I'm currently driving a C5 Vette and having a hard time picking up women...

I'm currently driving a C5 Vette and having a hard time picking up women, what kind of car should I move to to increase my chances?

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She has fat person knee syndrome.

Still bust a load deep in her asshole though desu.

Have you ever considered you are autistic?

What do you mean?

Like socially autistic and weird around people if this is your problem no car will really help.

C5 Corvette isn't ideal for picking up American women, why the fuck do you think we all drive bigass trucks everywhere? We need the hauling capacity to lug their fat asses around.

You really think women care about your social skills when you've got a 5.7L V8 and pop-up headlights? Are you a virgin?

>fat person has fat person knee syndrome

>thinks women give a shit about a man's car and not how clean it is.


Yup, definitely autistic

she has fat ass syndrome

I'm sure you get bucketloads of pussy in your Nissan Maxima.

I'm tall, successful, have TWO really nice houses and I drive a Miata which is said to be a chick magnet.
Still have no sex life due to autism.

Work on not being a fucking spaz. The

If you can't pick up chicks in a vette your problem isn't the car

I got the seats dirty just fine in a goddamn hyundai, cars aren't how you get laid.

She gives me fat dick syndrome

>cars aren't how you get laid

328i coupe

women chat me up constantly whenever I drive my miata

>t. muhammad abdul agremeci

Because they think you're gay

A red convertible, they think it's a Ferrari.

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>I drive a Miata which is said to be a chick magnet.
No sweetie, it isn't.

How tall and how is your face?
When a woman sees you here decision flow is:
Facial asthetics
Height,
Posture,
Attire
The three above decide if she will talk to you
Ability to converse and personality,
>Now she may decide if she will fuck you or date you depending on what kind of girl she is.
Her perception of your wealth ( attire and here is where car starts to matter ).
If she fucked you you cock smithing ability comes into play.

A car only tells a woman. Two things, are you fun and or do you have money to blow.

>I drive a Miata which is said to be a chick magnet.
no, a miata is a fag magnet

>what kind of car should I move to to increase my chances?
a pair of sneakers and a rowing machine.

>Miata
>Chick Magnet

No it's a Twink magnet.

get a bicycle

can't dodge the rodge

OP, this is you
youtu.be/UBCZEqKqHGk?t=28s

t. "MUH V8 GETS MY SISTER WET"

ummmmm no cletus, women think the miata is cute, so then they talk to you. I get more attention in the miata than I do in my 240Z / my dad's E92 M3

Get a yj or tj jeep

Pretty much this, girls don't care what you drive.

Posts pic of chick with her miata...
>what did he mean by this?

How about you get rid of your midlife crisis car and pick up a Jeep JK. Since that's what college girls seem to flock towards and are pretty shallow.

This is weirdly true though. The only time I've ever had girls talking to me about my car was in my Miata. They usually just don't give a shit what car I'm driving

I've also noticed that women love wranglers

>deep
I mean, depth is relative, but 1" is still pretty shallow

>I'm currently driving a C5 Vette and having a hard time picking up women
>You really think women care about your social skills when you've got a 5.7L V8 and pop-up headlights?
wew Elliot

A mini cooper

I always hear chicks like curvy cars

i was getting puss in a $2000 chrysler sebring. Your car has 0 impact on getting laid.

They do, but the Wrangler is becoming a chick truck. I see 10x more women driving them than men. Only Jeeps I see guys in now are beta manlets in some CALL OF DUTY SPESHUL EDISHUN Wrangler, or guys in old XJs/CJs.

>your choice of car is entirely dependent on how well they attract women

Fucking kill yourself Op

It has some impact. If you didn't have a car at all that would put you at a level below beta shitbox status.

A guy who takes public transit or only has a motorcycle is basically a bitch.

>muh trail rated four by four

Spotted the virgin.

I would only own motorcycles if it wasn't for w*nter

>Having your life revolve around pussy

Honestly cars > pussy

>doing a greentext meme backwards
dude how fucking new are you

Only having a bike shows that you are an irresponsible manlet. You have nothing to haul materials, go on trips, tow, or do any kind of work with. You're a little errand boy on a toy, zipping from one fastfood job to the next.

Even pizza delivery boys have cars.

I love how all these betas buy entry-level sport bikes thinking it will get them laid, only to find that girls still aren't impressed by their 120lbs skinnyfat physique on a 400lbs Yamaha.

You are going to the wrong places bro. Pick up women at Bowling Alleys and Outlet Mall Parking lots

>be leaving from work one day
>see weak manlet on brand new CBR
>bike tips over
>he literally can't lift it back up
>laugh my ass off as I leave him to struggle

I thought we were talking about cars, not trucks. I have a toyota 4x4 to haul around dirt bikes and snowmobiles and an audi quattro a4 for dailying. I would sell the car if there wasn't a winter where I live.

Also sport bikes are gay. Dual sports and Sumos are much more fun without having to go the speed of light

>Bowling Alleys and Outlet Mall Parking lots

Those are called hookers.

He is correct regardless of virginity.

Good. Having a bike(s) and a truck is probably the most manly combo 2bh. That or a sports/muscle car and a truck.

naked sports a good
pic related

why do you know what gets your sister wet? and jokes on you my cars are a 4cyl turbo and an i6 nerd

yeah, I wasn't being ironic.

>buy ford focus
>have slept with 7 women since I got it

So a Focus is a pussy slaying machine?

Raping women doesn't count.

how many men

>implying

0

this x100

>no other images found
did you really save that pic from that slut you stalked for TWO FUCKING YEARS?

holy shit user.

truth right here

Take the targa top off and try again.

If you didn't buy the liftback targa top C5 you bought the wrong car.

post mutilation ariel makes me sad

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>I'm currently driving a C5 Vette and having a hard time picking up women, what kind of car should I move to to increase my chances?
you need to at least appear to be an interesting and successful person. the C5 is a self-centered gf/wife beaters car.

keep yourself well groomed and wear flattering clothing. walk a retired friend or neighbors dog on a regular basis. only scam gold digger women care what you drive.

>Still bust a load deep in her asshole though desu.

>tfw my dick is too small to make it past those big cheeks

$10k
> Lexus LX 470

$20k
> E46 BMW M3

$40k
> Dodge Charger RT

$80k
>Cadillac Escalade

$100-150k
>Range Rover Long Wheelbase

UMM sorry sweatie but nobody cares about your ford challanger ok?

>Are you a virgin?
Clearly you are, if you think a car is all you need to get girls to like you

Skip to 7:23.

youtu.be/x8kfCurbSFQ?t=442

You think a fatass like Matt Farah gets women due to his appearance and personality, or because of his V8?

>Matt Farah gets women due to his very rich daddy

FTFY