to their home country and erect a great wall to keep them all out

I bet you're pretty qt, post boipucci

>tfw the desire to healslut is starting to become unbearable

>mfw bluepost

that better not be BSB

God damn fags and their jealous mercy hate.

But she poops from there.

name me one hero that can reliably counter tracer

Give in user, i'll take extra damage for you to rack up points with

T.Racer

>stomp so hard people on other team start leaving
>backfills are insanely higher ranked and turn the game around

>being that backfill

i mean poo pig still does 150 damage with his point blank shot without any headshots

ikr? people actually upset at someone playing a healer too when barely anyone would willingly, absolute state of this general

Junkrat.

Sombra, Torbjörn.

Mei 1 shot 1 kill

Sombra if she ambushes her with a hack.

>tfw the desire to own and modify the body of a healslut to your liking is starting to become unnbearable

maybe we could be friends and play together?

stop sameposting you faggot you are the dumbshit who instalocks mercy because you cant play anything else and you STILL MANAGE TO BE FUCKING GARBAGE AS MERCY

kys

>taking damage now stops passive ult generation for the next two seconds

game fucking fixed

I promise you, I'm not cute.

I know that feel. And god I love that image.

I never play mercy i just think the mercy screeching is annoying.

...

why are you being mean?

The mercy mains want to be the dominant species, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen

because I strongly dislike you and think you're a pathetic thirsty nigga

>qp
>I'm a zenyatta main in disguise using ana
>a 420+ level soldier "pick mercy user!"
"how about no?"
>"reported for not cooperating"
"I have silver kills and my friend over here has gold, shitty soldier. you should cooperate in the kindergarten"
>"oh yeah? watch this"
>he ulti and eliminate just 1 tracer
>switch to zenyatta for the rest of the match
>got all gold
>he try to friend me

that soldiers name? albert einstein

You seem to be confusing mercy with the alien in Species

its "screeching" because maining in games is a retarded thing to do its the same problem in mobas getting a onetrick on your team handicaps your team if you either dont need their one trick or they are countered out because they are useless at the game outside of that ONE TRICK

this video is a great example as to why mercy maining is a fucking cancer in this game

youtube.com/watch?v=5K9Q73BL3A4

sombra can maybe work but im no korean to make a drop on tracer
torb and junk will make my team flip and throw

im literally not that good

ill honestly keep this in mind, but as far as i see he gets wtfpwnd unless hook is a afterthought

DO I THINK?
gays into the iris

>Lucio solo """""heal"""" doesn't switch to heal during the entire match

Greetings.

Tell your team you're gonna switch to Torb because Tracer's raping your backline and they should stop whining because they're not doing anything to stop her either. Torb is the ultimate Tracer check because he can ruin her flanking fun with one single turret.

why does low sensitivity in this game feel so fucking clunky compared to your generic fps?

Thanks!

Yo

Just go Symmetra

reminder that Widow is for femdom

but I just wanted to play with you. You're right, you aren't very cute.

>tracer just dashes and ults torb
>"bg shit torb made game 5v6"

Acknowledged.

Best girls

If I'm gonna be the solo heal I'll just pick what I feel like and the """carry""" DPS mains can get a healer themselves.

>tracer wastes bomb on torb turret
>torb builds a new one 5 seconds later

??????

Pass into the ass

>every time Pharah says copy it reminds me of the copy that guy

i cant imagine unironically putting clothes that ugly on my darling fareeha

>tracer bombs torb
>he blows up next to turret

?????

it could force her to focus torb instead of support.

id rather torb. even on attack, it would at least force tracer to nuke the turret

Oh, so you're a shitter that doesn't know how to play Torb effectively. I get it.

Reduce Genji's health to 150.

Tbh what i do vs tracer is switch to tracer and out play them

and give him 50 armor

>Most people want to play a mode where people are actually trying to win
>But without the pressure of a competitive match
>Off meta picks, general fun and shenanigans, absolutely!
>It's QP you anti-fun faggots don't take it so seriously!
>BUT!
>At the end of the day everyone was invested in actually trying to win

>QP used to be that
>No ones trying to win now
>QP is an utter crapshoot
>Now people are moving into comp for people that actually do want to try
>People trying to climb, placements, etc
>Most have a vested interest in giving a fuck
>That's a nice change of pace
>Many people did say those who wanted to tryhard to do just that

>Surprise!
>Most of these people going into comp because QP went to shit aren't comp material!
>They want to win
>They're trying their best
>Will probably fuck up and cost you your comp game

>"Go back to QP you shitter faggot!"
>... Nah, fuck you

And it's not like people who want to absolutely shit around and do nothing else don't have a place to call their own. That's what Arcade was supposed to be. Yet they shit in there and in QP.

It is unfortunate.

give Pharah, Genji and Zen armor.

>zen
someone tell me why he doesnt have 50 health and 250 shields

>genji
his dragonblade should do 100 damage and have like 25% life leech

>pharah
why doesnt she have homing rockets? also mercy shouldnt be able to fly upwards as easy as pharah just by following her

>biggest game
>slowest content release
Hmmm

So I'm not supposed to jump on Widows to kill them or at least make them fuck off?

>tfw can't decide what gold weapon to get

They aren't in a hurry to make new maps or characters since they don't profit from them.

I'd say Pharah and Genji need more vertical mobility and quality of life so we can see them more often in the meta

youtube.com/watch?v=A25l83m-w6I

I'm sorry

Its a good strategy but its possible for a good widow to kill a full hp dva.
Actually one of my favourite heroes to kill with widow.

Muh Blizzard polish

>reported for not cooperating
At that point just say "good for you" and play as normal
Like Blizz or anyone else is actually gonna do jack shit if you're putting in effort but not complying with some random fuck's commands, and like you should give any fucks about that person's opinion or comments if their first response to you playing a hero is "HAH REPORTED"

D.Va does laughably little damage so it's risky to get into a 1v1

>literally blow away the pharah ten times or more
>deaf, dumb, blind dipshit running around in the open "someone deal with the pharah!"
>whole team tilts
>DEFEAT

If OVW was a weeb themed cafe, what food would you want your main or favorite hero be?

>Reaper bubble tea with soul orb tapioca pearls
>Winston banana peanut butter smoothie
>Mercy angel food cake or swiss white chocolate cake
>Soldier:76 military MRE

>soul orb player icon still exists
>soul orbs aren't even in the fucking game anymore
Nice, good shit

I had a dream that I was put in a GM game and they bullied me into playing McCree and then laughed at me.

Not at all times. Don't just do it as soon as you see her.

If someone got a pick and you're all going in, and no one else on your team has the mobility to get to her/those that do have the mobility are preoccupied, then it's not a bad idea to fly up to her and get rid of her yourself.

Widow

>Genji needs to be seen more often in the meta

this was very boring to watch, also looks incredibly boring to play too.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

I just wanted to do a shoutout to my zen mains, you're the best!

>on R66, following buddy zen around
>mei keeps freezing him, but i would just dm her when she goes to put an ice dick in zens mouth
>zen unfreezes
>this goes on for like 30 seconds
>mei ults
>I dm it
>zen kills mei(finally)
>mei switches to reaper
> "hey zen theres a reaper behind u"
>dm reaper while zen rapes him
>finally get taken out of mech
>zen ults and I get back in
>ult for the victory

every other healer's life I save and they just run away, but not you zen, you're a bro.

Yeah and he should get a lower CD on his deflect and it should deflect beams as well to give him more quality of life

Also make it so he doesn't need to land any shuriken to kill someone, that could help him too because at this moment he needs some aim and that's an extreme disadvantage for Genji players

Your performance looks like a person bent over

EU
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Widow players can't hit shit anyway, killing them is a waste of time.

I don't see it