Not removing your rear seat

>not removing your rear seat
It's like you don't want to weigh less and get better emmpeegees. You don't have anyone to carry back there anyway, right user?

I actually have friends.

But my load floor is flat with the seats folded. If I remove them there'll be a step in the middle of it.

>having rear seats in the first place

What's going on with your back seat citizen?
>Uh, nothing I just need to save weight.
You seem to be driving alone, what is weighing the car down?
>No, you see I am trying to save gas.
Sure, do you mind stepping out of the car?

>his rear seats can't be removed and re-installed by pulling one lever

>he drives a minivan

It was just 8 12mm bolts that weren't even very tight despite being never touched for 20 years, so it's not like it was much more difficult. You do carry around a basic toolset with you, right?

shitty aerodynamics and shitty engine efficiency at low loads consist of most losses during driving

Yes, I do mind officer, am I being detained?

No problem citizen. Just wait here while I call for the police dog.
>90 minutes go by

why would I wait for 90 minutes when he just told me there wasn't a problem?

If you drive off then they can arrest you for interfering with an investigation.

literally just said I wasn't being detained, as in free to go.

no, that's not what that means at all.
you aren't "detained" when pulled over, but you sure as fuck can't drive off unless you like being OJ.

>said I wasn't being detained
You're lying citizen, I never said that.

I'ts like you're begging cops to seize your car because it's modified

I don't live in cuckstralia

What's going on with your back seat citizen?
>Uh, nothing I just need to save weight.
You seem to be a criminal and I'm scared for my life, now.
>No, you see I'm tryin---
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u better be using the back seats as a couch

Is that spare secured?

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Yep, made sure of that.
I am

>having a rear seat

That's what I used my old driver seat for, it's my gaming chair. I'm cobbling together the old rear seat with a wrx rear seat to make it fit.

Your carpet looks clean bro

Not after this lol, left a bunch of seat foam chunks everywhere. Fuckin hate hogrings. Still gotta do the tops, kill me.

My car fits 17 crates of delicious apples AND a bird. Does yours?

wewlad

fix your timing

>have car with four seats
>people constantly ask for rides
>remove rear seats
>people still ask for rides but alone and more rarely
>remove passenger seat too
>tfw havent had to give a ride since

sometimes both my mum AND my dad want me to drive them

>autism life hacks

My rear seats weigh less than my 5 year old nephew, removing them would make a negligible difference to muh empeegees

>Short cab truck

I never have any passengers anyway....

>having a back seat

lazy bastard didnt even unbolt the middle seat belt.

It can make a big difference but you gotta strip out the rest of the crap too.

...

> minivan confirmed

because i have friends, family, and class.