/aog/ Attorney Online General

So might I.

Elaborate; Please.

I may make a video made with the intent of promoting and providing an overview of AOV, likely recording from the client itself

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>Lets add more normies to AOV

theres already people getting offended because we use nigger and autism.

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Rescind Non-AA Boundaries Rule

yes: 15 55%

no: 12 45%

Poll Fails. The next poll will be "remove rules 10a and 10b". To vote, "/pm Votemod" 'yes' or 'no'.

What's the most retarded you've felt in a case, /aog/?

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Curious about this strawpoll.me/13388293

torpedo
time
shits

>Nams just shitposted rhoda to death in global chat

>rhoda baited namu to start shitposting in global
>namu fell for it
>rhoda will never get punished

>namu didn't shitpost but instead made a sound arguement the tranny couldn't reply to

A reminder that this Sunday(9/07) (aka Tomorrow) at about 12pm EST the practical portion of the mod exam will take place.

A server will be put up at 10 am and we encourage people to get together and prepare a case for what will be torture for the steno.

There will be one graded and one ungraded phase to test the mod applicants. The "nature" phase, where a few specific players participating in the trial will begin causing trouble and ruckus from inside to the point when moderator action will be required, will take place first and be graded. After all available applicants have gone through this phase, an ungraded Chaos phase where anyone in the server will be allowed to storm in the case and break any rules they want to disrupt it. All moderators will participate in this phase together.

More information here:
docs.google.com/document/d/1ZGo0VnGmMl3QtdaUC-ehVC-jGqqUHZM_fZSPxWBxooc/edit?usp=sharing(edited)

Considering 2 different mods were posting conflicting information and someone asking for clarity, being lazy, difficult and obtuse while saying "stop bothering me, check the doc so I don't have to answer" is not good moderator conduct.

fuck off rhoda

>not just asking the admin for clarification

Is there anything that's stopping you from giving your answer in global? Should everyone be forced to PM the admin to know what the poll is actually for? Maybe I'm just not getting why it's so hard for Namu to say `/g Yes, Irisbot wrote the wrong thing, it's actually X.` or `/g No, Anongrill wrote the wrong thing, it's Y.` after going to the mod discord and asking since he obviously has no clue what's going on.

probably because I was watching something at the time and not paying attention to my client directly? That's why there are ways to contact me directly

Also, now that I've read the actual question asked, I had already told Rho*a the answer to that question in the Discord almost an hour ago

Pretty obvious they are :^)'ing Nams

Name the names

:thinking:

When will you make an Anongrill exam where we need to answer questions about my waifu, Anongrill?

Poll Fails. The next poll will be "remove rules 10a and 10b". To vote, "/pm Votemod" 'yes' or 'no'.
from Anongrill in the Discord.

Be sure to vote via pm Votemod! [Remove rule 10] Beep boop brush your teeth everyday!
from $G[0][Iris Watson]

$G[5][Rhoda Teneiro]: Wait isn't the poll supposed to just be for 10a and 10b?
$G[5][Rhoda Teneiro]: Just saying [Remove rule 10] is vastly different than [Remove 10a and 10b]
$G[0][Scuttlebutt]: nigga just vote
$G[0][Scuttlebutt]: the poll wasn't made by us, we are just polling it on the server
$G[5][Rhoda Teneiro]: Having an incorrect description is disingenuous to the people who are voting.
$G[0][Scuttlebutt]: It was made by someone, with that wording. Make a poll later if you want to remove that specific rule later.
$G[0][Scuttlebutt]: Rhoda, we didn't make that poll. Our duty is to repoll it in the server.
$G[5][Rhoda Teneiro]: The discord announcements say it's for 10a and 10b, whereas the server poll says just rule 10. I JUST want to know WHICH is correct
$G[0][Scuttlebutt]: check the strawpolls doc.
$G[6][Hazama Honoka]: it's the same thing you idiot
$G[5][Rhoda Teneiro]: It's not the same thing.
$G[0][Scuttlebutt]: Check the strawpolls doc.
$G[5][Rhoda Teneiro]: Removing just 10a and 10b keeps porn in /g banned. Removing rule 10 entirely lets people post porn in /g again.

Anyone not in the discord who sees global but does not check the strawpoll doc would then end up voting under false pretenses. H*ck I didn't even realize it was on the strawpoll doc until Nams said to check it.

after the mod exam. I need to make time to grade your answers.

right...short answer is Iris misspoke. The poll is as I had described it in the announcements here and on the discord to remove 10a and 10b, not rule 10 as a whole.

I hate rh*da t*n**ro

Clovo who was Iris admitted to the mistake in the discord. Also said she'd fix it in her next beep boop

>Clovo admits to his mistake and already has it fixed
>Anongrill willing to say Clovo misspoke and what the poll is for
>Nams acts as unmodly as possible and shitposts when asked a serious question

really flares up those synapses

>AO3 development has begun

NEVER EVER

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i'm still pissed

What happened?

le 5 wpm man happened

Reminder to pick someone who is going to actually fill the timeslot required, and that should be a priority when they all do good in the test.

And also, just add ONE more mod this time, please.

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we need more meme OC

>Client begins to stop randomly right when I sign up for a case

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Who are you rooting for in the mod exam?

Isn't literally the only person who'd be on in the correct timeslot actually just Liquid illuminati

Like, literally THE string-puller

Empress Liquid of course.

Mommy S.

>first case I decide to commit to gets turned into a meme case
this is going to be
f u n
u
n

not noise or liquid the former is *hoda's crush and the latter has done everything rho*d wanted from day one.

Starting off ok so far.
We've made it to Peter "Holmes" Parker after all.

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What's the worst objection you've ever seen a player do?

Who is Moses?
But it was hilarious, so I can't possibly get mad.

The chaos is reaching a fever pitch.

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>four simultaneous testimonies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Five, actually.
This is the true face of the chaos trial.

>five more testimonies

I hope the steno(s) can endure.

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It's over.

I can't believe we made it through all that.

>case was docbombed 5 times over
>had for a detective
>five witnesses doing simultaneous testimonies
>TWICE
>gone on for six or seven hours
>And it was still good
I had a blast

>began as prebuilt
>became a chaos trial
>ended fucking strong

I must be dead or something because this doesn't seem real.

and at nightcrew hours too

>Prebuilt turns into a chaos trial centering around Perter Parker.
Why

I haven't touched AO in like a year, is it worth dipping my toes back into the water?

define "worth"
I for one just come here irregularly for my lawyer fix. Sometimes shit's good, sometimes shit's bad, but it's sufficient. For more information wait for burgers to wake up.

The mod exam will start in a couple of hours, that means in about an hour the setup phase will begin. If you wish to spectate, please defer your attention to the exam server.

Is cuckington going to be a mod finally?

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Don't make me post memecaps all day people, find something to talk about

We need a steno for the mod exam case.

Please.

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What are your guesses for the order the mods took the exams in?

1. Phantom (boring and uninteresting)
2. Sigma (totally overwhelmed)
3. LD (calm, cool, and professional)
4. Noise (didn't take nearly enough action)
5. Liquid (process of elimination)

3 must have been sigma given how much he botched the commands.

>"chaos" phase of exam was more controlled than nature phase

>LD
>calm, cool, and professional
Actually
>3
>calm, cool, and professional

1 was Phantom, 2 was LD, 3 was Noise, 4 was Liquid, 5 was Sigma

1 was Gato
2 was Gato
3 was Gato
4 was Gato
5 was Gato

All of them were shit

user ur shit

Empress Liquid will win! She must win!

But seriously, he is the only person in that timezone who is midly reasonable and more useful than Ginamod and Namu with the updates/content and he'll probably lose to a shitposter like Noise or a retard like Sigma.

Don't talk shit about my wife Gina "If you're underage, get in the cage" mod

>All of those options
They're awful in their own special way. I'd rather have none of them.

Who would you have liked?

unironically Rhoda.

Mod Kysjoy to fix everything instead.