I'm German and really like this car

I'm German and really like this car.
Am I gay?

Is that a fucking MDX?

No, the fact you made a thread about it however makes you a massive cum drinking trap liking aids faggot

yes
you're gay if you like any psa automobile regardless of nationality

they definitely copied Acura's "jewel eye" leds

Sweet, is that a DS?

I legit thought it was a rebadged Acura at glance.

>I'm German
you're a faggot by default

worse, you're french

Looks more like a mix of Audi q7 and Acra MDX

The new DS5 is the comfiest car I've ever sat in. Granted those seats were an 3000€ extra but still

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yes

i mean it looks "fairly cool", but driving assists are at least half decade behind.

if the whole DS brand is supposed to target new-rich chinks and russians, they really need to step their game up.

225HP (as they claim) isn't really *that much*

I'd think that would be pretty hard to armor

Literally a GTA car.

>target new-rich chinks and russians
No idea about chinks, but russkies don't like french cars. DS is nto an exception and it's flopping here.

you are wrong it was armored
and it even saw a firefight and resisted with success to bullets (not the windows though)

is ds supposed to be luxury like m or amg or lexus
why cant the french make a normal executive or sports car
can you imagine the president of usa or russia riding in a mpv or a crossover

East Yurop is weird like that.

it's more like audi
and the usa president is in a ridiculously armoured limousine
and i doubt Russia produce any cars the resident would like to be driven in
so i don't think it matters really
i likes the previous gen ds5 better though

i mean luxury segment but biggest engine is 200 hp whats the point

Aren`t American presidential cars literally trucks with a car body?

whats like audi? ds i dont think they can compare

russia produced zils for presidents
7.7 400 hp car
pic related

thats what im saying and president of france is riding in some shitty citroen crossover
and question still stands why cant the french make a normal executive car

The French have the guts to ask up to 50.000+ € for that FWD piece of shit crossover made also for the chinese market.

kek

56.000€ with a 2.0 diesel engine with 180 hp...FWD

For 58.000€ you could've had an Alfa Romeo Stelvio Launch edition, AWD 2.0 turbo petrol engine with 280 hp and full optional.

French HP taxes. Also the car can be luxurious without power my dude

I don't think the Russian government even use those. Last winter when Medvedev was visiting our city he rode in an armored W220 they brought in by a plane for him.

i don't think there is anything more russian than an old mercs

Well maybe an E38

hum yeah that could work too

We don't repair kings of beasts, pussies and Christmas trees, Fords too.

???

There's a joke about it - when buying cars, there's a rule of 3 F's - don't buy Fords, Fiats and French.

new russian state car in testing

looks like a translation to me

What would the Fix Ot Rgain Dtony equivalent for French be?

we have some Renault and Peugeot rivalry facebook page but no funny acronyms like you

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im not translating my english grammar is just not so good

i approve this post

it was understandable for non-native english speaker like me
so it's good enough

>Mario
>French

No and fuck off

I'm sure the French president cares a lot about these things.

I don't know where some people get the idea from that luxury means power. For many decades Rolls-Royce put "adequate" into the power output of their specifications, and it really was.

>French president
>presidential car is chinese

AYY LMAO

I don't what kinda asscrack market you live in, but the ones sold in Europe are assembled in Mulhouse, France.

>i don't think there is anything more russian than an old mercs
ladas...?

hum that's a bit more soviet if you know what i mean
back when they were full on communist

>nothing more russian than a german car!
>what about a russian car?
>nah not russian enough

my point was pretty clear

ur high

Well, 200hp is not adequate for a luxury car in 2017.

Actually, French just suck at designing engines.
The options for DS7 are: 225hp petrol, 180hp diesel, and 300hp hybrid. A fucking hybrid is the most powerful option.

The one in Bulgarian dialect is better, it rhymes.
>Kola s maCHKA, piCHKA i elhiCHKA ne remontiram.

Roughly translates the same.

i know about this "Fiat, french and Ford" mantra.
it's fairly baseless, except for PSA.
and renault isn't that bad, they're producing f1 engines ffs.

Renault F1 = give Dallara (Italian company) billions to develop their F1 car chassis

They don't do nothing, they just spend tons of money to win. That's it.

Crossover=housewife or faggot

well in modern times it does
and also ds doesnt look or feel luxury nor does it cost