You wake up tomorrow to find your car has been stolen

You wake up tomorrow to find your car has been stolen
How would you feel about it?

Sad that your pride and joy is gone
Or happy that your barely functioning shitbox is finally out of your hair?

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I'd be pretty fucking pissed... I love that truck

I’d probably start drinking.
And smoking.
And damn near every other thing depressed people do to keep themselves running.

My car is one of the few reasons i’m Still able to keep going anyways; if it was stolen I would just give up.

>yfw you have such a shit box it not even worth stealing

how can /nicecars/ even compete?

A couple months ago happy as I had full coverage on the fucker.. now I have PLPD and it needs a lot of work done... so.... probably pissed at this point.

I'd be pissed that I just lost $3k on the wheels since insurance probably wouldn't care about them

I would pick up the GPS tracker, a ski mask, and a pistol.

Somebody will die.

>cucks are ok with you stealing from them
I-is this real?

>this fucking brainlet cuck reasoning

I'd go postal on the motherfucker that did it if i manage to find him.

Well my shitbox project that ive got about 5500 in is insured for 7k, so id be ok with it i guess.

My new DD, eh... i owe 16k and id get about 21-24k. Either way, pissed, but eventually happy.

I doubt anyone would get very far.
I live in america and its got a manual transmission, manual brakes, and manual steering.
Drives like a tractor and turns like a bus.
struggles to go any faster than 65.

This is how Liberalism/Socialism is supposed to work. Wtf.

With all the time and effort I've spent buying, maintaining, and upgrading my car, no way a thief could love it more than me.

My kike-memetrap finance-mobile? Go ahead bitch steal the fuck out of it saves me the headache.
My A70? Heads will fucking roll. pic related

i don't want my car stolen

this. i don't even lock it. good luck getting it into reverse without knowing the secret shift code.

>That edit
Hahahahahaha

What a cuck attitude. This is everything that's wrong with the world

>And damn near every other thing depressed people do to keep themselves running.
You mean driving really fast and cornering like a madman?

Well I just bought it so I'd say pretty fucking peeved.

>utilitarianism brought down by its own self-defeating reasoning

If you tell your insurance company about mods they'll cover them.
Except expect to pay $20 a month for your $3k wheels.

bike cuck

geo metros are fun aren't they

I would be so fucking pissed if my car was stolen. That pic though has some retarded thinking a thief is not going to steal something for enjoyment they're going to try and make quick cash by selling it

imagine the kind of beta fag you gotta be to come up with a comic like this

No, Owlturd just has literally zero self-esteem.

Not to mention utilitarianism is the absolute most retarded moral philosophy

Fuck. You.

delete this

Car is insured for 3k more than its value so pretty good.

Is the joke here that the thief wasn't black?

Tweakers are a thing.

vengeful
and no people don't take care of things they steal

>owing money on a car
>owing money in general
get a load of this guy

If it we're my nearly dead shitbox id finally claim my stolen payout and get a new economy car. If it was my truck, I'd trigger the lowjack and wait for a call from the police

This

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>car stolen
>they get it to highway
>go deaf from road noise
>return car
I make no money at retail so I'd be a bit sad for the gas gone

That's adorable.

File a report, then get rental car paid by insurance broker. I'd feel sort of happy about getting something back from them fuckers shafting my account. Be pissed after they giveme a god-fucking-damned F150LX since these are the least rented cars here.

what a cuck

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Royally pissed off. I'd be calling around hoping to figure it out. I don't leave anything of value in the car.

Wouldn't be hard, I leave it running all the time when I head into the store in my hometown. Anywhere else I take the key, lock it, and flip my accelerator pedal sensor
>Home town is a village of ~500 people
>It may start, but no one's going anywhere, clutch is to heavy to take off idling anyways
>Idle is turned down to 600 just because I leave it idling all the time
>Really dislike drive by wire desu

>Paying in full
>Not increasing your Jew credit score

I'll enjoy my 1.99% interest rate on the 8k car I financed.

I use to open new lines of credit for free money, but those offers finally stopped.
>X company offers me a card and a free $300 if I spend $500 in the first month
>Use card like a bank card for the first month, enjoy my free $300

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It will be a nice thing, it's a Porsche, but the engine is dead. have fun to stole it !

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>black guy
>stealing a bike
They won't do it because you can't run very fast if you're carrying a bicycle.

I've had a truck stolen from me before and I really liked it. Spent a lot of time renovating the fuel system from tank to lines and putting in a fresh pump. That little mazda b2200 ran like a fucking champ. I was beyond livid with rage after spending so much time in an open garage in the evenings, working my ass off with my dad on that car, because I needed it to run so I could get to work and school. That was one of the few years we actually had a rough winter in Denmarkistan, too. Being a poorfag student, I didn't have money for theft insurance, so I just had regular liability on it. I had to spend all my savings on a new car a week before I'd have gotten theft insurance on my truck.
So, if someone stole muh fuggen volvo, I would buy a new one, I would find them, I would torture them and I would drown them in a back-country bog as a sacrifice to the old gods. Fuck thieves.

Need help to find an illustration for the first bubble
>Thx

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draw a dotted outline of a bigger dude grabbing him from behind

My car got stolen once, it makes you feel sick. I got it back but the fucking scum trashed all my CDs and other shit.

i wouldn't even call the police, i'd make it my mission to kill whoever stole my truck.

>owlturd

What a fucking cuck.

This strip has to be a joke, right?

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KEK

Cucks like that do deserve it. By not standing up yourself, you enable leeches that go on to prey off of other people.

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pissed the fuck off because it would be the 3rd car that's been stolen from me
also confused because my car is in my garage and its a completely stock 8th gen accord, who would go through the trouble of breaking into my garage just to steal such a generic car?

>i was rape

>than i am sad to been raped

Damn. I lost contact with that web comic

There goes $400 of perfectly good corolla, guess I'll buy another one

I'd be quite angry indeed
It wouldn't be difficult to steal my car
I'm able to open it and start it using the key for my other Honda
I'm guessing it's the same for other Honda's of the same year

Oh I would be pissed. I would shoot my neighbors dog. Then I would shoot them. Fuck those guys.

WE WUZ RAPED AND SHIEET

Joke's on him, I have installed a special ignition fleshlight inside the steering wheel so the car can only get started after it sampled and recognized my cum based on DNA analysis. Otherwise, the rotating-dildo in the drivers seat springs up and crushes the thief against the roof and spins uncontrollably until he is ytorn apart from the inside.

call the cops
grab my gun
get in my truck
go out looking for it

oh no! my shitty maxima. good thing it's insured for twice it's actual value. guess i'll just have to drive my weekend cruiser till the in-sewer-ants jew pays up

i used to think this but then it got stolen

everyone deserves to be hurt t. hurt person

I would actually probably fucking cry.

I've poured so much work into the damn thing.
It's like it has a part of my soul in it.

>how to larp: the post

>I was rape
>I was rape
>I was rape

Same. I'm extremely paranoid about losing my car. I've even thought about removing the ECU and taking it with me in my bag, so the only way they'd be able to take it is if they towed it

I'd go hunting. Still have plenty of repo gear left over. Plus a gun.

And call my insurance and get my payout there. Car can't really be replaced though. Getting too rare in the U.S.

Jokes on you. My car is so embarrassing that nobody would steal it for fear of being seen in it.

What ever happened to a kill switch under the dash

What is it then, user?

Nissan Micra K12.

There is nothing to be embarrast about this one. Japanese quality engines and long legacy of reliability. What is there to shame? Looks never matter on cars, only when it comes to aerodynamics and cars total fuel effiency.

>liberal cucklogic

I mean, I paid $4k but would get a $7k payout. So that's fine, but I don't want to lose my car, it's mine, I like it.

It does look rather weird, user. It's brilliant, but there's a reason everyone prefers the K11.

Utilitarianism - not even once

Well, first I'd look for it.

Then I would be beyond pissed. Like, crying. I'd probably get some smack and relapse. It would not be cool.

I got it over 9 years ago not running, refurbished it over years (with over 3x the money I got the it for and hundreds of hours), and I learned to drift in it. I can do superhuman shit with it and I would feel like I lost part of myself. I keep getting temptations to get a turbo Subie as a DD but I can't imagine driving another car around, even though I'd keep the miat.

And then... even with all I've put into it and how much I love it... insurance would likely give me no more than $1,200 for it even w/ full insurance that does cover theft.

This is off topic but deep fry that picture a little bit and it would make a really good miata reaction image

Like so?

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i'd be heartbroken, it's still my first car and has taken be on a bunch of road trips
i would also be secretly happy and not show my parents too much enthusiasm about buying a miata

Fuck this nigger, had my bike stolen when I was a kid, found out which shit head kid did it (was a small town) and shot him in the face with a pellet gun.

I'd only say that to troll the dindu's family after I shoot him in the back

I had a shit box civic that I didn't even like get stolen and it hit hard. There was just something about it that felt personal.

Can confirm though did start smoking and drinking a lot.

Sad, angry, and then really fucking confused as to what kind of fuck decided to come a mile down a side road off of a highway in rural backwater nowhere, then another mile down a shitty little dirt road with nothing on it, just to steal a beaten up Prelude that's just waiting to blow up another part from some hick in the woods in the middle of the night.
I'd miss it though, I like my Prelude, even if I am always on edge about it breaking the next time I take it out.

If anybody stole my barely functioning shitbox, I'd be out for blood.

i didnt ask for this