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>STATISTICS
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Rev up them TI memes

>NEWS & STREAMS
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Why didn't EG drop that worthless piece of shit Cr1t?

>Weakest players on EG are NA players
So this is the power of NA dota woah

>EG
>EG
>EG
>EG
>EG

Based our guys

d2g's misuse of the term honeypot annoys me

LMAO 9k damage Shartour Dota ladies and gentlemen

I'm actually Australian and plan to shitpost regardless of who wins

nth for dota sluts

fuck me they got manhandled

this is why you don't let NA players on your team

The fuck was that

Rtz sucks

>Pick Bane
>Lose
SH1T?

reminder

guys!! red alert!!

the yuros have caught onto our honeypot bull prepping excuses

we need to now shill that it was due to memeback gold and that we never cared anyway

don't forget to refute the fact that EG is reddits team!!! that fact will hurt us BIGLY, don't let them continue spouting facts

resist!!

>OG does a bad draft
>OG concedes 15-20 kills
>OG wins the finals against VP

>OG does a bad draft
>OG concedes 15-20 kills
>OG wins the game against EG

is this OG's secret weapon? do bad drafts and concede a shit ton of kills? how do we stop this crazy strat?

>carry visage winning
>will be nerfed inevitably
please no icefrog don't take my free mmr

Wew you sure are mad about EG existing my dear redditor

>EG back to throwing as usual

nice redditspacing yurocuck

based aussiebros

>pick bane
>pick mirana
>pick brewmaster
>lose
lmaoing at the dumb fucks thinking EG (a TI winner, not a 9th-12th garbage team) gives a shit about this LAN
lmaoing HARD

Well there goes NA's chances at top 6 at TI

I feel you Visagebro, I got like 200 FREE MMR due to him please Icetoad have mercy

i am actually bermudian and i roleplay as an australian false flagging both yuros and burgers in order to bait them into launching a jihad against australia

>pick meme draft
>lose
lol

Imagine being so affected by NA banter you write paragraphs off text on Japanese anime forums.

This is the life of the yuropoor

EG just got BLOW THE FUCK OUT by Notail's carry visage

Think about it.

step 1
>do badly in honeypot lans (aka non major events) so people think your team is shit
step 2
>abuse memeback gold because you actually understand the game unlike sh1t, shartour and zairrhea
step 3
>collect trophies

Sumail's invoker is so shit

Ana is actually better on both invoker and storm, no wonder he's like 3k mmr higher than sumail

>imagine responding to them

>LMAOPICKBREW XD

why doesn't EG like winning?

>win TWO games with carry visage
>T W O
>now retard drafters will waste a ban on it against OG at TI

Is fly the greatest drafting mastermind of this generation?

>le d2g has its own personality xD this palce is speical
no it's not you fucking redditor, this is not your safe space where you can say dumb shit because you won't get karma or whatever the fuck you call the skewed system you have to assess post "quality". fucking kill yourself and tell me where's the burial so I can pee on your grave you fucking 19 yo sophomore cocksucking faggot

which heroes penis would you suck /d2g/?

Do you think OG lost intentionally against LGD to kill EG and get a free round?

Only two players on the current eg roster have won a ti

yes

when are doturds 2 growing up and playing real games?

He only knows how to play lane dominating shit. Anything other than that and pass the laning stage his infantile mind will falter and it shows with his mediocre Invoker and Tinker

>zairrhea
lol

none because d2g is a hetero safe space you fucking degenerate

may mike pence visit you in your sleep

HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

Dragon knight[s dragon form]

>seeing EShit getting rekt by the comeback Storm they love to run with
Priceless.
>b-But muh honeypot!

wat da fug :DD

now this is embarrassing

>Hot chink girl never speaks, just looks at the camera

WATCHING GRANT STREAM WHILE EG GETS DESTROYED IS THE BEST GET IN YOU PANSIES

step4
>9th-12th at TI

retarded yuro captain

you sound mad lad

remember when VP handily and without trouble beat dc and np using meme strats

VP lost a bo3 against LFY that same tournament

DC and NP are SHIIIT

Did you see that draft for game 2 vs LGD though? I would have believed if they hadn't try harded that much, and lost to a sheepstick Medusa of all things.

>le admiral obesity
nice one redditor i bet you also spam shit on le twitch chat right? kys

shut your mouth, mason is the best

Why did EG hire the wrong immigrants?

>Winter chatting how cute the girl when he is a married man

What a disloyal slut

Which hero will be picked in the next meme draft?

>triggered by a reaction image
next time you'll say facebros are pol

Ebola demon

I still don't know how did Timber fall off like he did, he's a great Bristle counter and also shits on most fragile carries

>getting baited so hard
Embarrassing

WR for Farteezy

>i'm just pretending to be retarded
everytime

wtf I went to take a dump and came back to see that EG lost

what happened?

You guys are so mad.

Sharteezy sucks ass

What is Grant on? I want some of that.

EG went the same way as your dump

I'm not the one you responded to, faggot

mirana is so shit right now
how can she be so sstupid and useless - good for absolutely nothing
0 damage, shit laner, can't roam, shit support

her existence is a joke, she's aged terribly as far as the game is concerned

they gave up map control for a single rax

>be not chinese
>pick tide
WHY?

arteezy got killed by storm 4 times in a row while alone farming a linkens that did nothing, even then they still got rax but didn't touch shrines god knows why

>picking Lich
WHY?

deny creepz bruh xd

welp 2-0

honeypot

I am suprised Luna deathball comp had not been picked yet when DP and DK were pick that much.

EG only knows how to pick heroes that win lanes

FREE...
...EXP?!

+150 damage talent

IF CAPTAIN SH1T CAN WIN THE DRAFT


we fucken lost boys

>Grant hates FUCKING LEAFS
Based

>not jerking off over each free creep deny you get ontop of the cheeky last hit creep denies you manage

full pleb

can that one autist who peruses these threads around the same time everyday just leave?

you sperg out about everything and it's honestly pathetic and just sad

you know who you are and I'm telling you this in all seriousness, you are on the spectrum

get yourself checked out by a medical professional if you already haven't and collect some autism bucks

>clinkz and lich

Skeleton meta is back boys

me?

>reddit spacing
>Racist frog
kys

memes overload

GIVE ME ALL THE FARM I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

no not you friend you're pretty cool

>reddit spacing
Ur autist

Nice facebook meme faggot

PREPARE TO SEE THE UNMITIGATED POWER OF 9600 MMR

>lumi is still breathing

dotards?

is she not allowed to talk? the other two casters dont even look at her

>Zeus has an Arcana
wtf when?