Hi fags, /k/ here. What's a good off-road capable bike that doesn't look like a dildo...

Nobody makes one in faggy OD Green, FDE or any other autistic /k/ color. Buy a used DR650 and paint it how you like you gear queer retard.
t. /k/ hasbikes

I heard they make these things called "dirt bikes," maybe you heard of them.

That`s one tacticool looking AR-15 you got there. What accessories you got there? I don`t think I`ve seen that big lump attached to one before.

>Implying and XR600 isn't the best cross-country bike ever made

A police friend of my mom's told her yesterday about a guy who just shot and killed himself. Put a rifle on an ATV and somehow shot himself in the chest. You've been warned.

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KTM, nigger.

I'm not OP you stupid fuck. Also, I don't put a gun on my bike, because I am not retarded. Just another faggot looking for a diesel bike because muh mpgs/range.

My apologies then
Nobody really makes them.

>ATV
Fudds will never fail to surprise me with the new and incentive ways they find to kill or maim themselves

>if you glance at it the wrong way it will break in half
>needs a complete engine rebuild every time you get gas

>Put a rifle on an ATV and somehow shot himself in the chest.
>Owning remshit
>Ever

Cool anecdote, I like it when retards kill themselves. Maybe leaving a round in the chamber and not stowing the gun in a safe direction was a shitty idea...
Nice ignorance.

If it's good enough for the US military it's good enough for some larping faggo

Hello, someone who has never had experience with a BMW.

Really? I mean statistics are just racist against BMW, right? I mean, really, a 40% failure rate by year 4 of ownership isn't all the bad right? My TW has taken so much beating, and just does not quit. It ran nearly dry(as in oil) for about 2 days before I noticed it. But, detachable front forks and self-destructing swing arms are pretty cool features.
consumerreports.org/cro/news/2015/04/who-makes-the-most-reliable-motorcycle/index.htm

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I couldn't care less about bikes, but if this were still the days of 2000s internet forums, I'd put this retarded statement right in my signature:

"I mean statistics are just racist against BMW, right?"

Its a reference to a certain group claiming statistics are racist against them. Good attempt. Also, that study is dated 2015. That is pretty goddamned recent. Combined with literally oodles of threads on the IBAR page on facebook about issues with BMW and how they won't support their product. Suzuki and Yamaha have my vote for their reliability, cost of ownership and initial cost.

>Veeky Forums becomes a nation
>still can't stop fucking with each other

>Veeky Forums recommends /k/ a bike
>/k/ decides to invade neighbouring country.
>meanwhile in butfuckistan's capital
>people doin' shit, daily life goes on
>suddenly a dustcloud in the distance
>it's the /k/ommandos
>triumphantly riding on KTM dirt bikes spraypainted olive drab and hot pink
>the man leading the charge smiles under his 70's porn Stache
>he draws his AK bayonette from its scabbard
>he points it towards the enemy city menacingly
>the front fork on his KTM snaps clean in half, launching the overweight man face first in the dirt. His bayonette flys off into the distance
>the rest of the hoarde proceeds to either break down or simply break over the course of 10 minutes
>the spectacle over, the citizens of butfuckistan return to their schedules