If Veeky Forums made a movie, how would it go?

opening scene: panning over a large city at night
>the year is 2086
>after decades of deception and political ladder climbing the 'correct party' have taken control of the world
>their first move was to ban all "hate fun"
>automobiles and all but a handful of"enriching" musicals genres have banned
>but all hope is not lost.
>in the the empowered xeates of decolonized america
>an uprising begins
>undercover of darkness machines long thought extinct emerge from their concrete carcoffigaie
>hidden from the world these fire breathing machines of death now roam the streets
fade to black
>a short fat man in a military uniform stands behind a sheet of bulletproof glass
>staring up at a figure casting a shadow over him
>the fat man opens his mouth to speak
>may i ask your pronouns?
>you can just use my name officer
>umm… Protag. He says looking at a sheet of paper
>just protag is fine officer
>right
>you are being released on good behavior.
>i'm going to return your items. Please confirm that they are yours
>one pair of sunglasses
>protag nods
>a box of condoms
>protag nods
>one wrist watch
>protag nods
>a wallet, empty
>protag nods
>and… a set of car keys
>protag nods. Placing the various items in his various pockets
>have a good day officer
>protag turns and starts walking down a poorly lit hallway

End scene one

Let's pretend his passion was Nascar driving...

Christopher McCandless sets off, from California in an old car he rebuilt himself (he replaced the fenders and painted it), on a trip to the Daytona 500. He only gets across the state line when he runs out of fuel because he forgot to fill it up. Instead of simply walking to the nearest gas station or flagging down help he decides to push his car over an embankment and set it on fire. He then proceeds to walk on foot to the nearest car lot (which happens to be in Mexico for some reason, mostly because he burned up his map in the car and he's been taking backroads.) He finds an old bicycle in a garbage dump and uses that.

He finally gets to the car lot and buys a fixer-upper for $50. Before leaving the car lot he has to change a tire, which he replaces with the solid rubber donut. He buys fuel and heads off to the Daytona 500 again. Only he's heading deeper into Mexico and eventually ends up broken down in front of, "Autodromo Internacional de la Jolla" due to no water in the radiator. The engine block has seized up. Luckily, there's a race about to start. Christopher...er "Alexander Superspeeder", who changed his name, pays the $125 entry fee for the race.

Unfortunately, Alexander Superspeeder doesn't have a race car. He does however have an old bicycle still. He uses the bicycle to race. He makes it only 3 laps before he is too tired to steer straight and veers off into a race car and is killed.

Some Jew picks up his story and writes a book about his life and how he followed his dreams. Another Jew makes a movie about it. Armchair racers around the world adore him.

The End.

>Miatas and crown vics crashing into ditches

This.

Plus a lot of shitboxes's engines blowing up

Opening like pic related.

Moar

Those steelies are absolutely gorgeous, pure sex.

boo this sucks

A bus rider has to beat an experienced racer

anons have to defeat namefags

youtu.be/rq0w1NqrFaY

This shit triggers me almost at the tier of /g/'s

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>3 4

>protag walks through a set a automatic doors onto the top of a large and grand set of stairs
>beyond the stairs the world is grey abandoned and rain soaked
>some islamic chant begins to play over some distant speakers
>protag slides on this glasses and descends the stairs and continues on into the night
cut to a quiet, winding, two lane mountain road
>the faint squeal of tortured rubber interrupts and the silence
>an E30 M3 rounds a torner into view, its rear tires barely having time to regain grip before being made accelerate the car in preparation for the next turn
>the M3 flies past the camera and slides around an out of view corner
>silence returns
>several seconds later a black car shaped lump rounds the same corner
>no mirrors or glass and the only source of color coming from the red and blue flashing lights on it roof, the "car" attempts to catch the fleeing BMW
>it rounds a the next corner to catch a glimpse of a vanishing tail light
>soundlessly the police car accelerates toward that next curve
>at tremendous speed it approaches and begins to turn
>it's tires screek as it goes airborne over the side of the mountain
>understeers a bitch ain't it says the female driver of the M3. shifting into second, wiping the car left then sharp right, sliding around a hairpin.

pretty much Drive. not the retarded baby driver though

>small boobs
>backwards cap
>not locking your doors when you get out

are we really surprised she did something idiotic with her car?

Moar
also moar of this

NO.
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD.

>THIS IS A BLUE BOARD.
with no mawds

the fuck you got a screw driver in the bathroom for

Weapons-grade toyota overratedness

...

gate of a large fenced off warehouse in a industrial area
>a large driverless bus comes to a stop at the gate
>protag steps off into the rain. Still wearing his glasses
>he stands and stares through the barbed wire topped fence at the flaking beige exterior of the massive warehouse.
>the bus soundlessly moves on. leaving protag alone with the building
>protag walks up to the gate. Takes the set of keys from his pocket and removes the padlock holding the two sides of the gate together.
>despite being more rust than metal the lock pops open and the chain falls away.
>the gate rattles as protag slides it open and walks into the yard.
>a motionsesceing light comes on as he approaches a rusty door
>pulling a second key he enters
>the warehouse is filled with shipping containers stacked two high
>protag walks down the endless halls until he comes to a nondescript container on nondescript row in a nondescript part of the warehouse.
>protag opens the container. The doors move out of the way, casting light on a dormant AW11 MR2

Moar.
I dont want to tell you how to write your story but my advice is that you should mainly feature 90s jap sportscars and 60s muscle cars.

Small boobs are the best boobs.

More reliable
Lightweight and aerodynamic
Handle better
Easily upgradable with implants
Produce the same amount of milk if not more

Big tits are the lifted GM trucks of the boob world

>don't last very long
>heavy, poor gas mileage, shitty top speed
>handle like shit
>"upgrades" actually make them worse

moar plz

Is noone gonna give a name or anything

>Easily upgradable with implants
>Implying implants aren't absolute mentally-insecure-for-life tier, worse than flatchest

It's just some random chick with meh tits in a mirror, fire up google images or something you fucking knuckledragger.

>Implying implants aren't absolute mentally-insecure-for-life tier, worse than flatchest
O-okay

>so they really did let you out. It gave me a bad case of the chuckles. The idea of you behaving yourself.
>when everyone but you has a big stick you tend to do as you're told
>funny, I told your mother the same thing. But she wasn't too keen on the idea.
>so who's the new kid
>protag turned to look his dad
>her?
>wee lass brought the M3 while you were gone
>good taste you have there
>I'm glad I have your approval retorted the young looking girl leaning against one of the containers
>I'm also amazed you can see through those glasses
>truth is I can't ,just heard you walking here
>no shit
>so that's your car?
>one of em' yes. Although this one's far too slow outrun the cops these days. I just like the way it looks. Its got a sort of timelessness to it.
>protag walked towards the container the girl was leaning on
>these are better for the high speed stuff he said as the doors creaked open
>what am I looking at said the girl poking her head around the door
>the one at the front here is a GTR and the back is a supra
>got a boner for the japanese stuff do ya
>maybe
>why the M3
>thought it looked nice. All squares and corners. Its got a sort of timelessness to it.
>which do you think is fastest. The M3 or the supra?
>really only one way to find out.
don't worry I was going to. just a boner for 80's sports cars to deal with

>M3

I hope there's a future scene where the PLASTIC WATER PUMP decides to break and all the electronics shit themselves before Nakazatoing into a guardrail.