ITT: Post your job, age, and savings account

can i suck your dick for 10 dollars?

needs another 0 or two just to be sure

No, money my mother has given me over the years. I get a pretty big allowance every month and have no expenses because I live in her 2nd home. And pay no rent or utilities.

based mom

What percent of your net worth is that amount? All of it? My savings account is

>Inflation

enjoy your negative gains poor boy

Yeah, it's good. I'm happy she allows my NEET lifestyle.

From last month. Its in danish kroners so around 140k euros. Gonna be invested in a nice apartment and some dank stocks

What's that in burgerbux?

>Pizza delivery
>21
>Pic

I'm doing better than a lot of people my age but it's not enough. I'm soon moving onto other things.

Forgot to say that im 25 and not a neetcuck

its ~148k burgers

I don't usually have that much in savings. A good chunk of that is going to be the down payment on an investment property that I plan to buy in the next few months.

>ITT: Cock size contest

>Software Engineer
>27
>37k savings, 3k checking, 2.5k business

Savings have taken a small hit since buying a house but I'll recover if my medical situation is stable.

same here except no house and 10 years older.
i only started to work in my 30s so there is that.

(OP)
Job: professional
Age: 30
Net worth not counting student loans: $30k
Net worth including student loans: $-180k

Fucking student loans, man.

Keep up the good work, lad. Keep the the momentum going

What the fuck did you do that costs $210k?

Thanks man, I will

>student loans

Yeah, but what did he study that costs nearly a quarter of a million?

>Microwave Engineer
>26
What kind of saving we talking about? I've got about 5k in a HYS, 5k in an MMA, 5k in brokerage account, 10k in 401(k), 10k in Roth 401(k) and 5k in my IRA. For an income of 105k and student loan burden of 96k I'd say it's a good start. Figure I'll keep living like a broke college student since that's what I'm used to so I can get the debt paid down fast and have a nice neat egg started by the time I'm ready to start a family and buy a house in five or six years.

Chicano studies

Employment:
Chef
Savings:
141,694,450.24 Tanzanian shillings
Age:
21

muh jew sheckels

Nice. She even pays for your tendies?

>Business Development Manager

>28

>Only like 3k in savings

My title is fancy but its a small company so I only take home about $500 a week.

Ive been with the same girl for 8 years she has 16k in savings and we own a house together.

Student loans at ~20k. Feels bad man.

my student loans are evaporating like tears in the sahara. feels good.

So that's like 10 cents right?

Make sure you give half to Mohammed every year. He has kids to feed and Swedes to blow up.

Actually I studied ADVANCED Chicano Studies and have a PhD in 17th century Chicano Literature.

TFW you could have gone to university in Germany or Switzerland for low cost/free

I had student loans too though in the UK but mine came to a low 5 figure amount and got paid off pretty rapidly after graduating... in fact the tax man took too much and I needed a rebate form the student loans company

I guess the real question is what does your mom do?

Wish I had, now. It's the norm when you're in it for everyone to just take the student loans because your school is telling you all their graduates are making 100k/year. You get in the real world and your first job offer is 45k a year and you realize you got fucked.

She gives him a pretty big allowance pay fucking attention.

Not everyone has the luxury of receiving a trust fund from their parents.

>IT tech/in school for accounting
>20
>pic related

>You get in the real world and your first job offer is 45k a year and you realize you got fucked.
Welcome sham commonly referred to as college

Not a nigger

you didn't timestamp your picture OP making it worthless

>NEETS are worthless human beings
fixed that for you :^)

>No experience
>Expects to be paid like the grown ups

Where were you 10 years ago when I started school?

Except if a NEET wants to buy a house they're fucked. My salary at least goes up with inflation and experience. Your savings account will just drain and drop with inflation.

In grade school

I resent you user

Enjoy it while you can fat-ass. In a few years you will be broke

>I'm doing better than a lot of people my age

You definitely are. Well done.

>mom gives him money
I am no longer jealous, kill yourself, you are useless

22 yo and with student loans im probably a good -20,000

Give me some and i'll do my best to double it. add me on my skype 'cmrd knightmarez'

lol

25 here only starting to save now
lol

Seriously what did you study?

>Job: School Principal (Australia)
>Age: 29
>Salary (including benefits): $200,000~
>Savings Account: $40,000~

Recently purchased an investment property so my savings have taken a hit, I'll most likely grow that foundation before taking out another loan for an investment property or two.

All in all, I make about $215,000 AUD before tax.

How am I doing Veeky Forums?

>keeping money in savings
this is how we spot poorfags and idiots

man I can inspect element on a website and take a picture of it too

Have some actual statistically valid information instead of getting trolled by people with exceptional savings

This is median net savings (green) and median net income (red line) by age groups in Germany

>financial analyst
>25
>13k savings, 30k 401k

Neat, you can buy a house in bum fuck nowhere.

Congrats btw.

Why is your Udgifter negative?

>my medical situation is stable.
One of the few situations why working for yourself sucks balls.

>post office
>25

Have $17,000 in a thrift savings account as well

A fucking postman?

Yeah, been working since like 22

>military cuck
>turning 23 in a month
>2k in savings
>contemplating blowing it all on a gaming laptop tomorrow morning because i just worked 12 hours and im fucking mad
doing okay desu

Give me some details, I need a new job. Pay? Benefits?

Well you go to usps.com/employment and apply. If you want to become a mail carrier apply for the job 'city carrier assistant'. It pays like 16 or 17 dollars an hour not. It's not a career position but you will be converted to a career employee soon enough. It took me 1 year and 6 months. Benefits once you become career include sick leave, 5 weeks vacations, and not sure what else but I know there's more. Pay maxes out at like 60,000 but that's not including overtime

>Liquor store clerk as I study to get my BBA in accounting [do labor like tree removal in summer]
>22
>16 k in the bank

Okay, so because you all seem rich AF and I have no shame + this is an anonymous frog posting board.

Would any of you kind anons be willing to spare 10 dollars?
I'm currently unemployed, but have a new job starting in just under two weeks.

I have 4$ left in my bank account.
I still need to make it until my first paycheck at the new job. All I need is just enough to cover food.

Does anyone want to make a complete strangers life easier?

I'm the same age and have about the same amount of savings. Are you going to college user? I wanna start but debt scares me.

Are you from the US? Go to a decent state school. I live in NY and only pay 6k a year for undergrad and financial aid covers 80 percent. Private schools are for the birds.

The last time I saw someone give an user money, they had to post like 30 timestamps and they were literally starving.

>savings accounts
Dont have one, dont like throwing money away.

I wish my rich mommy and daddy gave me money.

Oh wait, I had to work for things. Enjoy your pitiful life of boredom. Those who brag only do so because they have nothing better to do.

Im betting one whole dollar this is bait.
If not ill bet two dollars he gets cucked to a black guy.

The money you think you have in the bank, actually belongs to the bank. You have nothing, just an entry in a database, and you are an unsecured creditor of the bank.

You should learn how the banking system works and get some of that cash into gold and bitcoin

principal at 29 seems insane. Either you are the only person in the middle of nowhere that applied for the job, or you are somehow really qualified.

I'm not jealous but i hope youre happy, I got a roommate who doesn't have the motivation to do anything and is just depressed. The NEET lifestyle isn't for most people, most of them would just end up miserabele.
I really believe that doing something productive and communicating with people is a practical method to become happy.
Therefor I really hope you have the self-dicipline to do that, or that you found another way to be happy.

or just stocks, even something managed for you. theres no reason to have a savings account these days. the returns are shit and no one's ever gotten rich by saving.

did you start as a teacher and get "promoted"? principal seems like a great job because you get all the benefits of teaching without having to deal with kids.

I went to college to study film production but I'm out now.

>I wanna start but debt scares me.

I'm in Australia, we don't have to pay back our student loans until we make like, $55,000 a year. Thats why I did it.
If you're American I'd recommend not going to college. That will kill you financially for possibly decades.
There's many things you can do without going to college, and you'll automatically be better off that everyone else because you won't be in $50k debt in your 20's

Spot the faggot with the minimum wage job

>much younger than you
prove it

Kind of both.

I'm currently in Remote Australia, our average tenure rate for a teacher is roughly 9-12 months, I've been here for 5 years. My Bachelors is in Education, and I focused on Aboriginal Education during my undergraduate career.

Got my Masters in Educational leadership/Management, applied for open principal position in my community (some strings were certainly pulled), and ended up getting the position.

So a combination of being qualified, having friends in high places, and being the only one really here. I also did some other things to beef up my resume as I will explain below.

Yes, but it is a bit more complicated than that.

I started out as a teacher, but I always knew I wanted to be a principal. So I focused very heavily on fostering relationships with my community, and organising programs outside of school hours. For example, I ran a literacy and numeracy workshop for children, and adults, in my community. I also ran a basic coding workshop, and volunteered at a local jail.

I also did a lot of administrative stuff, even when new. I analysed educational output of classrooms (NAPLAN, results of standardised tests etc) and recommended programs/adjustments in pedagogy, mentored fellow teachers in my 3rd/4th year, got ESL qualifications.

I still teach - I'm sort of a casual teacher in a way, if one of my teachers is sick, I'll take that class for the day. Being in a remote community means we lack casual teachers on call. I know you didn't mean anything by it, but the kids are the best part of the job. I became a principal because I can now impact the lives of 200+ kids a year, rather than 20.

What is that app?

looks cool

18 years old. Just worked for ~4 months, now I'm a neet because working sucks ass. Also have £2800 in my bank account. Am I doing well so far?

what job gets you that much in 4 months

20 y/o.
Paying my way through university myself whilst passively earning £30k/y (internet money, set up when I was 16). Sitting on £125k waiting for the next crash to invest most of it.
Don't understand how you can enjoy being neet in the long run - it's so unfulfilling.

How do you make your internet money user, what did you monetize and create that generates page views?

Receptionist making £10/hour over 40 hours a week and £15/hour from 6pm to 9pm. Also some very good stock investments. Living with parents so I don't have to pay for shit.

Isn't it terrifying keeping $400k of Bitcoin?

well you certainly put the effort in. how hard does aus hit you for taxes? im assuming 200k aud is high up in the tax levels.

sometimes.

Its the amount of cash that the average american will pay for a uni degree :^) minus taxes

Because I spend 17k kroner that month