Stoplight stories

>at a stoplight
>girl on the backseat in car besides me moons me
>solid 7.4/10 ass
>mfw

>things that didn't happen

>be drive car
>kilometermeter at 99,999 miles
>see immediate instantaneousof rollover
>tfw
>bonus 111,111 in short time
>send picture to mother in law for celebration

>at lights
>girls pull up next to me obviously drunk
>call me loser
>laugh
>mfw

>mfw i struggle to find myself offended by boring loser and fag comments
not caring about anything but caring for my car was the best decision of my life

I tell myself this but it's much harder in practice

experience helps, people are mean but its more funny how being nonchalant can annoy dicks. word of advice is just to drop it as fast as possible and get out, drop some shitty one liner if you wanna feel better i guess

>two lane right hand turn (ausfag)
>on motorbike
>car full of girls pulls up next to me
>window rolls down
>"would you ride me like you ride that?"
>nod at her
>light goes green
>accelerate hard
>almost crash into them
>speed out embarrassed

kek

>making a left
>soace to make a left
>make left
>asshole speeds from 60 to 80 in the span of a second JUST so he can honk at my now "bad" left turn

>be at stop light
>Lights haven't worked since 1998

>Some one crashes into stop light and knocks it over
>Takes a few years before government removes the "stump"
>Don't put in a new one because they aren't needed and we can't maintain them anyway

Sorry I don't have any more.

>taking random potshots from drunk roasties seriously

Holy fuck you guys are the most insecure people I've ever met

alpha as fu...
>>almost crash into them
>>speed out embarrassed
nvm.

What part of the EU do you live in?

>first car is an 85 celica
>take my high school friends driving on the first night I pick it up
>pull up next to this post 2000 celica
> I make eye contact with him
>he gives me a nod
>I start getting really excited and jumpy
>light turns green
>we both start and keep together till about 50
>he kicks it up and absolutely smokes me
>pull up at the red light together
>gives me a smile and a wave and makes a turn

My friends thought it was the coolest thing to happen. Gave me points with the girl in the back seat and we ended up getting married

Wound up doing the same in a 2011 accent against a boss mustang. Everyone involved thought it was hilarious.

not at a stoplight but had this happen to me on the freeway in Commiefornia...

her ass was hairier than a woolly mammoths nut sack. looked like she had bad acne on her ass.

they were driving a jeep cherokee

what car do you drive user

I drive an SS commodore but at the time I was in my little sister's hairdresser tier mg convertible

>driving muh truck on a hs field trip thing
>classmate girl in the lane to the right of me throws a Taco Bell wrapper in my window
>light turns green
>engage_coal.exe

Teacher saw, thought it was hilarious.

>lowkey really want a teeny mg to tune as a track car
I can see why you got dissed at though, was it purple?

It's only hot she pooped. Watching poop come out of a nice girlass is nirvana.

Pinky red

Also don't get a 1999 mg r cause they're slow as fuck. Brb 1.6l mid mount that's a cunt to work on and about 10 seconds to 100km

>approaching stoplight
>oh God I have to stop
>potentially have to be besides Normans
>palms are sweaty
>New Balance shoes gently depress the brake pedal
>come to a full stop
>look straight ahead
>car pulls up besides me
>it's a F350 Crew Cab lifted
>some niggerish rumble coming out of their speakers
>oh God normies
>oh fuck oh fuck don't look
>"HEY BRO"
>ignore it
>"YO BRO HEY!"
>omg ignore it
>HONK HONK
>can't help myself
>look over
>Chad and Brad on the front seats
>3 Staceys on the backseat
>disgusting degenerates
>"HEY BRO HAVE A NICE DAY"
>y-you too
>girls rolls their eyes and laugh
>spaghetti falls from the front control arms
>light turns green
>floor it
>My FWD 3k Camry slips on the spaguetti
>crash

anyway what's a good 3k econobox other than a Camry?

>at stoplight leaving the mall
>right on red but so much traffic
>grils in car behind me yelling and making gestures at me in their car cuz i wont turn
>see this in my mirror
>grils beep at me
>throw it in reverse and hold clutch in
>turn around in my seat
>take my shirt off
>make eye contact
>make dick sucking motion
>they have a look on their faces like 'oh fuck im about to get some rough unwanted love making'
they were a lot less troublesome after that