I have to make a short advertisment clip for a Mazda MX5 ND? What do I put in it...

I have to make a short advertisment clip for a Mazda MX5 ND? What do I put in it? How would Veeky Forums make a car advertisment

"Almost as good as the cheaper Toyota"
"The least reliable car in its class"
"When you want the world to know you are gay"

>delusional toyocuckold with buyers remorse

everytime

>LSD, 4 seats and an actual roof
>remorse
Uhm, no.

Has to cherry pick one track with different drivers. Gayfags are such a pathetic bunch.

nice, look at the toyocucks having a total spergout

how sad

I'd be embarassed too if my "sports car" were slower than a minivan

Record you and 3 friends renting 4 of them, getting extended insurance coverage, thrashing them at a destruction derby, blowing them up with tannerite, and reporting them stolen.

>reddit spacing
>"""""otaku"""""
>defending a midlife crisis mobile

>pic related

yup, a total spergout

pic related; (You)

>Fangirls shitflinging instead of appreciating these cars existing amongst the sea of crossovers

Badgewhores are insufferable

I love the miata. I am just pissing off the weeb @18126679

>crossovers

that also happen to be faster than the toyobaru

top zoz

kek

toyobaru cuckold won't recover from this

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Sprege more bumboi.

middle aged/younger man drives on curvy road, announcer says some buzzwords like driver feel, and some slut at the end of the road

Remeber everything that's faster than the toybaru is faster than the Miata.

Use that, have a mom-driven minivan with a girl's soccer team in it out drag the miata then have a smug grin on the miata driver's face as he gazes into his boyfriend's eyes. Fade up the Tagline, "When you are happy with who you are"

>EXT. California coast
>Miata driver is driving slowly
>(he resembles Ryan Gosling)
>[La La Land style music plays throughout]
>A girl in a white sundress is standing by the road
>the pacific wind blows off her sun hat
>miata driver skillfully plucks it from the air
>he stop smiles and hands it to her
>she blushes
>suddenly the wind blows up her sun dress revealing a big meaty cock beneath
>cut to them driving way together
>her sunhat covers the camera lens as he goes down on her

tagline; traps aren't gay but driving a miata is

>slower than a minivan
>straight line speed is the only metric for sports cars

American brain farts everybody.

That's a dumb chart, hp and torque alone mean nothing. What matters is torque and hp per given weight.

A clip of Emily Ratajkowski getting fucked in the driver's seat. When she climaxes show the exterior of the car and the Mazda logo.

Butthurt much.

>Remeber everything that's faster than the toybaru is faster than the Miata.
?

God hates fags, but we don't!

God, the last thing you should ask when making a car advertisement is Veeky Forums.

Literally only rely on this board when it's about benchracing.

Is a mx 5 really about as heavy as my peugeot 106?

hmmm.

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it's a small car nigga, though it's still pretty amazing it's so light if you look underside
fucking multilink both front and rear and shitload of bracing and yet it's still just over 1000kg

it makes you wonder how the fuck they managed to keep the weight this low despite not using some fancy materials like lotus does and keep the car so rigid it's no worse than a car with a standard roof