Going 10 under in the passing lane

>going 10 under in the passing lane
>slowing down to 15 when turning
>slow drivers in general
>people who don't use a turn signal
>people who are asleep at a green light
>people in general

What grinds your rotary Veeky Forums

>What grinds your rotary Veeky Forums
fuel injectors weren't big enough and I ran lean at 12psi. Apex seal went boom and made the other two go boom. Housing, center and rear irons fugged. rotor fugged.

>runs a stop sign to cut you off forcing you to brake hard to avoid a collision
>drive 10mph under speed limit
And that was probably the closest I've been to vehicular manslaughter.

>making a complete fucking stop on a busy highway before turning.
>Asians that think it's okay to cross a highway half way then wait in the turning lane with the back half of there car sticking out in the road.

People who don't realize "left lane for passing only" works both fucking ways.

FUCKING BIRDS

FUCKING BIRDS SHIT ALL OVER MY CAR EVERY FUCKING DAY IVE HAD IT FOR NOT EVEN THREE MONTHS AND THE PAINT IS ALREADY DESTROYED THANKS TO VAG AND THEIR SHIT PAINT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Slowing down to 15 on a GODDAMN FUCKING HIGHWAY ONRAMP

These people should be euthanized

>waiting in the turning lane for an opening
Holy shit this fucking shit right here. So many people do it. If there isn't an opening, just wait in the goddam parking lot! Don't fuckin block the turn lane.

>enjoy your dumpsterfire

People matching speed and lining up making it so no one can pass them usually on a 2 lane road

No I mean they try to cross the highway one lane at a time so there sitting cross ways in the middle of the road , all it would take us some one adjusting there radio to t-bone them going 50.

>When truckers do this going 10 under

Sounds like they panicked and slowed down after accidentally running a sign.

>speeding up at an overtaking lane
>using the whole lane to pass one guy
>slowing for a green light
>passing someone then slowing down
>merging into a lane then speeding up
>indicating 3 streets before your turn
>not pulling into the center median to turn
>not checking mirrors before changing lanes

>driving behind cement mixers in a no passing zone

i hate driving behind anybody in any situation but cement mixers are the worst. they run 35 in a 50 and take 25 seconds to even reach that speed

just dodge them

Well then don't hog the left/middle lane and speed match someone else in the other lane going 10 under, forcing everyone else to pass on the right.

>Install push bar
>install dash cam
>let them do their stupidity
>slam into them
>camera shows them going slow as fuck
>rip their car and wallet and insurance
>your out of pocket cost: a can of spray paint for the push bar
>they either stop being stupid or keep getting shreked in traffic
not that hard people

Possible. It's Oregon though so stop signs are a suggestion, and speedlimits are for hooligans.

>cement truck pulls in front of me omw home from community college
>herewego
>fucker accelerates faster than i was even planning on going, and holds a steady 60 in the 45 for a good 5 minutes until we hit the cars in front of us

i almost called the how am i driving number on the back to tell them what a beast he is

At least they indicated. Here it's
>indicates in the last third of the turn
Or
>uses right signal, then turns left.

>cement truck pulls in front of me omw home from community college
did your ass clench as hard as mine?

>shithead stopped at light on phone
>light turns green
>they don't notice
>sit there for about 15 seconds, give them a quick tap on the horn to get them moving
>this happens four times in a row
>he doesn't fucking learn
>eventually starts flipping me off and yelling at me
>get on highway
>he starts going ~30 and tries his damndest to block me from getting past
>eventually gets pulled over by a cop
at least it had a happy ending in this instance, but people who pull that shit should be lined up and shot

Lucky. I live near a quarry so all we get is being cut off daily by fully loaded, unshaken dump trucks. Every day there's a 1" tick by 3 foot wide trail of gravel across the apex of this turn. Every intersection for about a mile has loose gravel all over it too. Even seen one of their trucks dump fist sized rocks across a busy intersection.

Doesn't apply to middle lanes. Middle isn't left. If there's three lanes, left is express through traffic, middle is all through traffic, right is on/off traffic.
Either way, don't be a shithead and pass in the right lane.

Truck driver probably got dinged by cops for not pulling out of the way before

>anyone holding a phone to their ear or texting and driving
>women putting on makeup while driving
I have seriously considered installing a loud speaker into one of my cars to yell at people who do these things.

>people who drive a 2 lane highway at 20 under the speed limit in corners then jump up to 5 or 10 over in the straights so you can never pass them
If you can't handle a fucking corner you need to stop driving, grandma.

Rear end is 99% the fault of the rest ender. And dash cam footage of you purposely ramming them probably isn't going to help

I fucking hate cunts that do this, if you aren't in a hurry why the fuck are you cutting me off?
just fucking wait 5 extra seconds.

>people who tailgate in heavy traffic or when you're already exceeding the speed limit
>people who weave in and out of traffic only to wind up right beside you at every light
>people who turn in front of you forcing you to break and they they turn right at the next street
>people whose speed varies in light freeway traffic forcing me to adjust my cruise control
>retards who drive in the snow without snow tires

>speeding up at an overtaking lane
>>using the whole lane to pass one guy
?? what do you mean

>bikefag zooms across intersection when I'm driving through with green light
>barely gets through without me hitting him
>yells out something and raises his hands in the air
>keep driving

Walk your fucking bike across the crosswalk you stupid faggot you didn't even have the signal to cross

Cyclists are such faggots I swear

Sounds like you've experienced a little dose of Seattle.

>three lights on my commute have a very short green cycle
>light is green, 1000 feet away
>people keep going at a fucking snail's pace
>HURRY THE FUCK UP IF YOU SPEED UP JUST A FEW MILES AN HOUR WE'LL BOTH MAKE IT
>light turns yellow
>GO MOTHERFUCKER GO
>they slow to a stop
>have to sit in blistering heat for a full 3 minutes
>turns green, still stuck behind the retard(s)
>light #2 comes up, they're still going 3 miles an hour
>turns yellow again
>slows to a stop
rinse, repeat
and they don't seem bothered with catching every fucking red light at all, at least they don't bother to do anything about it
I don't like lane splitting but this is when I do it, when I have to deal with these assholes

>Pulls out in front of you for no goddam reason
>drives 15 under
>pours rocks all over your car
>always pull this shit in the no passing zones
Why the fuck are these troglodytes allowed on the same roads as us?

>acquire large rock
>attach note that reads NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BROKEN WINDSHIELDS
>follow truck until it stops
>introduce rock and windshield

This shit right here might actually work. I like your thinking.

>people who constantly vary speed by a few mph
or even worse
>people who constantly vary speed by a few mph while driving under the speed limit

people in rvs towing their shitboxes to moab or whereverthefuck boring shit place do this shit all the fucking time

RVs are literally idiot-legal trucks

do those stickers even have any legal backing at all? from what I understand, if some shit flies off your car you're liable for not tying it down or otherwise preventing it. the same should go for trucks, you shouldn't be pilling your stupid bullshit all over the road with your poorly-design clapped-out fucking trailer

slow drivers, holy shit
the worst thing is when the passing lane is going kind of slow, you go to another lane and go faster, then see that the reason the passing lane was slow was not because of traffic but someone going the speed limit
i've noticed a lot of trucks doing this

Is this supposed to be a 'close call'?
>Being this much of a pussy

>2 lane road
>truck overtaking another truck with a 3kph speed difference.

They should start taking drivers licenses away for this shit.

>2 lane road
>truck overtaking another truck
gg

>passing someone going uphill
>almost done, start cresting the hill
>going downhill
>get passed on the right
>rinse and repeat because Pennsylvania

Fucking torquelets, when will they learn?

In some places, if it touches the road it's a road hazard

>your exit is on the far right
>you're in the far left
>ignore all signs that your exit is coming up
>OH SHIT THAT'S MY EXIT
>do I:
>a. See if it's clear and signal and turn and simply take the next exit if I can't make mine safely?
>b. Slam on my brakes and slow everyone down slowly making my way to the exit while fucking up traffic?
>c. Swing my steering wheel to the right and hope everyone moves out of the way?

A few years ago some retard in a Camry was about to miss his exit, cut through 5 Lanes of traffic and hit a fuel tanker that was exiting. It exploded and shut down the exit for 3 fucking months. Fuck people

They have no legal backing. Just like the signs at parking lots/garages that say "not liable for damage/theft/bodily injury (someone attacks you)/etc," it's just a scare tactic hoping you don't sure if something happens. They don't hold up in court.

However, it's hard to prove that a rock that hit your windshield came from a specific truck without witnesses or a dashcam.

>come to a hill
>everyone slows down

Holy shit, press the gas pedal a little more so your speed stays constant

>do my shopping early on the weekends right when the stores open
>park towards the back by a curb with a tree so only one car can park next to me
>not a single car within a 100 feet of me
>come back 10 minutes later
>whole bunch of open spots by the front and everywhere else
>someone decided to park right next to my car

WHY?
H
Y
?

>Rear end is 99% the fault of the rest ender.
which is why you have a dash cam

>And dash cam footage of you purposely ramming them probably isn't going to help
>going the speed limit behind a guy
>change lanes
>suddenly grandpa going 10 under you couldn't see
>*wham*
>video shows you going the proper speed and him being a road obstacle

>doing muh commute onnahighway
>lots of people on the road but flowing decently
>automated speed trap coming up
>like 5 warnings about it for 3 miles before
>people keep driving at the same speed
>suddenly about 300 yards before everyone slams on their brakes
>traffic jam erry time

People here are such fucking retards it's incredible.

>OH SHIT THAT'S MY EXIT
Literally me
>bonus points: off ramp is circular with 20 MPH recommended speed

>Fucko travelling in the left lane on the highway
>Isn’t paying attention/lacks even the most basic navigational skills
>Oh, shit that’s my exit I’M GONNA MISS IT MISS IT MISS IT NO NO NO REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Slams across 3 lanes and almost smashes into the divider on their way up

>on the highway
>traffic is cruising
>slight bend in the road
>everyone drops down 15mph

Holy shit, it's a slight bend not a fucking chicane at Le Mans.

>Right lane over an overpass merges with traffic coming off, then both lanes merge into one a kilometre or so down the road
>Nice long, open off-ramp, so most people will simply look left and slide in, then shuffle into the left lane to avoid getting stuck up ahead
>Ezpz, and the flow of traffic handles it well
>There’s always that one fuckass who floors it and tries to cram himself in at the front, causing a domino effect as everyone has to brake
>My face when I see those cunts coming in my mirror and close the gap

>people who tailgate when you're already exceeding the speed limit
Just get the fuck out of the god damn way then, cunt. Provlem solved.

If I'm in the right most lane you can fuck off

>go to pass someone
>they speed up

I'm in a new Corvette and you're in a fucking crossover. What the fuck is your plan?

>People who flick garbage or cigarette butts out the window
It should legitimately be legal to shoot these people.

Crashing this lane

>car in front of me flicks out their cigarette
>it hits my grill
>cabin floods with that smokey smell

Get cancer already

>Dumbass driving beside me on deerfoot, a highway in the city
>I'm in a Civic, she's in some fag looking Jeep (assume it's a she because SUV and poor driving)
>Would probably turn my car into a pancake if hit at those speeds
>Signals to get into my lane
>Turns signal off without switching lanes
>Then proceeds to switch lanes, cut me off, and cause me to brake

Why are women allowed outside the kitchen?

I cant be the only one who keeps a lot of distance between myself and a cement truck. I'm always afraid some cement will fall on my car and fuck it up permanently.

>crash for some reason
>cement cakes all over car
>trapped in a casket with blown gaskets
>its dark and outside sounds are drowned out
>bleed to death

>stopping on a yield when there are no cars around

pissing off some douche in a new corvette

cement doesnt work that way.

>drive three fucking hours
>get 10 minutes away from home
>no money in wallet
>can't pay toll because faggots don't take card
>takes my license and makes me pull off into the office
>takes 5 minutes to pay the shit
>get back in my car and toss all of the accumulated garbage out the window as i drive away

suck it nerd

LS swap

I always keep a tenner in that dumbass visor for exactly that reason

not a bad idea

i should probably just buy an ez pass but none of the booths ever fucking have them on hand

>4 lane highway
>"Trucks must use right 2 lanes" signs all over the place
>for whatever reason, theres a semi in the hov lane going 10 under
Why?

>people who enter the oncoming traffic lane when turning into a building and then honk at you like you're the wrong one.
>People who ride your bumpers, even if you're zooming 60 in a 40 zone
>New York City drivers
> Motorcyclists who like to weave through slow (not still) traffic.

wait so you mean that the fat shit that owns the parking garage that’s been dripping fucking limestone all over my car really does have to pay for it?

>driving down road with opposite traffic split off by a creek
>businesses on both sides
>only have bridges to cross over every once and a while
>people cross and go wrong way down the street to get to business
>have to slam on my brakes when someone turns going wrong way right in front of me
>jackass honks their horn and flips me off

Yes. Proving damages I may be a bit tricky. You need to document he knows about the situation, or as the owner should know. Sending a certified letter will suffice. Also take pictures of any damage.

However, you may have a problem collecting even if can prove damages. Small claims court in Florida is up to $3,500. However, there's no legal mechanism to make someone pay. Say I caused $3,500 of damage to your car, you sue me, I admit to the judge I did it, and the judge rules in your favor. If I refuse to pay, that's it. Unlike mechanic's liens or larger judgements you can't garnish my wages or seize assets. The judgement will show up on my credit report as unsatisfied but that's it.

>that guy who doesnt blink in roundabout

Same. I hate the ones who blink left before entering a roundabout too, it's like, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? Fucking blinking 2 exits early.

>tailgating
I'm already going 10 over and there are cops around here you retard. I hope these people realize tailgating is the systemic cause of traffic jamming.

>a lot of traffic
>bumper to bumper traffic at it's finest
>we have an idiot in the right lane at a red light
>of course he/she is going straight instead of turning like everyone else in that lane

*gravel hits your windshield*

>driving 5 under or more under the speed limit
>Turning extremely slowly
>Still stopping at a green arrow
>Cutting me off, then going the exact speed limit
>Stopping in a parking lot trying to talk to someone, blocking the only lane of traffic, completely oblivious that there are 5 cars behind you trying to get around, you don't think the horns honking are aimed at you
>Two cars going under the speed limit in both lanes next to each other
>Waiting for a car to be two car lengths in front of you before moving from a green light
>Waiting for no cars to be on the road before making a left turn
>Slowing down at every green light - if light is yellow you slam your fucking brakes
>Slowing down dramatically at the slightest curve
>Hitting an on-ramp at 15-20mph when suggested speed limit is 40
>Not passing the grain truck in front of you because you're too chicken shit
>Making the past cars that don't have an opportunity to pass now late for work because grain trucks will hit red at every next light

I can go on and on and on... Fucking hate driving in Central IL

Cement trucks are child's play in comparison to a loaded grain truck. Takes a solid two minutes to get up to 60 sometimes - usually it's because the driver is drunk.

WITH NO OIL

>Waiting for no cars to be on the road before making a left turn
This is something I do because I'm bad at judging the speed of of oncoming traffic and lost my favorite car because of it. And it's more pulling out of a parking lot I'm cautious about, at actual lights I'll go faster

I'm talking at a stop sign on a busy 45mph road. 4 lane road.

It's not that hard to take a left turn. If you're not good at judging oncoming traffic then learn how to judge it, be more observant. I don't mind it so much if it's some kid fresh outta high school that's still learning the ropes - but when it's someone who's been on the road for damn near 30 years I get pissed off.

>driving shit cars thinking they handle well

sounds like a waste of time then

>driving on narrow road
>taking a 90 degree turn
>a truck is coming out of the turn from the other lane, cutting the corner
>brake hard in corner to avoid crashing
>snap oversteer instead because weightshift
>die anyway

truckerfags should be shot

Fuck oregon no one knows how to drive

>>slowing down to 15 when turning
these annoy me alot, but I drive a handling god machine.
>people who brake on highway or driving straight, empty road for NO REASON
>people who do illegal turns
>people in porsche and bimmer SUV's

im retired i dont give a shit anymore, what ever im going to will still be there whether i speed or not.
Me - no tickets for 22 years.
if I want to go fast I do a track day.
otherwise fuck off.

>Pedestrian controled road crossings
>people who stop for yellow lights
>non dynamic traffic lights
>retarded unjustifyably slow speed limits enforced with speed cameras
>That guy that does an emergency stop for no reason, but then it transpires they stopped to let someone out of a junction.
Fuck that guy
>That guy that drives slow as fuck but then speeds up on the straights

Here's something that just happened:

>going down 4 lane, 45 mph road
>just pulled off from light, front of the pack
>up ahead is a kind of blind curve, no shoulder, trees and shit so can't really see too far around it
>I'm on the inside, about halfway through curve
>suddenly, 2 cars parked half on the road, half in the grass
>and a group of teenagers standing right in the middle of the lane staring stupidly at the cars
>I'm already up to 50, so I slam on the brakes and swerve into the other lane
>guy in that lane starts honking and flipping me off, and guns it once I get back in my lane.
Like, shit, what's he expect me to do, splatter a bunch of kids? Its not like he was right on my ass either, there was a few car lengths between us still.

Your car looked lonely

I actually bought a shitty chevy 1500 pick up to do just this. Give no shits about paint or body work and bolted on some ebay bars. Only time I made someone pay me was for the windshield.

>going 10 under in the passing lane
This one drives me up the wall. I drop a gear and pass the whole line of cars held up by this fuckhead in the HOV lane. I'm usually doing 110 is a 60 by the time I pass the fuck.

>be me
>driving home last night after 9 hours of work
>9:30 at night driving behind an old as shit Excel
>60km zone, driving 40km the whole way
>fairly windy road, all double lines all the time
>the only straight on the entire 11km road has people driving the other way so I can't overtake
>shitty Excel brakes on the straight road

I am entirely convinced they are just trying to fuck with me.

Get one of these babies, I snip fucking shitbirds shitting in my car every day. Pop pop pop watching niggas drop.