Whats a realistic way I can become a trillionaire? (Thats $1,000,000,000,000 by the way.)

Whats a realistic way I can become a trillionaire? (Thats $1,000,000,000,000 by the way.)

>hard mode: no cryptocoins, memestocks or sucking dicks

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If soros was young right now you can sure as hell bet he would in trading crypto.

Usually when I say "to the moon" I don't mean it quite so literally.

Monopolize on space.

Move to Zimbabwe.

something like this. hire a bunch of twitter shillbot-sockpuppet accounts and spam a bitcoin crash.
tell everyone that impending govt. regulations are going to outlaw bitcoin, a backdoor into the blockchain will allow hackers to steal them, or some other doomsday bullshit about bitcoin.
while you're doing this, buy up every bitcoin that you can.
bitcoin will crash, you can buy them at a fraction of what they were worth.
then turn off the faucet of apocalypse tier bullshit fake news and watch the price rise back up.
congratulations: you're now george soros 2.0

Here ya go OP. Just mine an asteroid.

thesun.co.uk/news/2642475/nasa-to-explore-asteroid-16-psyche-which-is-so-valuable-it-could-crash-the-worlds-economy/

Why did those idiots even show off where the asteroid belt is? Do they want Russia to get their hands on it? Or some super rich guy with a rocket and infinite energy? Dumbasses at Nasa everyone.

>no cryptocoins

1. put $10,000 into something potentially extremely volatile. like a stock with a few hundred thousand float that also has a history of being heavily manipulated. eg., DRYS in 2016 november's 2500+% gain
2. come out with 250k, then short it at the same time for 70%+ gain
3. come out with 400k
4. repeat step 1-3 and earn several millions in a year

5. short sell Target (NYSE:TST) with your entire bank account
6. create bombs
7. bomb Target stores
8. cover your short position once TST goes down by atleast 10%, guranteed atleast 1 million in profit per bomb

9. repeat 5-8 until you have atleast 100-200 million

10. buy a rocket and start a rocket company for the purpose of asteroid mining

you'll be on your way to a trillionaire before you retire

NASA is a scam the earth is flat foh

Just be nice to your grandmother while all of her other grandchildren are insufferable cunts

It worked fine for me

>space mining;
>nuclear fusion;
>true AI;
>cancer cure/early detection of all types;

Kek

Acquire a trillion dollars

>No sucking dicks

Stay poor fagot

Suck 100 billion dicks for 10 dollars each

I hate to be that autist but these threads should be insta ban tb q h famiglia

Not for me, I'm the only grandchild and her own 3 children are shit, but she's too dumb to disown them properly and give the money to someone who needs it. She instead keeps favouring the richest child for the dumb reason that he's a lot like his father.
Dumb slavics, go figure.

>get sex change
>seduce billionaire
>marry
>murder him
>inherit the money
>bet it all on horse racing
>win until 13 digits
Oh, shit I forgot about the no sucking dick part

>I hate to be that autist
>I hate be that autist
>I be that autist
>I that autist
>I autist
>autist

Suck ~3.5 Billion dicks 280 times for 1 dollar each.

Just suck 1 dick for 1 trillion dollars

Create gigantic outer space solar panels and solar sails, with a space elevator to send them out and supplies to them, with a way to transfer the energy gained from them back to earth wireless. Then sell the energy to every city on earth for less than any regular electricity company can compete with. Forward 40/50 years with ETFs, Index Funds and mutual funds and you will be a Trillionaire.

> Buy an island that is a strategic location
> Turn it into a country
> Declare yourself as the absolute monarch of the country
> Create strip clubs, casinos, brothels, seaside resorts and offshore banks. >Allow billionaires to build houses and own yachts there.
> Have a GDP at least one billion
> Sell the island to the U.S., Russian, or Chinese governments for one trillion
> Profit