League of Legends general - /lolg/

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post dick and i shall give thee

>He would rather impreg SG Lux instead of SG Jinx

???

I think it's people going AFK and/or having a toaster.

t. somebody who ocasionally goes AFK after the Nexus goes down because five minute post-game load

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Best girl.
Best friend.
Best wife.

Draven!
Best guy!
New SG skins when???

>Be Lux main
>Kassadin is coming back into the meta

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>Shields your entire combo
>Does 90% of your HP a second later

Psh, nothing personal... Kid...

Xth for silencing Lulu and abusing+groping her in SG college

Lesbians shouldn't get pregnant!

As he is the greatest champion in the game, I demand you post more Fiddle memes.

If you can take advantage of pre-6 poke, you should be able to outfarm him and get a kill. Additionally, try to roam as much as possible after 6 to snowball lanes.

Mid-late game, you should stick behind tanks and use your range to QER enemy carries.

That nerf actually had no impact on lulu being obnoxious, it all had to do with the dorans shield change

There's none left for Jinx after Lux drains me dry

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

reminder to always camp mid lane

I want to go exploring in Lulu.

doing you a favor

>silencing

literally how?

>japanese client
how autistic are you

STOP LEWDING LUX
>STOP LEWDING LUX
STOP LEWDING LUX
>STOP LEWDING LUX
STOP LEWDING LUX
>STOP LEWDING LUX

Respect Lux's personal life and choice to save herself until marrage!

Post the fiora one

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But lux can't marry garen

>new skt skins are ass
>1350 rp price tag

yikes

cute ward, though

But she is married! To me!

Sorry but I'm gonna keep lewding her and you can't stop me

INCEST HAS NEVER BEEN PART OF THE LORE

>Pic related

I want to pump Lux full of cum on a dangerous day while you're forced to watch!

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>urgot level bad

Why do people say this
Urgot might be boring as fuck but he isnt weak at all, hes quite strong actually
Just slaughter these fiorababs

The Akali space mission was a success.
Congrulations everyone.

Food delivery to ISS complete

>Hot Japanese chick gets knocked up by 3 guys

How can my friend have 2056 wins and 2620 losses and still be garbage at this game. Literal bronze rank

>tfw made the horrible mistake of playing ranked during the weekend when all the shitters are on.

Welp, time to contemplate suicide and play runescape for a while.

>Lesbians shouldn't get pregnant!

by stuffing her mouth or putting my hand over it to muffle her screams!

Thats a nice ecchilu

Yare yare daze.

Thats why they need me to fill them with cum multiple times a day

>Garen loves bad girls
>In new lore mages are considered the baddest people Garen could ever meet

>Dumbass Riven main locks double top in a blind pick game
>Screeches autistically and tells you to go mid
>You don't
>He goes afk, then your 3 teammates go afk
>They ask the enemy team to report you even though you're the only one not breaking any rules

I mean I'm not even mad since even a x9 report won't ban me

Sona's better off without that slut anyway. She should go find another cute, honest girl like herself.

>Lux main
Fuck off, roastie

I mean, if they were grouped and you locked top in and just went there without regard for what anyone else is doing you are in the wrong user.

Why not both?

Would you drink a Lulu smoothie?

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what did you.. d-do to her?

>tfw have failed plat promos 6 times now

>Haven't played Legal Legends in ages
>Decide to play a game
>Pick Vlad
>Enemy picks Lux into me
>Alright this should be really easy, there's no reason a Vlad should EVER have problems with a Lux
>Somehow manage to outplay myself and die to a Lux three times in lane as a Vlad
>Still win game with a positive KD

I've never wanted to throw myself down a flight of stairs after a win so much.

Obviously Yorick's rework made him a much better, much more well designed champ, but honestly I kinda miss him being a green hunchback

but that won't stop her from using her spells against you.

I wanna drink Lulu's homemade smoothies

Felt the need to dust off Urgot when I saw the remake removes everything about his kit I like. Had a good old time reminding them of a Champ that shits over generic top lane picks like Riven.
I just wish they didn't have to make the new guy so damn generic. It's fucking Tom Hardy in some Eggsman Machine who specializes in chip damage. Everyone will be doing his job better in toplane with barely any of the risk.

It's made from freshly blended Lulu.

i miss ghouls

I miss his old visual design too, but the new one is far from bad and the dialogue and characterization is fucking top tier.

How good would it feel to cum inside Elementalist Lux?

IT DOES
Lulu cant cast spells while silenced!
Stop trying to ruin my fantasies!
You'd grope her too if you had the chance

Yeah I wish his current ghouls had more personality

No it isn't bad, but he just looks like another typical big guy. He's got the same shape of body as Braum.

I'm gonna fill Sjokz with semen and make her feel attractive when her belly hits the size of a beach ball

I liked his old hobble-skip he had going on but yeah I do like his new design.
**Makes me wish they didn't make Maokai such a fucko in his new voicelines. I miss his old ult and old voice which sounded more tired but treelike, new one is just an angry druid**

>he just looks like another typical big guy.
I do feel you there. It's really the voice lines that I enjoy, and the taunting between him and the maiden is excellent.
>You could be Infinite!
>I am Enough.

We all know that if you want to silence someone you don't stuff things in their mouth, you drop your massive sword on their head.

give me a 3840x1080 wallpaper please

literally just google league 4k wallpapers

Sorry user, it's the truth.
Even if you had her hands tied behind her back, Pix would ruin you.
And I wouldn't grope her if it ended up getting primal bursted to the face from her husbando.

Sjokz is 30 and probably looking for a suitable mate to settle down with. What do you have to bring to the table?
Income?
Job?
Status?

The same as cumming inside any other girl, you virgin.

>suitable mate
>posting in Veeky Forums

What the hell is this from?

4.20 sandbox mode
i can setup a sandbox for 1.0.0.86 (the urgot release coincidentally) if i apply myself and get a mac

Wait, they fucking nerfed Galio when he was fucking shit already?

try 20

Why is Sona so perfect?

I just want to get plat again and be done with this game to be honest. I'm convinced my promos are eternally cursed on this account, one of my friends even queued with me on a smurf and the 3 promo games we played were all 2v8 and we lost em, so sad.

RATE my Nidalee strat

>go jungle as normal and get whatever the fuck you normally get only make sure to get the warding jungle item instead of the red or blue smite
>first item once you finish echos is Ardents
>then Zekes
>then get athenes
>just be a support cuck and perma buff your carry while chucking spears
>FREEE ATTACKS SPEED?? FREE ON HIT MAGIC DAMAGES
>free wards out the ass and you made the enemy jungler sucky with all your counter jungling!
>shitty lategame doesnt matter anymore because you built utility shit anyways!

Its been working for me so far.

I'm peering over champion.gg. Why does Fiddle have such a high winrate? Why is Kassadin so high period? Is Jhin good again?

Because she has both.

THIS

tits because ass is worthless

DONT MAKE ME BEG FOR IT

afro samurai

>Cum inside girl with literal magical powers
>same as any other girl

i wish i had friends

wait are you serious?

was this the chick he fucked that made the teddy bear cuck guy angry? I dont remember this at all

no but it's the same mangaka