/4ccg/ - VGL Champions Edition

I'm giving this (You) to you out of pity. You are trying way too hard to pretend to be autistic. For what reason, I can not comprehend. Please, re-evaluate your life choices.

I want to CUM in You!

pastebin.com/wfA4hiAp

New (Parody) Song to celebrate Love Live's Maiden Championship. Sung to Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Who the fuck keeps making these?

What can I say? The unofficial team song is a hit.

>pretend
I'm not pretending anything.

The second stanza in the Victory song should give you a clue.

Say that to my face in discord not online on Veeky Forums see what happens. Coward.

youtube.com/watch?v=zcekci91vgM

they may be bad but they did give us the best match of all time

I wouldn't be surprised if it was real. /llsifg/ really likes baiting people. Bonus points is its through low effort memes.

The sad thing about their baiting is that it's always successful.

Here's your /myteam/ watch for the first few days of Fakkin Boolsheet III:

Wednesday: Gauntlet (10 single elim games winner advances to next game)
VGL Teams: /ksg/
Moeshit Teams: /nnb/, /garupan/
Fake Teams: /sega/, /metallica/, /dies/, /bird/, /lwa/, /kmd/, /gg/

Thursday: Injuryb Owl (8 team mini tourny endless murderball conditions/cards)
VGL Teams: /agdg/, /domg/
Moeshit Teams: /moeshit/
Tag Team Cup Teams: /m/u/
Fake Teams: /jojo/, /drw/, /krg/, /hnd/

Friday: The Worst Games Ever Played (4 team round robin, teams are as gimped as humanly possible)
Moeshit Teams: /hida/
Fake Teams: /u12/, /ll/, /nfl/

Saturday: Lankyb Owl (4 team round robin, teams must play 7 nibbas forward)
Real Teams: /f/
Fake Teams: /umvc3/, /creepy/, /l/

Sunday: Home Run Derby (Everyone gets a game against /trash/, highest scoreline wins, if /trash/ scores immediate DQ)
Real Teams: /a/
Fake Teams: /thps/, /nba/, /giivasunner/

Now rank the fake teams in terms of whether or not anyone has any reason to give a fuck about them. I don't want to accidentally end up liking a new /crew/.

That's because people over at /llsifg/ purposefully take the bait in order to continue the shitposting. Have to keep the general alive somehow.

reddit.com/r/mylittleandysonic1/comments/5w52wc/psa_Veeky Forums_winter_cup_returns_for_the_last_weekend/
>If you're unsure about who to root for, there are a couple cool teams still in the game. Here are my personal preferences:
>Veeky Forums - Hit the gym, maggot! Best goalhorn ever! Not only they are for healthy living and all that good stuff, but also they are friends of /mlp/. Also they won 2016 Veeky Forums Winter Cup. Good team!

can Veeky Forums ever recover?

Surely something this bad has to be false-flagging.

>rainbow dash cursor

>And the Cup will be back in May, where /mlp/ will make their first steps to winning their third star in 2017 Summer Cup!

Wasn't Johnny Horsefucker a big Veeky Forums supporter?

I just checked the catalog in a long while and was reminded that there is a fucking Sonic the Hedgehog general.

Why don't THEY have a team in VLG? :^)

They did but OaB was their manager.

The whole subreddit is dedicated to trolling and false flagging. I remember hearing about them in 2014.

I'd be lying if I said I awaited the next cup because I have the nagging premonition that another fucking shit team is going to win

We're on a streak bois

First a correction:

/kmd/ is a moeshit team, not a fake team.

Fake Team Ratings:

Worth Caring About
/sega/ + /thps/ - Notable Manager (DrDtroit)
/gg/ - Notable Manager (Tomato)
/jojo/ + /nfl/ - Notable Manager (TheWorst)
/drw/ - Notable Manager (PAVEL)
/krg/ - Notable Manager (Archivist)
/bird/ - Very Important

Maybe Worth Caring About
/metallica/ + /ll/ - Sister teams to >/metallurgy/ who you either love or hate

Probably Not Worth Caring About
/dies/
/lwa/
/hnd/
/u12/
/nba/
/giivasunner/

The guy stopped posting after the /n/ game, which makes me feel better about >us going out with 0 points and almost a spoon.

Now do the rest of the teams in the rest of the events.

>caring because manager
>fuck even putting Archivist as "notable manager"

do you think page 9 poster does anal?

Koala please

Reminder that moeshit teams are fake teams.

Also
>notable manager
>reason to watch

>caring about a fake team because of its manager
Jesus christ maybe people were right about the thread being the biggest circlejerk

At this very moment, I'm balls deep inside your co-manager

wanna dp?

you can't be balls deep inside all of them

Teams to definitely care about
/sega/
/drw/
/nba/
/giivasunner/
/Iwa/

Niche teams you might could care about
/thps/
/jojo/
/bird/
/l/

Teams to not care about
The rest

Teams to actively avoid
/mettalurgy/
/ll/
/u12/
All moeshit teams

Who would be the worst team to win Summer? /gd/ or /wg/?

I'd have a blast if either one did it just for the salt but I imagine that's the thread consensus for "shit team with no fans"

Also, for the 5 people who care about this, the Stupor Cup is planned to take place after the Lankyb Owl on Saturday (unless the Lewdb Owl is happening, in which this match will take place beforehand)

>/drw/
>team to care about
paval get out please

my dick is omnipresent

you're welcome

Fake teams are based around various themes, but as far as I can tell no one of them is /crew/ tier

So cheer for what interests you really

Soon.

My personal bottom 3 are /wg/ /trv/ /s4s/. Then again you could easily replace any of those 3 teams with whatever other teams bug you more, there's still teams like /u/ and /lgbt/ which are massively love/hate (a lot like /s4s/ even) and Veeky Forums who get a lot of hate now largely for getting two stars in three elite cups with a somewhat defensive playstyle (and as we all know fans of a certain big market have a whole seven reasons to hate them :^)) so ask someone else and their bottom 3 will probably have at least one team different from mine. Helps that the more universally hated teams are all fetus'd right now

I want Tomato to fuck my boipucci

In your dreams, user

ew girls

>3D

fine, I'll leave

byebye

Small wonder how the gays won Spring

M O S C O W

Have fun getting banned by paval the janny

>tfw have a team to support or bandwagon in every event except the FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament III
Pick my bandwagon. Leaning to /ink/ rn.

Supporting /uv/ is a great idea which will surely not end in disappointment

...

Why does everyone not like 3D? Idiot understand?

Think about the general fetishes majority have in the cup and site.

So why are we on Smashcast instead of Hitbox?

They merged with Azubu. It has a few months until it goes under

So why are we on Smashcast instead of Twitch?

I like FIFA

Twitch isn't down with the level of lewd and hitler we bring

I still have exactly 0 idea if the lewd bowl is a thing that's happening.

You don't remember the glorious days of getting banned?

What's this Lankyb owl now?

>Sister teams to >/metallurgy/
Looking at the wikipage /ll/ is about LESBIAN LOLICON and not lesbian elements.
Lolibowl when.

>Tech invited Remnance to become /vp/ manager not that long after becoming a tester
>openly saying /lzg/ would win VGL7
>/lzg/ tops their group but loses in the knockouts
>leaves for Veeky Forums then Reso gets kicked from the team so Remmy can move up the ladder
>/vp/ wins 3rd place in Winter, Worst takes the credit so no one would be the wiser
>/lzg/ later gets 2nd in VGL8
Reeeeeeaaaaaally makes you thinks

God how is this not deemed illegal and pedophilia

Would any of you suck a benis for the bants?

Pretty sure it is in Canada.

It's just a cute cartoon user.

I'd watch you suck a dick and then kill you with bantz.

Same manager

Nah you can make that excuse for a lot of the stuff on /u/ but that's 100% straight up sexualising preteens.

Japan is (thankfully) not a country built on burgers and freedom.

Reminder to vote for your all-star team from Spring
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfNLehbE1tuapzezVzbRyOR2i4z78DzX-GQ6W4E89SmSJuN0g/viewform?c=0&w=1

Might actually get some use out of these so make sure to vote.

>straight

We'll see what the 2020 olympics do to them.

I even watched the animu and was kind of questioning it.

t. Deluded pedo

>co has yet to reply in the last week for summer plans

One day I will fire him. One day.

>he has to prepare for summer

What happens if /w/ wins the cup?

name one thing wrong with pedophilia
pro tip: you can't

Doesn't work if you have a big dick

>there are teams that don't even have the opportunity to prepare for summer

>mfw I'm in summer and I'm not preparing because I need an excuse to be sacked

>tfw in the fetus and want to be sacked

HELP

please get drawn in my group

Knowing meme magic I'll probably beat you and go through on 4 points.