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IMAGINE MANUALS LOL

Why don't you get a better dole mcfaggot

>needing the dole

this is actually some autistic shit. can we talk about this?

Anybody got some good burg recipes?

JOIN MY DISCORD PLS I AM LONELY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

discord.gg/vqgk4Zs

NOS is a sperg

what the fuck is wrong with this freak? gay love tributes for postie?

I think hes gay for postie bro, and I heard postie asked out a trap to dinner but she/he said no.

High ranking postie alliance member here, NOS is actually homosexual.

That was his attempted threesome with lexcen's GF.

Can we confirm NOS has gay sex?

Bro NOS cannot get enough cock down his throat every night man

Nitrous Oxide here. Don't think for a second I am not onto your game, falcunt. You are a worthless sack of crap that cannot stop dole bludging for a fucking moment. You latch onto others with your parasitic nature, such as "barney" or "skids" and egg them on to shitpost.

But I know it's you, it's always been you. You are a filthy fucking maggot that I will exterminate with the full force of the postie alliance at my back, this time will be your final shitpost. You have made a mistake with your attempt to shame me. I do not care. I made this tribute for Aescyr because we are good friends and NOTHING MORE.

Coming for you nosie boiii

HAHA NOS THINKS HE IS SHIT, MY LS1 CALAIS WILL RUN YOU DOWN

HAHA POSTIE GOO GOO BRAIN XD

Postie has serious mental illness due to the infection of aids from NOS ramming his ass. It has travelled into his brain, liquefying it and making him GOOGOO LIKE A BABY

>good friends and NOTHING MORE.
How much gay sex have you had?

>Engaging in homosexual cum tributes with your postal friends

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Stop using Coles oil for a start, m8.

Why are us aussie threads so shit?

burger stopping in out of curiosity. holy fuck this thread is hilarious

Rundown:

>Postie sucked off a guy at mt lofty gloryhole
>Postie stalked several girls from /mu/
>Postie is behind the bike thread cum tributes on Veeky Forums
>Postie has actual brain damage and this is why people call him googoo
>Falcunt is a giant shitposter and welfare bludger
>Falcunt shitposted PROOF of postie's sick perversions
>Postie flipped out and created a discord civil war, forming his own secret discord
>Giant shitposting war started between the 2 discords
>Postie sent his 2nd in command, nitrous oxide (NOS) around to falcunt's house to pretend to be a cop
>NOS also called falcunt's phone
>Falcunt threatened to bash him
>NOS also makes gay tributes for postie

Is there anything i've missed?

because 90% of people in here are /dat/ discord pooftas

You forgot NOS called falcunt's mother, pretending to be a cop

Also get a ls3 falcunt you poor seppo ;)

amazing. thank you for this new platform for entertainment.

no problem man both sides are retarded
giant shitposters on 1 side and sexual deviants on the other

my mate got ticketed for driving a non p car on his ps, $300 or so and 3 points (vic)
he says if he takes it to court the demerit points dissapear, no matter if the courts make him pay it anyway, because according to him as soon as it goes to court the points are withdrawn and only the cops or vicroads can give points.

I think he's fucking retarded and about to lose $100 extra for the court fee. Does anyone know if he's not retarded?

I brought a fucked up AU falcon to slowly restore and use as a daily driver. So far the mechanical side of things is going swimmingly. But the electrical is making me want to off myself. I've been having battery issues, and then the battery terminals, and now the goddamned battery posts.

When will it end lads? I just want to drive my shitbox around.

Also, what kind of meme shit could I do to an AU falcon? I'm pretty sure I won't be able to sell it for much when I'm done with it in the next few years, so I want to enjoy it while I can.

stick a stage 3 cam into it
modify exhaust
perform LPG conversion if ur concerned about fuel economy
stick a pod filter on it
idk, it's an au falcon after all

>spending money to convert a 20 year old car to lpg
Just buy one already one LPG, hundreds of them around.

>finally finish 4 years of engineering
>Have to find a job
>Have been putting it off, should have put resumes in months ago
Feels bad guys.

Foreskinanon here.

Checking in.

I will be you in 4 years
feelsbadtoo

Never heard of that before. Let us know how it goes.

That is not true, the court can take points and do as a matter of course. They can sometimes forget if the prosecution forgets to ask for it.

I saw a fare evasion case get $1750 court fees and prosecution costs the other day, that was fucking funny.

Mfw my car is in the shop for months

How's life man

Life has been good to me this year. All going well, I will end the year relatively hate-free. You?

thanks for informing me, no one wanted to explain anything

Idk hopefully I get my engine rebuilt with a big cam and make 300rwkw

he's somehow convinced it'll work, and is also spouting the classic "cops r pigs fuck them" even though he got let off for not displaying Ps (woulda cost him his license)
he's not even full retard/bogan the rest of the time either, must be the season or something fuckin retard

Damn it's comfy tonight

Well holeeeeeee shit, the man, the meme. He's back. Where have you been for like, the last year or so? Still have that boyfriend you took the photo of when he was passed out drunk in your hallway?

>finally finish 4 years of engineering
>Have to find a job

You're telling me that after 9 months of mandatory work placement as part of your degree you didn't get an offer?

How much of an absolute academic and social fuck up are you?

And what field of engineering?

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>tfw unaustralian as fuark because got sucked into internet at a very early age when I should've been playing footy, smoking bongs, fingering girls and getting an apprenticeship
>played wow instead

half jealous half glad

>half jealous half glad

All sad.

>flashed for speeding
>disgusting interior
>bumpy road
>high beams in city
2/10

don't forget
>all those lights
>bright LED displays
>ugly dash
whoever thinks this is comfy is likely some sort of gronk cunt

Mt Tamborine or Mt Cootha boys

what car is this? interior is disgusting

I will be waiting for you at Coffs Harbour BP car park once you return from your cruise and I am going to REEEEE the absolute shit out of you. Tell the discord crew to show up and they can witness me REEE the fuck out you. This is what you get for doing nothing. This is your punishment. The only way you will be able to redeem yourself is to keep the Coffs Cops away from me, because I shit myself when they show up, and I am going to give you a chance at that. However, I can almost guarantee you that that will be impossible; I am best friends with HSP & Barney and they will help me samefag /dat/ into the ground. This is going to be an epic REEEE. Make sure somebody is there to film this, even tho I won't show up. it will be the Australian car park letdown of the year and people can bet on it. See you soon, kiddo.

>lightning, going 45 in a 50 chillin listening to some atmospheric tunes
>road ain't bumpy I was just holding my phone with my neck and tried to keep an eye out for cats
>residential sub-urban area at 10:30pm
my16 WRX STi, I forgot to dim the dash. Phone picks up more light than there is

>haven't been on /dat/ in like a year
>exact same faggot drama

How is that even fucking possible?

What the fuck do you people even do with your lives?

Does it come with a seizure warning?

don't b mean pls

low light mode makes it seem a little naff, it's really not bad, even with max brightness.

Spergs with no lives, there will always be drama unless the two discords are united, and currently that will never happen.

NOS > Falcunt tbqh

The coon should be fixed and ready to start by tomorrow evening

Top Bloke out east picked up some FPV rims for me so it's going to get it's stock look back

This, threads are fucking stupid now with these dicksword cocksuckers.

>Not doing both
Tambo
Y u so maf tho? Go get a mafless tune mate.
Time warp
Lol nos drives a stock bimmer and knows shit all about cars.

I've at least broken enough of em to have some clue

Also get rid of that stock turbo before it nades your engine proper
Pretty sure Jimmy/assgayer had a facey group before this anyways.

I'm glad he split this discord as he ran it like his own personal hugbox

Say what u want about shitcord but at least ours has bantz

f-fuck off wagie!

Kak

What did, but I didn't want to work in that area (north of Melbourne).
It's mechatronics.

Falcunt is a pretty big guy and has a lot of anger
Why anyone wold want to actually fight him is beyond me. You'll get wrecked

T. Nosflagging
I'm actually pretty chill and don't pick or start actual physical fights.

I just wanna chill and shitpost till my engines rebuilt and ignore all of this gayness.

Grow up Jim and Ash downs plz

>I've at least broken enough of em to have some clue
So have most women. You're clueless as a broad and twice as ugly.

youtube.com/watch?v=96TU-lfoeeI
really fires my 8 cylinders

shameless bump

Let it die

N O
O

No no no no yes

HEY

What the FUCK has everyone been up to

There is a new prado

didn't dat die because it was just two people competing for who could be the biggest sperg?

I have the biggest sperg

get the FUCK in the discord (the real one) and stop being a postie cocksucker

>gert in the discord that has 3 members and talk about gay shit + anime
no thanks, just accept that you got kicked from the actual discord already mate.

Discord was a fucking mistake

Can we all be friends, just today in Anita's board memory

seems like a cool dude

discord.gg/WseHpJ

no.
dat just needs to fuck off and die.
only people who ever post here are up their own arse hole city fuckwits anyway.

Is anyone going to the WRC round next weekend?

They are.

Everyone on this discord are ruralfags.
Duh

which is why dat and discord don't get along.
dat city fuckwits just want to talk about how much they love animoos and their other pedo fantasies while the rural discord fags actually want to discuss cars.

just go to /a/ if you want to discuss your pedophile fantasies of japanese child porn.

Who cares o is dead anyway we have 80 Aussies in our cord

No you don't last i checked your discord is dead and all you fags discuss is your favourite anime.

My dogs face when

Prove me wrong then, send link, if its not some bullshit talking about anime i might actually post in it.