Best girl episode
>Server Homepage
elysium-project.org
>Guild:
ELYSIUM PvP
Alliance guild:
Horde guild:
/who "guild name", whisper anyone!
>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org
>Addons
forum.elysium-project.org
>Leveling Guide
docs.google.com
>WoD models (Drop the MPQ in your data folder)
mediafire.com
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Nice general
Elves are for breeding
PLEASE dont have a penis
are you gay or something lol
nope, I'll take a hit
Daily reminder, to roll on fresh horde guild for a fresh leveling and future raiding experience.
With D.O.N the hype never ends cause all of us are going through the same shit as you and we will feel extremely happy for anybody that hits any levels cause we need you, we need everybody and everything, we want to raid. What we don't want, is for this guild to fail, so help us out, check us out, just joining us you will be the part of this guild's foundation, the core, the pillar that will make this guild a stable and comfy home.
reminder to add g*mmy and all references to g*mmy and his shit server to your filter
DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO G*MMYSHILLS. DO NOT REPLY TO THEM. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR SERVER EXISTS.
nice thanks dude
this is like how the Elysium freshcuck meme all started, when will they learn?
guys lets roll on a new server and do MC for 8 months so we have a chance to catch up to the other guilds. oh, they all have R14 weapons now? well we can just roll on another server, it will be different this time I swear
>respec
>misclick a talent and now i have to respec again
>can't afford it since im a shitter
damn im good
damn you sound cool
first for rolling on cummycraft
*coughs up blood*
>play ret on retail
>want to try out vanilla
>ret in vanilla has no buttons for some fucked up reason
sooo should i go with warrior?
yea as long as you're willing to get fucked in the ass by every class in wpvp until you hit 60
>ret Paladin
just roll Rogue and wear a bright neon robe so you look more like a flaming faggot than usual, it's pretty much the same thing
>no chinese infestation on gummy
Do I roll horde? kind of sick of horde but want to avoid mentally ill trannies
BElves > NElves
Rate my meme
2/10
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>who should this Warlockblade go to
>manlet: I don't know, maybe a warlock lol? *loots Mageblade*
If you actually want to raid you're going to have to end up recruiting normies
Pretty good, post it on reddit.
I want to fuck a belf.
500+ online in the beta atm.
Imagine if that ice cream was you
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE LESS POSTS PER HOUR THAN /tbcg/???
reeeee?
>WoD models
PUKE.exe
can log on other realms but not elysium?
Server down?
re
>strath live
>pull grp of undead
>1 second later i dc
WHY
Welp might as well fap to this NE porn
>spend fucking ages trying to assemble a BFD group
>server goes down 10 mins into dungeon
Ha!
Better than the shit 2 poly vanilla ones
I'm seriously, unironically thinking about rolling on the PvE server.
So far (lvl 37), the PvP experience has basically consisted of me getting repeatedly ganked by several undead and orc rogues and mages while I'm questing. Occasionally run across some horde dude, stare at each other awkwardly for a second, and then try to kill one another for no real good reason or reward.
Am I really gonna be missing out on much if I go PvE?
>alliance since the start of the server goes 2vs1 against everyone
>those people eventually get fed up of your shit
>they become ingame hitlers
you did this
Yeah, just suffer through it, Try to join a guild with 60's and call for help or something. You'll definitely regret going PvE
Traaa- traaa, tr-tr-tr-tra!
Trannies!!
Stop... help me make them stop! I've received many a medal just for cleansing tranny generals!
Filth! Tra-Tra-Tranny filth! What happened to boys just liking MILFs?
Ja-Ja-Janitors... unpaid slaves wouldn't fix this place if we paid em!
Sick, it makes me sick! 130 pound boys that are missing a dick!
Puddi, Madti, burn the lot! The only way to stop is to turn the false flagging up!
Horde! ...What happened to Horde! Why are all these trannies playing Alliance whores?!
Low poly butts! Low poly tits! All the non-trannies enable this shit!
It's over, we've lost! Castrated boys won 2017! This server was shit and I'm keen to leave!
Hit it!
*throws mic*
*crosses arms*
(Hip hop beat)
I'm MC Gummy and I'm here as your saviour!
Trannies and chinks... I won't tolerate this behaviour!
G-U-M-M-Y, VPN banned so the chiggas gonna cry! (ruh roh!)
Blizzard ain't got shit on me! Nigga I'm a prodigy, JUST my server up and I'll move it to another street!
Yeeeah boiii!
*throws mic*
*hits a massive doob*
(Sick 2005 rock music begins)
It's your boooy Aleeeexensuaaal!
*audience cheers*
I'm here on this track to tell you one thing! Warmane is shit and Gummy is the king! (uh huh!)
The faggots on Veeky Forums ain't got shit on me! How many of you sad nerds had Puddi as your B? (what what?!)
*slicks back hair*
For real though... Elysium is shit! Chinks run rampant and the mods are paid for it! Quit that shit right now... MC Gummy is our saviour, this server is nothing but the monthly flavour!
Damn lmao u guys are bullies
Made me kek tho
>no rewards!!!!
>muh instant gratification
You try to kill one another because it's FUN.
But yeah you sound like a typical carebear... go be with your people.
>Yeah, just suffer through it
But what's the point is what I'm asking. Is it any better at high levels?
the point is to be on a server with 8x the population of the PvE one.
underage people are not supposed to browse Veeky Forums
ok fuck it, i'm going boomkin. Whats the best talent specs for balance (for raids)?
no.
resto
right because waiting for respawns, fighting over who gets to aggro quest objectives first, and having every crafting node empty is fun as shit
Crestfall, pls save us from the Ely and Gummy cancer
GUMMY WON. THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ELYBROS. I GIVE UP.
>if you enjoy world pvp you're underage
why are you here?
you are underage and mad that you don't know how you got figured out
ok then, go to darrowshire and enjoy having only 1 battleground match open at 60 and never finding dungeon groups or a raiding guild
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I've been playing since beta but you figured me out bud. You're a grand master of interpreting animeboard posters.
>horde has to deal with the fact that whoever designed the alliance base was mentally retarded and placed every npc closed together
>they are so retardly together that there are never GY guards available since they always aggro someone
>meanwhile on the horde base
>stables are outside the base, around 300 yards away
>all the quest npcs are on the bottom and can be easily avoided
>going through the upper gates never gets your arrows because npcs cant shoot through the floor
>can just pulling elites safely and turtle in a corner without a single npc bothering them
>they still manage to lose quite often
Why are alliance players so bad?
This desu
Alliance is so retarded on this server
>DUDE DONT DEFEND LMAO, everyone just rush relief hut!!
b-but horde rush is faster and they'll win
>DUDE WHO CARES JUST LET THEM WIN
then why are we even rushing
>MUH IMBALANCE
holy shit hordeniggers are hilariously pathetic. literally LOL.
Frogposters were a mistake
Thats the point you fucking mongoloid. There is a imbalance, yet alliance still loses often.
meanwhile Horde has the advantage of just needing 3-4 mages to fuck up the entire Alliance push
Alliances fault for rolling hunters/rogues/warriors/paladins only.
>Alliance grouped up, rushing through Iceblood
>Entire raid group gets destroyed by 4 mages and a couple hunters
Raid leader: GUYS STOP DEFENDING EVERYONE GET SOUTH, YOU JUST LOST US THIS GAME
there were literally 2 people who were defending. This was an alliance PREMADE i joined and then promptly left.
hahahahaha
post more wow porn
you want some honah? HERE HAVE HONAH
tfw
even alliance premades get rekt if there's enough mages around iceblood and not enough rogues to sap and blind them all.
>390k
lol are you going for rank 6?
What about Felcloth?
>had a 30 something on zeth
>quit when all elysishit drama happened
>felt like grinding some today
>my character is on fucking anathema
great system
oh no a lvl 30 char to get one to that level you'll have to play two days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Except I'm not willing to sink 2+ days on another char when gummy is here soon.
ok dude, kill yourself while you're at it
and its not 2 days of /played, its just two days including sleeping jerking off and working because you're probably a wagey you piece of shit kill yourself and get the fuck out from here
Just nutted inside dumbdti ama
Just nutted inside notaslut ama
look at this nerd
look at him and laugh
how can I make gold as a roguecuck now that they broke pickpocket..
gold4wow dot com
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Is that the elysium-approved gold buying website?
I think Asura's gold site was Nost1000 or something
FUCK elves
Will do sir.
o-ok
post source
Gummy~
Just a chink I inspected.
Why so dead?
Well im busy playing the game.
Im so close to my mount... yet so far
Is it still av weekend?
It's Gummy weekend.
yes, last few hours
>several people here are still not exalted
Wow
Alliance loses almost every game...
>people will show up to next raid without their ring or offhand
>not joining one of the endless premades from the last three days
Idiot.
>not doing 2 chars in one weekend
baka