Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I reach the calibration point for mmr. What hero should I spam on those 10 games to get a nice MMR?

I know how to play Viper, Spirit Breaker, CM, PA, Sniper, Drown.

Any of those its ok, or should I learn another?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKjg65Xz-E&

when will valve allow us to choose the gender of heroes with cosmetics ?

visage

you should be playing unranked

Viper is probably fine, it does a lot of damage and doesn't die. PA is good if your dotabuff says "normal skill"
zeus is real good

>male Lina
would he also be a giant slut?

Troll Warlord and Luna

viper unless you want to be full on support slut CM

not as slutty as male CM

calibration games won't influence your mmr much

umm CM is pure...

>tfw no CM (male) arcana for only 50$

viper is a perfectly good safelaner
whats the enemy carry gonna do when your attacking him with a skadi and his 5 seconds bkb runs out trying to kill your ass that has 40 armor and extra magic resist huh?
fucking nothing

then again what the fuck are you gonna do

He's not going to attack you, he'll just kill all your teammates and walk past you to take your towers.

what if he like just walks away from you
what do you do then

he cant kill my teammates/towers when he cant even move before succumbing to my poison and deadly autoattacks
>walking away
>from skadi viper
lol

*blinks behind u*
*kills the rest of your team*

I have this RARE tinker set

dota2.gamepedia.com/Submerged_Hazard

Anyone want it? willing to "trade" it. (AKA Gifting because valve is a bunch of fucking jews enabling DRM on hats)
Link profile if interested please. Looking for a Crab Nyx specifically but will accept offers.

So he'll walk a bit slower than usual. Viper just tickles any proper farmed carry after 30 min.

skadi viper is like 180% slow or smtg

>viper with a mjolnir and his passive
>tickling
what did he mean by this

can these retards stop picking fucking lifestealer in my pubs
this hero is fucking dogshit and we had no good infest target in our team

you try that and tell us how that goes champ

i did, thats why im shitposting about
mjolnir gives viper
>attackspeed
>fast farming
>extra damage
>a shield that synergizes well with his passive and tankyness
need i say more?
the shackles of a meta dont contain me
nor should they contain you my metaslave friend

immortal III when

Im pretty retarded. In wich part of my dotabuff should I read "normal skill" or "high skill" etc

>There is people who play Overwatch in this general right now
I'm onto you

Nvm I just realize what you are talking about. Sorry

it doesn't work, because it won't trigger with viper's orb

but then again why would anyone subject themselves to ge pain that is playing viper

i think it's safe to assume you're in normal skill
it's written in your match list btw

7.00
Maelstrom's Chain Lightning is no longer a Unique Attack Modifier.
Mjollnir's Chain Lightning is no longer a Unique Attack Modifier.
6.87
Viper
Poison Attack is no longer a Unique Attack Modifier.

>orb
what are those
thought there are only attack modifiers now that stack with everything haha

fucking icefraud, really?
I swear, this mechanic needs to come back.

Tobi is so annoying and cringey I can't stand him

the only UAMs left are ODs, mana break, and lifesteal from morbid mask and items that build from it

fuck off cyborgfat
tobi is /OURFÜHRER/

Tobi is one of /ourguys/

Oh right, so these sugar drink ads we're getting in the stream..
I've started diluting my diet soda with water, 1:1
The beetus actually scares me despite me being underweight
Iced drinks are nice, hopefully I can ween myself off soda but still wouldn't mind 1:1

you mean durka right

tobi has always been and will always be our boy

holy shit why brewmaster ult is so fucking BAD
give 30 ms to every panda after split, give them passive phase movement and make brew revert to his original form after split niggers die instead of dying with them

NIGGA JUST DRINK WATER JESUS

How do you lose all 3 of them? Earth is hard to kill and wind just ghost walks away.

just make it so the ult summons storm spirit, earth spirit and ember spirit

or
just play brewmaster as a rightclick carry with a radiance so you atleast stay semi-useful if youre forced to pop ult

Look dude, it's a relatively cheap luxury drink I have that makes me feel good

>being afraid of a little beetus
pussy

I don't want my toes to fall off or suddenly collapse on the street in front of my future kids
Sue me, sir

just cut out all soda excpet occasionally when you eat out or go to a party lmao, soda is cigarette tier of putting bad shit in your body.

>wanting kids
>sir
el réddito!

no reddit doesnt want to have kids or advance their life in any way because of the rise of racism and drumpf, but really they are just manchildren who are trying to blame their failures on a mean president.

>antinatalism
bonjour reddit

its actually decent thanks

unless it was changed and i missed it, vlads is the exception and not a UAM; its why AMs used to build vlads for a couple patches

>thinking kids actually add something to your life
you wont fool me redditor

Hey /d2g/ quick rundown, when is undying a good pick?

I'm queuing right now and I think i'm gonna pick him

Vladimir never was Unique, it was always an aura.
That's the entire point of the item.

well it's an aura not a modifier so it's been built on AM since forever

being underweight is a common characteristic of Type I Diabetes.

reminder

Will the squishy heroes become even more squishy?
Can they get the tomb stone?
Can you build tank and tank ahgs or support?

really really wondering who might behind this post

He's shitty version of Phoenix. Don't bother.
Tombstone went from one of best early teamfight abilities to a joke.

I have always rooted for the team that picks more interesting heroes unless EG, Na'vi, or VP are playing

vlads has always been an aura thus not an orb

oy vey go- user, i dont know what you mean

If you have Type 1 you either know or you're dead.

he said "morbid and the items built from it," i was just clarifying; i know vlads is an aura

phoenix isn't good vs trilane

Is damage-oriented winter wyvern possible/viable/good?

Is type 1 the one where you're born with it?
I don't have that if it is and I don't exactly have either type1/2 symptoms (touchwood though)

type 1 is genetic
type 2 is the one the develops from obesity and unhealthy lifestyle

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

UNDYING WAS JUST PICKED

who wants to be valve announce a dota 2 card game at TI7?

I was just pointing that you shouldn't rule out diabetes just because you're not overweight.

Also sodie pops are poison and you should daily intake.

>play CK
>go to lane with OoV, Mango, and some regen
>either free farm, or literally just kill anyone that thinks they can come into my lane for the first 15 minutes and fuck with me
>emerge with Armlet, Treads, and Echo Sabre
>build BKB before 25 minutes because I'm not dumb
>shit stomp everyone in team fights for next 20 minutes because I'm a fucking farmed CK
How do you lose with this hero? I understand that the ulti is kind of shit against teams with AoE, but 5k HP critmaster horse man doesn't even need his illusions to be strong as fuck from the beginning to the end of the game.

you are still blind my son, unlock you true potential

what about diet soda? :^)
atleast you wont get the beetus from that

Yeah I know dawg
I can confirm I didn't have it because of my last blood test like 2 months ago

>no battlefury
pleb

SG are known undying pickers, its one of the few heroes their 4k supports can play

that sounds awful, why would you turn wizard chess into a wizard card game when hearthstone holds the monopoly on that

I'd play the fuck out of it, but balance would be an issue. What kind of card game? A simple one like Hearthstone which would be trash? Or one like MtG?

>it's another LiNaThEsLaYeR episode

not nerfed enough desu

I thought gwent was the superior autism collector game?

>hearthstone
>monopoly

blizzard only holds a monopoly on blizzdrones, hearthstone hasn't killed any card game

video game* card game, i misspoke

You're basically shit sniper.
No, it's very obviously not good.

well my 2 favorite heroes huskar and enchantress also have great porn potential so im still good
.mael>battle fury on non-am heroes, especially heroes that have crits and illusions.

AND THIS... IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER... BEYOND