/palg/ - Paladins General

Finally it's over.

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>/palg/ Discord
discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB53)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?45738-Open-Beta-53-Patch-Notes-June-28-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&index=1&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9&index=1

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
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mypaladins.com
masterpaladins.com

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I want to cherish Fernando's companionship!

>We won't do anything about essence unless our player population goes down
-HiRezMartini

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HAHA SUCK IT LOREZ MY DROPHACK WORKS!!!! IVAN AND PEDRO WILL NEVER MAKE ME LOSE AGAIN

best girl

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This is Ying.
She is my wife.

It is my duty to protect her smile at all times, and I wake up every day with the intent to make her as happy as I can.
I wouldn't have it any other way, she simply is the most perfect and cutest elf girl I could've asked for!

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Biggest cannon in the realm.

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the lighting on the right side of her head makes her look a bit bald xD

SAFADA
UMA DELÍCIA!

I'm sorry but your wife has cancer

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i'd get cancer as well if i had a retard like him waifu faggin me.

BEST
PALAKINO
EVER

sequel
WHEN
H
E
N

>drophacks are so easy to find this user could google them
>HR still can't fix it
Sasuga

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I hate Seris new projectile.
I hate Ash's new projectile.
I hate Evie's new projectile.

>Seris
>Ash
>I hate doing more damage

Video should be mandatory to watch to post here.
youtube.com/watch?v=dklediB51Ec&

Anyone with a brain does too, so 99% of the paladins audience loves it

Your malicious lies will not dissuade my love for my sweet girl. Your pictures are frankly childish and uncalled for, not to mention completely false.

I would be at her side at every step were it ever to happen, but fortunately, what you say is not the case.

Is she pointing to where the dick goes?

i wonder when you curt kobain yourself

Maeve buffs?

Dark Ying, a succubus denied of her past

I ate Damba's. It does a lot of damage, has a decent fire rate, and now is so fast it might as well be hitscan at medium range. Then to top it off, the reload stuns so that he can land his shots even easier.

COBIAN SENTER

what the fuck did he mean by this

Ok guys I've got it. Skye's smoke vastly increases increases jump height for her and her team while standing in it.

i got a better idea
remove skye
fixed

Okay guys I've got it. Skye is outright deleted from the game, and company polict requires Hi Rez employees to never acknowledge her existence ever again.

I have to wonder what exactly Easy Anti Cheat is looking for. I was watching a twitch stream the other day with nothing but hackers playing for hours.

GARMENDIA TALLER

What did he mean by this?

is this some exodia the forbidden shit
what is he trying to do
who is he summoning

I don't know.

Wet Ursine

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/4/47/Lex_TR_Taunt_Directed_BombKing_1.ogg

deepest lore

Uhhhh

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/1/15/Cassie_Night_Bane_SP_Ability1_2.ogg

Steinberg PLACE

>Steinberg

MESSINA DRIVE

44TH PAYANT

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CHEZ sommese

He will find the way to convert our souls into crystals. I can't wait, so many cosmetics and boosters to buy!

ROUTE Jackson

Those aren't good ideas...

Wew, we sure have the most bizarre generals.

Bizarre you say?

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Yeah, bizar~re

Yarō..... DIO!

So, when is not!DIO coming to the realm?

Not soon enough.

TOURNEYFAGS GET OUT OF THE ONSLAUGHT QUEUE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE IS HE HI-REZ? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So should we start getting used to this degree of shitposting from now on or...?

Yes

You prefer /palg/ay?

pretty sure this amount of shitposting is common
though, it is night, people are restless

It's probably a monday thing, /v/'s gone to shit too.

So, when is not!King Crimson coming to the realm?

We need a sound based champ. Like reverbe from kimichi hitose

wry not both

dude lucio ripoff lol xD

We need a damage fire based champ. Like Magician's Red from Muhammad Avdol

Who is fernando?

>damage fire based champ
>damage
>fernando

What would/does he even do?

Who is flanknando?

F-flanknando is a force to be reckoned.

King Crimson would fit really well into the game, the way he'd work is by just like a damage champion. See? Easy to understand.

JUST

But what does pot of greed do

I really don't know what the hell is going on on these threads now but it needs to stop.

make me

Jojoposting is the new horseposting. Or something.

A hero with a timestop ult would be amazing IF everybody immediately takes his perspective. It's like your own POTG but everybody is forced to watch it.

To be honest, Sha Lin would be a top to Fernando.

That would be hilarious and abusable in so many ways.

what makes you think that?

>blow ult
>spend the whole time taunting

This is all I would ever use that ult for

He stuns Fernando and pounds him with arrows.

/palgay/ please leave.

and stay there annoying bitche.s

Not my screenshot.
Never knew a game could go this long. Especially a game going that long with one player never left clicking.

>ult at spawn
>walk up to wall and spray rekt spray on it

Probably a custom game

A timestop ult would be quite similar to Evie's ult no? Freezes enemies and restricts their movements in an area, and really convenient to follow up on.

Have you ever wondered why nobody party with you?

This is what happens on a summer Monday. People just have too much time on their hand.