League of Legends general - /lolg/

Much obliged user.

Is ESO good?

What champion pisses you off the most?

the cuckodile

Teemo

If this thread gets deleted, the moralfag user will never have sex, and will die alone of prostate cancer. Screencap this.

xth for Syndra

best toes

>EYE LONG FOUR A WORTHY OPPONENT

Forgot to say haha with each answer

champs similar to yorick?

kys autismo splitpushing faggot

Soraka

youtube.com/watch?v=i4RanjlL7sg

This song been stuck in my head all day

Yorick skin when.

Who are the easiest mid laners to play?

>it's another ebil birb solo carries the game episode

>Hitting level 16 as AP Kog'Maw

You can't get assassinated if you never get within 20 miles of the teamfight.

Annie, Malzahar, Morgana.

>play top lane and do great
>lose 5 games in a row
>play jungle and barely do anything
>win 5 games in a row
i see the light

what the fuck, aren't you supposed to star at lv 3 honor?
I'm just lv 2

>it says you start at level 2 multiple times
>arent you suppose to start at level 3?

No, you start lvl 2. Lvl 1 is getting reported and lvlv 3 is getting lots of honors.

I didn't remember that's why I asked.

Oh, ok thanks!

>4 man team in my game
>they're really fucking bad besides maybe our jungle
>carry their ass to victory
>they only honor each other
epic

oh yeah forgot to post what I am listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=DVkkYlQNmbc
?

Anybody know where I can spectate some LoL? There aren't any streamers on right now that I want to watch.

Veigar, pantheon, Ashe. Take a champ to a role with a small sample size of players. Such as taric top, Leona jungle, ekko support.

> Ban Draven 3 games in a row
> People dodging 3 games in a row
WTF niggies?

Galio is asleep. Post Poppy!

If you look up on youtube you can find koreans streaming, they stream like a lot of hours a day.
I think Faker is streaming right now.

but that's not best yordle

opgg, choose a champion, then champion masters.
Also Arcsecond is on and he's kinda decent.

I am terrible (really terrible) and I got an S on Ashe and Soraka, so I'm sure you can do too.

>excellent game
>no honors

Who is the best champ and why is it Jax?

>caps lock on
>call team shitters
>make calls
>they still listen
>win
ez 4 team leader honors

Do I have to click on each one individually to see who is live or not?

what does the skins on your main say about the player?

Yorick
>Base
Free week, never good

>Undertaker
played old yorick, decent, wont carry though

>Pentakill
yorick main, plays the fuck out of yorick, even owns the champ. will carry

>tfw trynd main
>barely got honors when you could give them out like candy
>implying anyone is going to choose me over the jungler mid or support

>get carried like hell by yi
>type cutesy shit in chat as ahri
>haha nice one gj everyone xoxo
>full honors at the end

>meme team is 0-8
how

Why the fuck did my quest disappear? Is the event over?

beast hunter and shan yu tryndamere
high chance I got randomed this and wanted to try it. probably suck, small chance trynd main using shan yu out of boredom of other skins

base- low elo feeder

all others - prepare to die

yes

shiptur isnt mid to style those fools

Yes.

That's fucking bullshit for ONCE I don't do the quest immediately after they reset and now I am getting punished for it immediately.

im literally short 10 tokens of the 280 icon heck off fuckboi

Rest in peace. You will be missed.

Why does the tooltip say the event doesn't end until July 24 but there won't be any more missions unique to the event?

RIP

tooltip is about tokens not the event

>tfw you stayed up all night playing aram's again and your sleep schedule is going to be off for the next couple days
why do I do this I don't even like this game

Right, but I can't earn any more tokens, right? So why do they expire one month after the event ends?

>Support bans the champ I'm hovering because he thinks it's funny
>He's surprised, hurt, and confused when I instalock Soraka Mid
>mfw he thinks reporting me will do anything

I view it as a community service, and I think he learned his lesson.

So you don't have to spend them immediately and can ponder over your choice.

Also because they want people to keep buying tokens with real money.

no fuck off that's the same boring shit we always do

post what each skin of your main is like as a lover

>Base
Domineering and completely serious about it.
>Darkrider
Blank. Is up for anything but won't make much noise or emote.
>Sabretusk
Very sensual. Treats sex as a religious experience.
>Traditional
Cock-hungry whore
>Bear Cavalry
Hesitant and embarrassed.
>Poro Rider
Giggles a lot. She's eager and silly.
>Beast Hunter
Quick and animalistic. She wants to get it over with.
>Dawnrider
Full of unrealistic expectations. From condescending to genuinely disappointed. It's not you, it's her.

>and I think he learned his lesson.
"ugh, wtf was that guy's problem i was just trolling"
*bans someone else's champ again*

>that new honor system
>"A teammate loved playing alongside you"

AAAAAAAAAH I LOVE IT

god bless

comfy bfs~

I wonder in what regions gay marriage is illegal and what religions prohibit it in runeterra

>6 games
>carried all of them
>didn't said anything
>not a single honor
>no one in any of those games got the 3 honors or more thing either

Does riot knows their playerbase is full of pieces of shit

slayer jinx is cute

t. yasuo main

does jinx know she has admirers?
she's so confident

Why is everyone posting honours like it's new, it's been out for weeks faggots
The only good thing about the system is the shrug emote you get when you choose not to honour anyone

>tfw good shards on my smurf
and i get trash on my main

>need one key for chest
>10 off fragment
>literally just need to win one game
>nothing but monkeys and people going jungle twisted fate or some shit and then going 1/14
>it just ended

why the FUCK would it end now
what the fuck is up with riot

any fucking excuse to not give out free shit

Every single shard I get now is always an old as fuck legacy skin that looks like complete shit

Alright anonymous, it's been quite some time since we've had one of these.

I'm going to need some information from you:

Main
Waifu
Rank
Server
Season you started
Age
Sex
Gender
Country
Favorite Food
Fetish

noxus for sure. ionia would probably be the california of runeterra, flooded with fags

> Hey lolg, how do you do on each role?
Top: Fuck this lane, shit like Jayce, Fiora or Galio turned it into absolute cancer.
Jungle: I like it and it's my best role according to my stats. Nothing pisses me off as much as a jungler that afkfarms and then complains that the team is losing.
Mid: Fine with Annie or Karthus, I've never been able to play an assassin for shit.
ADC: Pretty bad at this, most people outfarm me. Once I get items I'm fine but I prefer to give up the role because I know I'll probably get them later than I should.
Support: Good with tankier things like Blitz, Braum or Taric, 50% chance of becoming a complete feeder with healsluts. I enjoy vision battles a lot.

>you will never, ever be a special snowflake again
why live?

are you sure about noxus?
they seem more of a "do whatever you want unless someone can stop you" kinda people, so if someone huge like Darius were to be with another big guy or anyone who could hold their own I dont think anyone would try to stop them

like the "strength above all" mindset doesnt really discriminate

Twisted Fate

>cutpurse, red card, musketeer, jack of hearts
Not a tf player, got skin from a chest and thought "well I guess this is alright may as well unlock it"

>Tango/High Noon
Solid TF players, Often going to be the strong, silent type who don't say much outside of "roaming bot"

>Blood Moon
feeder weaboo shitter. The kind of guy who will use his ult to get back to lane

>Underworld
le edggyy skin xd. Gonna be a tryhard who will flame and won't be that good. Should have played yasuo instead faggot

>Magnificent TF
This guy really really really likes TF that he spent 1820 RP on a garbo skin just for TF. Usually a chill dude but not as good as high noon/ tango users. Don't see many of these

>PAX Twisted Fate
Never seen this

Jhin
>Base
he is either learning the champ or just wants to enjoy the sound effects, wil allways use the 4th shot to harrass you in lane ranges from bad to decent.

>High noon
Plays jhin since release and knows this skin hast the GOAT sound effect for the 4th shot, will chose this skin over the blood moon even if he owns it and is overall a good player.
Probably roleplays as clint eastwood.

>Blood moon.
Feels he is the best player on his team regardles if he is, gets very cocky and will only use his ultimate to try to catch up people who escaped with a sliver of health when there is no vision and throws all his 4 shots at an area with no vision, hopping he will hit someone.
also will not cancel his ult until he used all his 4 shots even if he is being being attacked by a n enemy champ

Sona
Sona
Plat
NA
1
25
Male
Male
Estados Unidos
Bulgogi and Bidimbap
shibari, d/s with people who love each other

I play base Yorick over any skins, I like it better.
Same thing with Trundle.
I never lose lane with my base Yorick, sorrry.

>cutpurse, musketeer, jack of hearts
>Not a tf player, got skin from a chest and thought "well I guess this is alright may as well unlock it"
>tfw I probably have more games on TF than this guy and these are my favorite skins

From what Ive seen the only shit tier TFs are Underworld and Pax
Underworld simply because its the edgy skin for people who wish they could play TF but dont have the patience and Pax because they got an exclusive skin for a champion they never plan on playing, unless its a known TF player like nose gore or sometimes tobias

Blood Moon is just the TF skin with the best effects so its a flip of a coin if its going to be a good TF or a bad one, I think enough times passed from the release where youd get TFs soley playing him to try the skin out and its just the flashiest TF skin available

other than those everyone else is pretty much on the same tier to be honest since only real TF players will use skins other than base/blood moon/underworld save for the occasional player who got a skin out of hextech/random skin

>implying anyone plays tf

JY3LX-ECNXP-VYVIK
here's a game lolgen

Can confirm, killing someone with the 4th shot on high noon makes me cum

the fuck do people mean when they say off tank

do they grab the adds?

Every time we do this it's just "the worst skin means the best player"

off tanks, also known are bruisers are tanky but not as tanky as a full resistanses and shield real tank like Nautilus, Galio or Rammus

yeah they mean they're gonna play shen galio or rammus and taunt them off you

It usually means tanky thing that's not an initiator and deals some damages.

no, it's "the skin I use means the best player"

it means they're using the wrong word, and they mean bruisers.

How good is urgot top
Every time I have to play against it, which admittedly isn't much, it's like playing against teemo on crack, and the landing phase is a nightmare, but I don't know if that's cause it's good or I'm bad

Twisted Fate
Ezreal~
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probably just a steak, rare
Male on male mating press