Hands up bitch!

>hands up bitch!
>you have 5 seconds to pick a crossover for yourself
>don't even consider choosing a real SUV faggot

hard mode: can't sell it and must DD

>5 seconds

FUGG am ded

Man they're all the fucking same. It's not even that big of a deal, they're entirely functional cars. I'd take one over some sports car with no trunk any day of the week.

TWO DOOR LAND ROVER DEFENDER! BITE MY ASS!

I like the looks of the lexus NX but the porsche maccan is faster and still looks good

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CX-9

I can't get over how it looks like the back gets smaller

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Lexus RX. That was easy.

That fucking floating roof. Disgusting.

>Not choosing Bentley Bentayga, what are you faggots thinking

Alfa Romeo Stelvio because muh special snowflake

Car and Driver lists the Jeep Wrangler a as crossover for some reason, so i'd pick those if those count

>Bentayga

If that's on the table, then I'll go with the Toyota Sequoia.

Buick Encore

FX50

Dodge Durango SRT or the Ford Explorer with the 3.5tt Ecoboost

Did I do good?

It's the only one I know the name of because of Veeky Forums memes.

>would much rather have a turbo-AWD Eclipse

Dacia Sandero

Fuck I meant Dacia Duster. Guess I'm dead.

RAV4?

This this is somehow shorter than a civic hatchback by a sizeable amount. Only 300lbs heavier than one too.

JCW Countryman All4. Since I saw the Countryman in The Crew it really grew on me.

GMC arcadia
my mom has one, and its pretty decently comfy for what it is.

Bmw x5m

Juke

Enjoy getting shot in the face, if you want a crossover Land Rover you're getting a Freelander.

Subaru Crosstrek

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Juke-R

C R O S S T O U R

you can't even get it in manual hahahaaha

does the X-6M count as a crossover?

Maximum under rated post, 10/10 lol’d my cunt off, pic related

No, but it does count as a frog dropping a massive turd.

All choices before this were wrong,
The only answer is a45 amg

Not a crossover.

BANG!

Fuck this piece of shit

>Shitsubishi trying to make itself relevant again by slapping an actually recognizable nameplate on a shitty forgettable crossover

>hatchback

digga what are you even doing

ML 63 AMG it is then

I would've gone for the GL, but that counts as a real SUV I guess

Classified as a crossover by merc and marketed as one. It's a crossover

If I must buy a crossover then it might as well be as ridiculous as possible. Wait is PT Cruiser a crossover?

macan turbo

You're thinking of the GLA fucko. A-class is a hatchback.

isn't this a real SUV? don't you want a GLC/GLE/GLA/GL69?

X6 M

Was this supposed to be a hard question? Who wouldnt want a ford edge sport?

christ does mercedes really have 4 different crossovers?

FUG OK SKODA KAROQ

Wait, I changed my mind, does the GLE count as a proper crossover?

JEEP RENEGADE

v6 rav4
hardmode: I'll turn it into a rally beater

I guess three. GLA, GLC coupe, GLE coupe.

Just shoot me m8

Ford Flex. My dad uses his to tow a Polaris side x side. I guess its rated for like 6,500. Trailer and off road rig is barely 2,000 so its the right tool for the job.

JUKE NISMO RS

Damnit, I changed my ford flex to Rav4 4x4. The ones with the tire on the back are fast as fuck. I think because of gearing, the 3.5L v6 rav4 was faster than the 3.5L v6 camry a certain year

PT Cruiser is a light van, technically.

Is it too late to switch to Subaru Forester XT?

DELET THIS
THIS IS NOT AN ECLIPSE

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No because crossovers are meant to be shit

Put a supercharger on that dadmobile