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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
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>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
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>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>Old Thread

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boypussy

2nd for anime is shit

so... who can hook me up with some microhacks? asking for coldz... i mean, a friend

Is it gay If I want dazed to do me up the ass?

*microtoggles*

burn in hell.

>got wisdom tooth removed
>everything hurts
>can't play csgo
reee

>can't play csgo
y?

...

is fer the anti cheat

>update fuck up still not fixed
fuck off valve

post yfw burgers got btfo

would you guys go gay for felps

versus cheaters, so not a legit match

fuck no
dazed is pretty much the only csgo personality i would give access to my butt

Here, user.
Take a couple each morning for your massive butthurt.

who will choke hardest? c9 or navi?

slavs obv

>C9

L O L
O
L

>I'm a support player

who is she?

Sadly a peanut can only go so far

make sure to pay for gabe's liposuction

if C9 loses tomorrow I'll post my tits

okay esports is over I'm going back to dota

im not gay though

new gun: sawed off except before it got sawed off

this crowd rofl

the hell is wrong with valve

Ask a guy who just got his dick wet anything

You look like a fuccboi

stfu nova trash at least im not some virgin nerd with an anime girl profile pic

>tell myself im not buying skines
>do it anyway
>load up my opskins wallet
>immediately regret it

i want to die seriosuly

>ywn suck a fart outta pansy's ass

Why even live lads

>paying for textures

...

Still playing with default skins because they never drop for me. All I get is cases and sprays. I don't really care but I do wonder if something's wrong.

what does she smell like

i know thats why im mad at myself desu
the default ak is a good skin on itself desu, also dont worry about the drops
I've never gotten anything good either, my best skine was a p250 containment

what chu get son

this mate, wouldve rather spent the money on clothes teebeeaigh

also nice gloves lad

I dabbed on stream around 10am CEST. AMA

how do I get out of LEM hell?
I can't outaim supreme+ but drop 30 vs LE and lower

git gud

Give me a reason not to buy VG248QE

motherless / VG248QE

nothing there?

I miss when that site used to be good

>VG248QE
does 144 hz really make u a gooder gamer, im on 60hz on 64 tick on 600 fps

>tfw stuck in a rut where you are clearly and consistently better than the rest of your team but not good enough to carry them and therefore yourself out of the godforsaken shit tier rank you are in

yes.

>this is what a cuck german looks like

>2 years ago
>was DMG
>stopped playing
>now
>GN2
what happened. I'm almost silver

>Enemy spams gg easy noobs after 13-2 half
>Gets vac banned next round
epic

how often do people get banned for griefing? running in circles at t spawn, team killing, blocking your way etc

they rebalanced the bell curve to sit on gn1 or something instead of dmg

she's too ugly to have this pretty girl confidence
someone answer this

/ourguy/ dazed is playing some more rtg games on his main my dudes

How to get out of nova ?

Learn smokes and flashes.

Whichever one of you fags from here commented on my video, fuck off i hate you all you are all fags.

fucking unsub from me rn you anime cuck bitch

who the fuck are you?

How do I get out of silver 2 hell

5 stack with irl friends

Keep playing.
The only people I know who can't get out of silver are pussies who get disheartened when they vs a smurf and stop playing.

Play like 5 games a night and you'll carry yourself out soon enough.

Anybody getting drops?
I had twitch running overnight and I've got nothing

the major doesnt start in 2 weeks you dumb fuck

@182014254
Thanks, friendo
At least I got to see aimkey9 doing slightly better at cheating.

Odds: play cs
Evens: be productive

hey guys wanna hear a story?
>spend about $50 on skins to bet with
>make my way up to about $600-700
>try real gambling
>lose almost all of it
>sell the rest on opskins
k i l l m e pls

literally me

Learn to click heads. The entire way the game feels changes when you try a different mindset. Go to a DM server, and use the Scout, an AK, and a pistol, and get going.
Get a mic. Comment on people, do callouts. I got someone to win the round by telling him that you can wallbang certain spots.
Also, Prime Matchmaking. That filters lots of low quality people, for now at least.

this isn't a major dickhead

...

Thoughts?

memes aside, why do you think VP will lose all their matches? Also BIG will make it through

>why do you think VP will lose all their matches?
Because they're not as good as the other teams.

>Also BIG will make it through
Yeah, it came down to BIG, C9, or Immortals. I chose Immortals because I think with kNg on the double AWP setup they have what they were missing this last year.

store.cloud9.gg/products/cloud9-fidget-spinner

chain logic newfag who doesn't know who VP are
>thinks faze is good
back to cod pls
its the only way you can support two different flavors of third world

Trash game made to squeeze out money out of retards

r8

Probably like 5/10. Would look better on a redline and with a float value below 20.

better?

you mean ever game made after 2008?

Wait a second, you guys actually talk about csgo in Veeky Forums???
I always think it was a Reddit game
I dont browse Veeky Forums too often

Yeah but this game is a good example and a shitton of games copied it aswell.

People still play this shit huh? Just let it die

>now you have to play a fucking match to get your drop

fuck this shit. I'm uninstalling. this isn't worth it anymore.

Any four eyed dexterlookinass nerds wanna comment on how it feels to play with glasses? Do you feel handicapped, is it uncomfortable? I can't imagine myself playing with glasses on.

im literally blind without them so nothing wrong with that.

Isn't it weird looking through glasses, and having to wear them, though>?

whats weird about it ? how autistic are you?

I don't know, I don't wear glasses, calm down nerd. It's obviously weird not directly using your own eyes like they're intended to.

twitter.com/Thooorin/status/883568138570412032
is thorin /ourguy.?

no

...

Depth perception is weird at first. But I guarantee I'm more coordinated than you, since I play tennis at a state level.

So guys, I have 1.2k usd in my OPskins account.
Wat buy?
Thinking howl, dlore or huntsman doppler sapphire

>I play tennis at a state level

ez