What is your apocalypse vehicle?

A flu has wiped out 99.5% of human life on the planet, you are one of the few with immunity. What ride do you use to get around?

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CR500

This, but probably w126 because they are nicer.
They created a "3rd World Edition" package for the w126.
Lifted an inch, skid plates, HD Bilsteins, and all sort of other tweaks.
They were built for diplomats in the Third World.
My heart swells with deep, cold joy over the whole thing.

WW2 Dodge weapons carrier

>no motor
>stealthy as fuck
>post-apocalyptic ninja vehicle
>can ride up and down mountains and shit
>light as fuck
>easy to hide
>can lane split in dead traffic

This is a diesel Land Cruiser RV.
Draw your own conclusions.

until the rings get fried losing all compression

No, this is.
That's also awesome though.

Kid or pussy detected. I'll have accidentally killed myself on it long before that point trying to jump it over burning buildings in the event of the apocalypse.

there are still 35 million people alive, and the flu doesnt turn people into zombies or anything so it isnt entirely clear what problems I would be facing since there are now enough resources for everyone a hundred times over
I would drive a G63 6X6 though

forgot pic for ants

An electric bicycle.

>recharges as you pedal it
>is able to go quite fast
>no fuel
>no maintenance really needed
>quiet
>able to go over or be walked over any terrain

>30 mph
>quite fast
You don't have to buy gas anymore. Just get a Ducati Hypermotard and discard it for another one when it breaks.

Solid pick.
Maybe with a OM 656 swap, if we are suddenly also allowed unlimited budget.

We got a winner here.

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MUTT
CUMS

If roads are falling apart and riddled with pot holes and debris, 30mph is very fast.

Astro 902, set to full auto.

gasoline will only last like a year and half, unless you intend to extract crude and run a refinery by yourself

how does this thing turn?

my car

at least until remaining fuel goes sour
then idk, probably learn how to ride a horse?

my truck

>50mpg
>4x4
>800lb load capacity
>carbureted, EMP proof

bring it niggas

A bullet, directly to my head.

>tips over

Is that the perfect NWT car?

Kraut space magic

this to be honest.
life without religion and science is pretty fucking pointless.
may as well get it over and done with.
whats the point of simply surviving simply so you can survive?
there is no point.

havent come close yet lol

no idea i live in Berta, i was on vacation the last week and took it into the mountains for a 1500km trip for shits a few days ago

You can lure furfags

how does a tank turn?

I ride in style, nigga.

>he doesn't make his own bio diesel
Sounds like there's even plenty of material lying around, just waiting to power my car.

DR350 or XR400. Reliable, easy to fix, nimble, can go anywhere it's possible to go on wheels.

So many dead people

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cute!

W123 300D

yes it can swim

I'll be king of the wasteland.

test

testmk2

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You just made my day

you forgot
>looking like a pussy doing all this shit.

>caring about what other people think
>caring about what other people think when 99% of them are dead

Long-term, a bicycle whenever I'm not trying to subsistence-farm my way to continued survival. When I am, whatever tractor someone left around and still runs.

Short-term, whatever the fuck I want. Who's gonna stop me?

>emp proof

>fall of bike
>scrape elbow
>die

David Schwimmwagen played ross in friends

>post apocalyptia
good luck navigating through highways and highways of dead traffic while I super stealth on my emp proof, post gasoline, human pedal powered, two wheeled machine

And where are you getting your 4000 calories a day from?

I feel like the best option would be to have an electric moped with a solar panel.

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>burning valuable calories just to get around slowly and not carry weight

Just get a brapper desu

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Nuclear Indian Fo4 style

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PEOPLE!

A horse. Cars will be useless after a little while unless you can produce your own fuel

this

>a little while unless you can produce your own fuel

with 99,5% of all humans gone, there should be enough fuel for multiple lifetimes

unless it's pure gasoline, no. Modern fuel is usually minimum 10% ethanol. After about 6 months that ethanol blend starts to decay and break down, separating into water and denaturing the fuel. after a year, it has become extremely weak and after 2 years it's next to useless.

besides, how are you going to produce it? you will need pumps, you will need storage or are you just going to siphon every car in every driveway?

read cormac mccarthy's "The Road." Cars will work short run, but anything long term and it's a futile effort.

Hey, I've driven on that road!

The answer is always Miata

Wood gas

Beats looking like a fat lazy pissed off cunt stuck in a shit car smelling his own farts.

>after a year, it has become extremely weak and after 2 years it's next to useless.
You can get a bit more out of it than that, even without stabilizer. My project car sat for almost 3 years with the same fuel in the tank, and it started up and drove no problem.

-lots of room for supplies, bedding sleeping
-Heavy duty
-would be intimidating as fuck if painted black and death spikes added to the front with windows painted over
-enemies will assume you may have a team inside
-can hold a team inside
-gives you 5x educational public system points

Was there ethanol in the fuel? Did you put stabilizer in?

Either way that's not my point. At some period finding usable fuel will be more costly than using a vehicle, as or will take more work to find fuel than your use for the fuel.

Just shake it up then add. Dumbass

>Just shake it up then add
What are you talking about? Can you read?

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>kettenkrad
breddy gud/10

cozy anime

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The Gigahon is objectively the right answer.

As far as I am aware I'm pretty sure the KettenKrad motorcycle was nothing special in terms of transportation or defense. If I am correct it was used to tow airplanes and heavy artillery, and carry soldiers. and was a very heavy gas guzzler. Not to mention next to no defense, defiantly not the best choice for survival.

>can swim
>low fuel consumption
>based on based Kübelwagen
>battle proofen in North Africa and Russia
>top speed of 80 km/h (50 mph).
>can run on Biofuel

>battle proofen
battle proven

I-I want one.