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>NEWS & STREAMS
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first for lina is a russian whore

Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?

>4 americans qualifies
>only 1 is white
DOTARDS

xth for cuck cuck n' cuck

LET IT GO~

God I just want to rub my face all over Rylais buttocks.

american qualifiers more like SEA qualifiers 2: electric boogaloo amirite

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Sheever ;_;7

xth for OG getting KUKU'd

I'll let it go in your pussy qt :3

>i have a mild inconvenience in my life please donate me money

If you're gonna commission sparrow then you better go all out with the lewd

Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed the Moonduck TI Hub, the audio levels were way loud at times but the amount of laughs I got were so much. Everyone did their best and great. Caster crucible was awesome, need more of that and hire some of those talent or give them more work. Caster MMR was glorious, a twitch chat spam that wasn't annoying. The new tech, would love to see it implement for viewing in TI in some form(B-God). Loved every bit of it, from Sunsfan deathbed China Ebola to Slacks not giving a shit of wanting to being there and fighting off those BTS vultures like a man. Trent is always a blast. MRP, Nahaz, Shane, Zyori, Burnside were my favorite. I personally didn't want a serious cast, just some fun time and I got plenty of that. Thank you guys and do more offline lans or tournaments.

Moonduck events are G O A T.
Slacks Trent / Zyori and SunsFan Tricasts are just about the most amazing thing that you can possibly watch with 2GD gone forever.

Will valve ever nerf Spirit Breaker, Invoker, or Blademail? I pray for the day these dire changes are made.

Nth for two time TI winner Aui_2000

Not with Envy

EternaLEnVy is the best carry player in the world.

What did he mean by this?

I'm actually going to rewatch the DC vs Freedom finals just so I can savor watching CCnCs hopes and dreams get crushed

i want to rub my face across fuTA shaft

why do villains always win?
>cant take bants despite being the one who started them
>destroys his items and spergs out
feels good for bulba tho

invoker's spells are so shit early, just go push lineup against him

The best

What happened?

Bonjour /d2g/

Can someone post THAT webm? Thanks.

Suicide

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>gramps had lung cancer and lived with only 1 lung for 9 years but he wasnt a bitch about it
>sheever has a tiny titty cancer and is practically treated as man who went through hell
booohoo i have cancer pls gib attention
i hate this fucking horse so much

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he couldn't withstand the pressure of being down two games so he tilted against Mason and 10K

>someone else has it worse so everyone else can't even express dismay at cancer diagnosis

:thinking:

>ugly shit skin child playing beautiful aryan crystal maiden

So TI is 5 weeks away.
The past few days were so exciting, it's kind of sad the biggest tournament only goes for 6 days.
Then after that we'll have one tournament every month or something.
If we had a seasonal thing like LCS then we'd never have dry months of nothing inbetween and would probably bring up more teams.

>talking shit about children
you're pathetic

kill you with a few minutes. I have been a long as the jobber for veterans, but I am going through my email is the thinking about you, and the rest of the Warriors of my friends, family. we have a great time to get the best of all of your choice, I will have the same thing as well, but it was great to have the right to be in the screencap xddd the fuck? I mean sure its not the only thing that you can get the best of luck with the joneses, but I don't know what you want to be the first one is the best despite her flaws. . . . . . for example of a few weeks, and a few days, and a half.

>not talking shit about children

dotabuff.com/matches/3283717961

I'm the jugg in this match. What did I do wrong here and how do I stop having games like this? I'm trying to crawl out of the trench.

>being an alt-right faggot but also worshiping radiohead
you are not only pathetic but also clueless

can't wait for lina to be nerfed back to oblivion again desu

sheever...

He tweeted about how his performance was pathetic last night.

>implying im alt-right
>implying i didn't vote for the based god Jeremy Corbyn
>hating radiohead

based pleb bro

>dotabuff.com/matches/3283717961
double your cs

>sheevers fat ugly sister

Lol

>luna will never feed you her shit
why live bros
vocaroo.com/i/s0rs4QjUEMjT

best and worst mid heroes of the patch?

she gained a bit of weight seems fine though, the real question here is why the horse is covered in bandages

Lina, Qop and Puck are the best for sure...

>those gpms
lal

isn't Nova female?

>people actually masturbate to this vocaroo

they removed the tumor

>implying i didn't vote for the based god Jeremy Corbyn
oh dear....
it's retarded....

>that one stack you and your friends keep meeting in pubs
>that feel when you win 7/10 times
>that one stack you run into that absolutely crushes you 8/10 times
there is no better feeling than beating people you know, wish there were more inhouses alive

what da fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

The hat thing is a thing that tries to keep her hair from falling out, and the hand bandage is to keep the tube that puts literal poison into her veins in place

I know dead-time /d2g/ is edgy but holy shit I hope none of you kids have to endure someone going through cancer

>lina has 1.6 BAT
>QoP has 1.5 BAT
WTF

>4 cores
>all your control dependant on lion and a couple of ult slows

hi Owen :)

lol my grandpa kicked cancer twice and still kept smoking
Breast cancer is week piss m8

>calls out his team for being shitters
>triggers faggot redditors
>big guy
Is No[o]ne the Slav equivalent of Mason? Outside of having a far more successful career

What about shadow fiend storm and meepo?

>ex-mvpp will be at TI
>on different teams

BibleThump

>deadtime d2g is edgy
Then what the fuck is primetime with all the shitskin spamming etc

>Disband
>Everyone is going to TI anyways

>TF is one game away from directly qualifying to TI, pressumably guaranteed between 50-100k dollaridoos just for qualifying (assumin valve gives 0.5-1% prizepool to last placers), probably the start of a career in espurts based on nothing but TI exposure and some income to support yourself with, along with actually proving to your parents its liveable (he's like 17 or 18 isnt he?)
>lose against TEAM RED
>play tiebreakers against NP
>LOSE lmao
>cruise on to playoff finals
>get dumpstered by MASON and FUCKINB BULBA, 3-0
>NO DOLLARIDOOS
dare I say that ccnc is LITERALLY on suicidewatch at this point? I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself after something like that

they're not bad, but I think qop lina puck are the top mids rn (ta also good)

my god i hope vp wins ti

I can't force my teammates to pick what I want lad.

My sand king with blink force staff says we don't have an initiator

Yeah this game fucking sucks

Mason doesn't tilt like a fucking retard

JENKINS DOTA

>jugg
>12k dmg
>2 death

the fuck is wrong with you man the fuck up and fight

How do you pressure mid as Storm though? He's pretty good when he's farmed but he's dogshit early on and I always get fucked against any other good mid hero.

Just imagine him and mason going at it....

>try to man up and fight
>get chain CC'D and die
>fight with team
>everyone fucks around until 2 or so heroes die and then they scatter

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Yawar.
How do you justify to your parents that you shouldn't focus 100% on school and become an accountant or an engineer?

>Approx. Total Earnings:
>$4,393
I suppose this is a bit more since he got 4k a month while on DC.
But let's look at his little brother

>Approx. Total Earnings:
>$2,505,504
On top of this add free gear, cut of sponsorship deals and monthly EG salary said to be in the six-figure area.
And he's going to TI, probably going to place at least top3.

I'd just throw in the towel right now, though I would've done it ages ago when he won TI5

what's underneath the hat of bilbo? loda is bald underneath but what about bilbo?

>not talking shit about the most repugnant kind of creature in history

you are pathetic indeed

REAGARDS, t. jenkins?

hes tfw to smart to win games

well desu I think i read somewhere that he HAS focused on school in the past year(s), but I can't be bothered to fact check that so whatever

sorry user i am not virgin enough to distinguish male cats from females cats.

He's back in school but how do you even pass your classes when you scrim all year round and need to keep up with the game for at least 30 hours a week?
That's like almost a FT job on top of FT study.
This world really is unkind to people who have no talent.

>Those GPMs
1500 or 2000 MMR?
Because that isn't a game of Dota, that is PA reaching critical mass, and because nobody has any farm she gets there stupidly fast, and she then reaches 16k damage trough trowing daggers and diving with BKB on.

So first off: You need to farm more
Secondly: You need to realize this is deep trench, so your goal is 20-30k hero damage, because that is usually what wins games.
Third: Aghs rush is always a option in trench, and so is Shadow Blade and Blinks.
Fourth: Did I mention you have no items that gives you HP? You need to find a way to build HP & damage instead of losing game to building Diffusal Blade.

not all schools are 8h/ a day when counting classes + study time, so its quite possible to 'keep up' on dota without getting bad grades, and if sumail bought his parents a brand new house and they're not paying rent or anything then he probably gets some support from home, or maybe he has scholarship or maybe he lives with his parents or idk lol

you fell for the manta diffusal blink meme

its a good build for picking of supports if the enemy cores are too big though

>2k trench
>Too Big heroes existing

>i am not virgin enough
you're plenty virgin enough to be posting your NEET fantasies about wanting to eat a non-existent woman's shit

>meme
>standard build that works almost in any game

explain

just because it "works" doesnt mean its not a meme
dont tell me rushing a manta is a good item choice
ever

tell me your standard build
i want to be a master samurai

How do we fix manta?

>I don't like to dispel things because otherwise it is a """"""""meme build"""""""

phase into yasha, then whatever i feel like
sometimes its s&y into diffusal, sometimes its ricing with battlefury
if i ever go manta i dont finish it untill 3rd item unless i really need it