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is dota 2 a kid friendly game? asking for my little brother

>DC homers
I think the word you're looking for is stans

>shitshit can't even win pubg
lmaooo

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how come ur lil bro n nephew are both kids is there somthing ur not telling us user??

post webms

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Why is this shitty game popular again?

There is no way to consistently get them. That is why they are an achievement.

>Red draws his best lewd picture yet
>the girls are from a different moba
are dotards cursed to never have any good porn? Maybe all dotafus are just shit

>tfw no toilet slut hero

twitch niggers like it because lmao dayz lmao!

Dota sadly lags behind in all waifu fields, even the real people

my boy sven made it tho

Whens the dota on?
Or is that it for the weekend?

I just had too much fun styling on people with BSJ approved gameleap.com WR support and I don't want to risk another game.

mdl is thursday during chink hours

i have a feeling valve is going to reveal a female hero this ti, the only way to keep this game alive is to add more waifus

Because dude open world hunger games lmao early access so much potential dude. Eventually the bubble bursts after the game either fades away from a lack of development or crashes and burns after pandering to idiots that think every game has to be CoD.

I'm still pissed I paid $15 for The Culling, it looked like a high poly N64 game but goddamn it used to be fun.

You should have known it was just a fotm.

That said this buggy trash has already sold over three million copies at 30 dollars a pop

What happened to my boy w33 bros? Why is he playing. Soo bad recently? Why does he keep on spamming his garbage invoker build like its gonna work after it failed for the 100th time?

puppey had the best addy but after t6 he could only get off brand stuff

>open AGDQ expecting to get entertained for a while until I get fed up with all the autism
>usually take a day or too for that to happen
>transgender on intro desk

I'm out, got fed up faster than any other year. Outspeedrunned the speedrunners!

>rage levels of texture popping
>dogshit animation
>gameplay is repetive as fuck
>map looks like some low poly oblivion shit
how the ever living fuck does that sell 3 FUCKING MILLION

13 year olds just really fucking wamt edgy minecraft with cod graphics and guns

It's apparently fun with friends.

Of course eating a plate of feces is fun when you do it with friends.

so its literally its so shit its good: friends edition

lick my shit up. every drop of it
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>fucking up links this badly

>our boy matu streaming
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hormone

is your little brother gonna have a big sister when he grows up?

>sheever had something like 6x2x2 hard carcinoma in her tit
>that's like half her tit
>owen was to retarded to not feel it when he fondled her tits, or he never touched a tit before so can't compare, or he didn't fondle sheevers tits

wew lads

plot twist: owen never fondled her tits

how do you fondle her while taking her 10" futa horsecock from behind

Owen can sink cock like a champ

>tfw even CS:GO has better erotic material despite having only male barely-characters and a bomb
RoFTLing (at) Dota Two Tards.

need tax money

>shibboleths himself as a dirty slav with the double whammy of csgo and ponies
cyкa

>You should have known it was just a fotm.
It used to have real potential though, the game was legitimately good. There was real strategy because for the most part you were just tossed onto a map and forced to work with what you have, it was tense as shit and had actual mechanics to experiment with beyond guns and health packs.

This PUBG shit is just a glorified shootan game without respawning.

Seems to just be a load of randum lolnopants shit where you suffer 99% walking/grinding for 1% of fun to me. I don't get this genre at all.

>nobody picks PA
>pick PA
>somebody picks PA
>pick jakiro
feels good man, climbing so hard

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3 years ago a single ancient dragon would give the gold of today's complete dragon camp, and a satry tormenter would for today's big satyr camp.

icefrog fucking hates jungling i guess byt knows the game would suck without it

Someone enlighten me on armlet toggling and tread toggling.

Like generally, what are the inner nuances of tread and armlet toggling? Armlet toggle seems really easy to understand but hard to master?

As far as tread switching though.. what are the secrets? As far as I can tell, swapping to int treads when you cast a spell and then swap back to str or agi when you aren't casting? Is that all there is to it?

Is there ever a time when a str hero might want the agi over the str? I just don't under at what moments would you use which tread?

sometimes you wanna put tiny on agi for faster attacks but thats about it for str heroes using agi
when you switch to int your mana pool gets bigger based on a % of your current mana
so if you use a spell with a bigger current % mana you'll have more mana when you switch back to str
something like that anyway im bad at explaining things

there's no secret to it that's pretty much it

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for str heros, if youre shrine healing you'd want to switch to agi to lower your max HP in order to get the most out of the shrine. same goes for any items in your inventory that have stats for int or str, place them in your backback before hitting the shrine

other than armlet toggling, tread toggling really only saves like 30~ or so mana so it isnt needed focused on if youre trying to improve your mmr unless you your playing very mana intensive heros. Agi over all is terrible to have on unless youre playing drow ranger and min maxing.But you seem competent enough. Armlet toggling you have to practice because that is intense skill/autism to time it right as the health is severly delayed and harder to do than it was years ago

>regening like bottle or shrine
always agi. if youre full hp or mana, you might switch to str or int respectively
>about to tank damage like slarks dark pact or want to tanky like early game on am
switch to str

>77

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Look at those tits
Just look at them
goddamn
like, jesus christ
there's fucking nothing there
that webm is 95% bra
That is literally the fabric of the bra bouncing through the near vacuum of her sweater
There are people that think she's gonna have a mastectomy
and the only difference is that she'll lose maybe 2 millimeters off her chest
sheever poster, please kill yourself

Nobody ever said sheever was big in the chest department. She's ample. She's all about the legs

THICCCCCCCCCCCCC

Whos that THICC FUCKING BRUNETTE

Maq was built for breeding
LITERALLY a FUCKPIG

Haven't played this game in over a year re-installed for whatever reason, but what are the current good Heros?

Literal dwarf

maquannas, she's lost weight since then

Lina and QoP also Sven, SB, CM

>fat
>womanlet
>shitskin
10/10 in the gulag tho

>SB
As in Spirit breaker, is he no longer a joke pick?
Also is technies still fun or have they nerfed him after people cried?

JUST PLAY THE GAEM, ANYTHING IS VIABLE

Daily reminder to always prioritize denying over last hitting if there's enemy in the lane

these two lol

wrong

Fucking retarded, the new deny gives 70% exp to the enemy, the only creep worth denying is the ranged one...

the gulag speaks

>making yourself an xp pinata
rofl

My theory still stands. Fat people get fat because they are ugly in a comical way in the first place. They get fat to gather a social circle that look down on them as a non-threat and then lose weight in the hope that this newfound sexual worth can make people overlook their abhorrent facial genetics.

It's that time of the year again, lads. Work-in-progress at the moment. Sorry I was absent last year. Had real life shit going down

land mines work differently and they are complete shit. and it cant be explained clearly in Veeky Forums response. just go in demo and see for yourself.
a lvl1 sniper with wraithband can walk into 5 mines and survive. thats 48 secs of mining and 3 clarities worth of mana.

Oh nice good to see you again hopefully you can get banner OPs instead of the faggot posting arteezy all the time

rtz?

servers just go down?

>they don't know
Screencap this. The next TI is going to be nothing but denying.
The gold/xp swing on a deny is bigger than on a last hit

Shut up bitch

wow

I think its safe to say that the dota 2 proscene has the worst women

Youre fucking retarded, shoot yourself

maq is thicc to balance out soe's pubescent boy body

thank fucking god it did. i had a support disruptor who wouldnt harass or glimpse the enemy

no fat people get fat when their input of calories exceeds output of energy.

What happend to that one chick that was in a chinese team fora while? ax or axe? idk

what is this meme soe is just fit she has a great ass

STICC

>thicc
if by thicc you mean fat midget

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