Actual thread with less useless autistic bullshit in the OP:
Bentley Carter
what is the state of your life that you shitpost about a beta game everyday on a cambodian basket weaving forum
Christopher Mitchell
Dude, if you have a problem with actual graphics, you have no fucking business playing this game. Go back to SHITE or your clicker trash.
Evan Perry
Is this the 4th or 5th thread in a row? Either way, good job /parag/
Anthony Ramirez
last thread was 4 if we can hit #5 with this one its like we're really a general now
Henry Gutierrez
You guys were so wrong about Wraith.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
everyone thought he would suck dick and he sucks dick so i dont know what you mean
Nathan Turner
Shhh let them believe they're right while I go 20-3 and do 1,300 a shot with knock knock
Joseph Taylor
stop shitting up the thread, kill yourself before you perma-kill these threads for another 5 months
Ian Sanders
Belive me I know Wraith isn't shit /parag/ just doesn't want to admit when they are wrong.
Gabriel Bennett
If I didn't want to discuss actual graphics, I wouldn't be in a Paragon thread.
Charles Lopez
not the best sign if we're dying already
Samuel Sanchez
It's always dying. It never actually does though, cause if you noticed in the previous threads, like a third of the posts are just "bump" or some variation of that
>be smite refugee >smite is dying >this is the only alternative >doesnt even feel half as fun
what now?
Parker Taylor
wait for august. Also how is smite dying? Did hirez finally abandon it for their next project? If so, join me brother. I learned many moons ago, with the destruction of global agenda.
Ryan Bell
Is Incessant Onslaught enabled again? Because Shinbi is.
Nicholas Gutierrez
Bamperoni
Grayson Reed
Wtf i can't play a game?
Everytime my team is full of shitters, i have to dodge.
Everytime my team is not full of shitters, somebody else dodges.
I'm banned for 20 minutes now because i didn't want to play without a carry and without a jungler...
Nicholas Robinson
that tends to happen when you're the shitter. just carry your entire team bro.
Brayden Stewart
>tfw too lazy to play but gonna have to if I want my chance at the Mega Vault coveted 600 Shrapnel
Gabriel Reed
>too lazy to play kek
Jaxon Cruz
All right, fine: the game broke me. You fucking happy now?
Eli Diaz
I-i'm sorry.
I feel you, friend.
James Taylor
I got 5 card packs for this weeks lol
Ian Morales
>crates aren't worth shit because you're just likely to get Undertow Gideon: Minor Skin Variant: Colour Variant: Puke Brown than anything you might actually want >chests aren't worth anything because they're 90% cards, rep and crafting materials that all become redundant at the same time >"Mega" Vault odds are shit, you're just getting rep and materials again I know you need to make money, Epic, but come the fuck on.
Mason Diaz
the mega vault doesn't even make sense, you can't buy the skins or play loot crate roulette for them so they're not gaining any money by locking them and giving up card packs or other trash
Tyler Brooks
poor morifag even the post order system discriminates against you
Elijah Evans
It does make me wonder why they're locking some nice skins behind there instead of just dumping some of the rare ones from the store in the top spots: I can imagine a lot of the player base willingly handing out 10 currency easy for Magma Grux.
Kevin Garcia
bump
Jeremiah Hall
i like to disguise my bumps by shitposting or waifuposting in the hopes it creates discussion
on that note which girl has the best eyes
Joshua Bailey
Countess.
Oliver Gonzalez
Better question: which girl has the best bumps? I leave it to each of you to individually decide what that means for yourselves.
Juan Turner
Serath has definitely beautiful eyes.
I know you guys won't like to hear that, but Phase has nice eyes, too.
Adam Rogers
There is nothing about Phase that isn't a rancid pile of flaming garbage. She doesn't even have an ass ffs.
Nathaniel Stewart
I thought things would get better when I was in plat >still getting teammates who feed and dc >people still have the map awareness of a rock >still getting people doing shit like phase mid, muriel jungle, crit greystone >0/7 rampage, 2/12 phase, 1/7 sev, 0/9 wukong
why don't things ever get better
Chase Morgan
Critstone works if the jungler builds tank, but yeah, things are bad all over. Fingers crossed for a ranked mode (or at least that much-talked-about matchmaking overhaul) in August.
John Ortiz
>finally get the three keys login reward >a variant of a Sparrow skin that I already have but don't use >Shockpoint banner >Doomsday Steel, AKA the worst skin in the game
Austin Edwards
be sure to keep loging in for your reward of 500 crafting materials
Samuel Morris
phase related boosting and the influx of new players in lower leagues for people to beat up on has made low plat the new silver. you have to get to around 1600 now if you want even slightly playable games
Justin Murphy
someone last thread was trying to say it was a bad thing if they implemented ranked and had a requirement of L50 and so many heroes mastered at L10, but I think that's actually a good idea. I know mastery essentially means nothing, but at the least the person had the autism to stick to one hero for so long so they must know somewhat how to play
Austin Young
does anyone else have the game freeze at random times for 10+ seconds if they play it through steam?
Samuel Barnes
Through steam?
Eli Anderson
just as a little proof heres a conversation that happened on my smurf while we waited for the lobby to time out after someone dodged
Cooper Carter
I didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing inherently, but simply that forcing it to that level of requirement means that unranked would continue to be the retarded cesspool of tryhards mixed with absolute "who cares its just a game LOL" shitheads that it is now.
Matthew Turner
what's wrong with crit greystone? What should he be building to try and be able to hold the lane more than 2 minutes?
Isaiah Turner
What does crit have to do with early-game? You're not building crit right away, are you?
Critstone can work, but only if you have someone else to frontline. Since his ult regens a fixed percentage, it's a lot more useful when you build health.
Asher Perez
It would be fine if the requirement was rather lvl 6 or 7 with a set number of heroes. Lvl 10 just takes too fucking much grinding, only like 1% of the whole community or less would be even able to play ranked then.
Hunter Miller
>only like 1% of the whole community or less would be even able to play ranked then. good less than that % is actually good at the game
Ian Wood
Ranked wouldn't fix shit then though, because you would have to wait half a fucking day to find anyone to play and it would be the same people all the time, while unranked would still be utter retardfest
Jack Garcia
Are you not supposed to pick "New" when you smurf? Jesus Christ you have to play like 15 coop games before you can play PVP
Sebastian Davis
thats already what happens once you get close to the internal mmr. i always know when im approaching the cap because my queue times go from 4-5 minutes to 10+
James Hall
How many people are actually playing this game? Looks nice and all but probably deader than smite
Thomas Morgan
NAh the cross-play between ps4 and pc actually makes it pretty damn lively all hours of the night and day. Takes only 30-40 seconds to find a match in high gold and low plat. 10 second matchups isn't unusual in silver either.
Aiden Torres
I never have problems finding a game, if that's what you mean. It's apparently harder to get a game at the highest mmr, though.
Levi Ross
considering it a beta game which is currently shit and it has no advertising at all it pretty lively. unless you're 1600+ you'll get matches within 2 minutes max most of the time
no you pick experienced it used to let you play pvp instantly but now you just have to grind less. they massively decreased the XP on bot games though so it still takes a bunch of matches no matter what you pick
Austin Gonzalez
What the fuuuuuccck
Jacob Taylor
I had a Phase complaining in chat that the carry was boring them by not pushing and taking forever to kill minions. The guy was a smurf that ruined the enemy team, so hopefully the Phase was paying attention to what they were doing.
William Reed
how hard is shinbi to learn? Is she REALLY so bad that it's not worth playing her?
James Butler
it he was playing sparrow it was probably me
Caleb Cooper
I just had a really similar game.
The Phase was complaining about Sparrow, so she went to the offlane to help our Kwang, leaving Sparrow alone on the Safe lane.
Jordan Sullivan
i need a searth gf
Ryan Jones
Me too.
Jonathan Scott
I wasn't even mad at this, I was impressed.
Brandon Perry
The enemy team comp is really good so i'm not surprised. Wraith is a fucking monster with the knock knock buff in .1
Xavier Cooper
matchmaking is absolutely fucked at higher elos, otherwise it's pretty alive
Anthony Moore
>tfw I unironically like Phase and I still get hyped from her trailer
Blake Anderson
It's not that she's bad; it's that other heroes do what she does, but better
Ryan Ross
shinbi isn't bad her 1v1 game is almost as good as serath. her problems are that 1v1 fights almost never happen past early game which is the same problem every assassin in this game has and is the reason none of them get picked, and that her ult will never work because stasis gem
Jason Jones
bae
Jeremiah Baker
Anyone got a coherent tier list?
Sebastian Ross
nothings changed post update because the update didn't do anything
Ryder Clark
The gideon change was so simple, but I've killed lots more people with it because they try and jump out of it but because of the pull increase they just get sucked right back in.
Ive played gideon more times this past week than I have since I started playing last year.
Jacob Gonzalez
>that nose
Luke Ward
Anyone else lagging horribly in game right now? So glad the ping counter doesn't work. Good job epic.
Elijah Hall
>Wraith is a fucking monster
Joshua Gomez
this game has been laggy for months now for me despite the ping always saying its less than 60.
Wyatt Gray
Am I the only one who likes the inquisitor gideon skin? The skelly is okay but I think the inquisitor skin is a better aesthetic
Nicholas Price
sparrow is a qt
Daniel Harris
It's not the team comp, it's the difference in elo. I only lost 1 for losing that match.
Easton James
cam is sleeping post your ideas for character reworks
Nathan Mitchell
fuck you say, faggot?
Austin Jackson
I was just mentioning how much I love the Phase balance changes sir they've completely shaken the game up and made every match a contest of pure skill.