What is the most German car ever made?

What is the most German car ever made?

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E34 like you already posted and W124.
They were both enemies but nowadays they'd probably have a beer together.

i3

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karmann ghia
w123 estate
300sl gullwing

Mid 80s was when German car manufacturing reached peak autism

probably any vw

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FOCK YEA, KÜBELWAGEN

Porsche 911

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Dicker Max

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>this car will never be yours
Why live?

>BMW is always portrayed as this prestigious company that makes "the ultimate driving machine" and has experience with motorsports
>they don't have any significant motorsports records, victories, or achievements, not even burgerking times
>at least, not after the second world war

>the ultimate driving machine
>motorsports
How is one related to another?

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These anons are correct.

Just look at this. It's perfectly German.

>fist European production turbo (Americans can't make good turbo cars anyway)
>1500hp 1.5 litre f1 engine
>most wins for a touring car ever (e30 m3)
Fuck off retard

you're all wrong.
The Golf is most popular here and it's absolutely german.

-boring looking
-not really fun to drive
-overpriced
-unreliable
-VAGs general dishonesty backed by our gov and they are even lobbying the fuck out of our country
-muh refugees vwag-hilft.de/

Mate, you mean the VW Passat. That's a proper German car, boring, excellent, reliable, unspectacular.

The Golf has a GTi model, so it's tried to be fun. The Passat is just plain dull.

>-muh refugees vwag-hilft.de/
Jesus Christ, that's horrifying. Like spitting on all of your acenstor's graves.

How's Germany doing? Any sign of a new Hitler coming up, or are you going to be extinct soon?

It's dead Jim. Germany has been Merkel'd

Real Germans are getting fewer and fewer, while the numbers of foreign scum explode. Media and mainstream politics are utterly pronigger and antigerman. Merkel and her jew gang try to keep wages down and prevent the weak health, pension and unemployment systems from imploding by flooding Germany with low-skilled subhumans.
Germany really became shit in the last years. We are experiencing the same transformation as the US did, just with some delay. My last hope lies in a race war, though I fear I will have to wait a long time for that one.

>vwag-hilft.de/
oh fuck once glorious and now its fuking shitfest

>burgerking times
Kill yourself

Boring, practical and does what it's designed to do.

seconding the Golf

>praised for being a worker and reliable when it actually isn't
>overweight
>underperforming
>bland looks
>boring

well the most german car possible would probably contain an audi 4.2 engine in front of the front axle with the front diff going through the oil pan. The oil dipstick would be tucked under one of the valve covers which requires you to replace the gasket and bolts each time you check it. Oh, and a 2 year warranty

crippled with bosch K jetronic
fucking never.

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>audi 4.2 engine in front of the front axle
>with the front diff going through the oil pan
Pick only one.

>he thinks it can't be done

why cant it be a 911?

what went so terribly wrong

Good marketing. That's really it

Motherfucking volkswagen bug.

>Germany
>clowns

???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnival

educate yourself, brainlet.

928 gts

The M3 was and is absolutely shrekt by the 911 in every category in GT racing which is why you rarely see BMW outside of domestic (German) races.

You clearly know fuck all about k-jet.

>Carnival

basically

Gay parades can be considered technically as carnivals.

But the M3 is the most victorious road racing car ever built, not the 911.

good to know, but in cologne its just another day.

i8 is actulaly a good answer. Kind of green like they are, pretty sporty, comfortable, and over engineered to the point of being retarded to maintain.

mp3s, smart phones, and safety regulations, my friend.

>Catalog
post modern consumerism

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The dictator car

why did i laugh so hard?

/dbt/ is over there

This

W126 or the W123.

Is the e34 or the W124 easier to work on?

E34 518 has probably the most space between engine and chassis I've ever seen in my life

Look at Germany in an automobile.

both. Depends on the motor and drivetrain?

You're gonna have to rephrase that one for me bud

>fist European production turbo (Americans can't make good turbo cars anyway)
That was Saab

Clio and Twingo.

>any year
>any country
>drinking kölsch

959

So stuck-up that it wouldn't let America have one

Hans, we hav etwas space infront the frontaxel, ja. Was should we do with it?

C126 has always been peak German to me

Only right answer

>deine
>mudda

None they're all garbage lmao

since it has a huge 5L V8, there shouldnt be any problem fitting something nice under that hood, right?

/thread

mercedes tend to be cramped under the hood

>what's the most german car ever made
>none
so you are implying there are no german cars ever made?

>Sd.Kfz 251
Mein Neger

>5 valves per cylinder
>Turbocharged and supercharged
>Mechanical and electric variable timing
>2.2L
>700hp
The epitome of overengineering

you forgot the 5 cylinders

pretty fuckin deutsch

i hope you don't live in total malice. that sounds like a miserable existence.

Same, so I bought one 2 months ago.

Wasn't that the car that only ever took out a world title because it was the only AWD in the field? And
>Supercharged
Nope.
AWD is the real engineering marvel here, the rest is arbitrary. Funnily enough the year after its title came along it was beaten by a RWD Opel.

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Brap brap

East Germans aren't german

hp 1.5 litre f1 engine
>muh 1500hp meme grenade made for quali
mcfucking kill yourself

plz

>hybrid

That has changed.
Now they're more German then the ones in the West.

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I don't even know what to think anymore

This is what East Germany produced

i honestly feel bad for germany, honestly. i fucking mean it. honestly... damn breh