Tfw a girl puts her feet on your dash

>tfw a girl puts her feet on your dash

Is there anything better?

Does she take her shoes off? because if not fuck that tracking of potential dogshit on my dash.

...

of course you dumbass, all you need to do is tell her that she must take her off if she wants to put her feet on her dash

>tfw beautiful view
>that lovely smell

homo detected

Those wasted digits...

They're your feet baby.

>tfw I tell that hoe to take her fucking feet off my dash.

>girl closes her eyes and flings her hands in the air when the top is down

Miata has been the opposite of "gay" for me

>girl in my car
nice joke friend

spoken like a true homo

>girl puts feet on my dash
>it finally crumbles away into a pile of rust

>tfw driving a girl around and putting your own left foot on the dash to show off your super advanced clutchless shifting technique

Get on my lvl scrub.

She might eat her own knees in a wreck.

>filthy thot getting her nasty feet on my perfectly clean dash

go back to

>not wanting some bitch's nasty feet on my dash somehow makes me a homosexual.


absolute state of Veeky Forums, full of mouth breathing retards.

spoken like a true homo

let me guess, vaginas are disgusting too?

Especially when she's small and you got a truck. Seeing her try to climb in is hilarious.

mods

homos

>homophobia
back to your cesspit

nothing wrong with gaybros, the problem are the woman hating homos

>cesspit

Poor choice of words homo.... (considering you like to fuck other dudes in their cesspits)

This.

I have yet to experience this feel, feels really fucking bad man

>women arent allowed to put their feet on the dash because i dont like it
sexist pig

>being so sexually inexperienced that its a super hot big deal

poor virgin op lol

lol virgin op btfo

he cannot recover.

ITT idiots with poor car hygene standarts

>says the guy who can't even propose a threesome to his imaginary gf

...

if you weren't a permavirg you'd know quality women aren't into threesomes.

>muh pure aryan waifu

spoken like a true virgin, no surprise at all Prez/poo/

he doesnt have a dash to put feet up on anyway, cous he has no car Roflmao

>anime jpg

and you wonder why you're a virgin lolol

except I am not a virgin ??????

sure lol

i can't understand feet fuckers

>le foot fetish!! xd
the most normalfag of all fetishes, go drop on down to reddit like you belong you insufferable dumpy fuck.

I'd have to have a girl in the car first to know this feel

And I can't understand guro fuckers, or watersport fuckers, or furry fuckers, or asmr fuckers, or fart fuckers. Fetishes aren't really supposed to be understood, you either have it or you don't.

>puts feet up
>airbag goes off

>there are people here who want girlfriends
non lonely drivers get out

>feet on dash
>crash
>knees through skull

really makes you think

feet are disgusting
you have the worst fetish out there

>
smell?? are you fucking kidding me?

For real
>the absolute state of nu-Veeky Forums

>Creating your car
Have you tried not being a shit driver?

Same

It’s the patrician fetish. Go back to your 2D fur porn

Fuck me. I love veined, boney, fanned old lady feet. Holy fuck. If I was him I’d have her feet in my lap all day

I once was into feet but then i stopped caring about them and now i'm a new man.

Mfw Virgin

Tfw no gf

You are probably into dick now

This

The last thing that went through her mind was her knees

So much this
Melania is such a qt

Tfw never had a qt my age in my car in the three years I've had it.

She gonna be killed if the airbag goes off famalam

I agree

>patrician fetish
>not even a sex organ

t. permavirgin struggling to get off to any normal porn

>footfags