How do you outrun the police? Ever been in a car chase? Did you get away?

when I stormed around them on roundabout, they probably didn't catch it (bad angle, even if they were recording). That is why they probably went after me without any siren/whelen lights. I had a significant advantage cuz I imediatelly turned to onramp and went on highway, they had to start a car, get going and follow me. Roads were fuckin empty, it was just me and them, not even taxi drivers around, wasn't hard to watch my rearview mirror and see lights coming from the same onramp and then closing on me. I was speeding the fuck away, redline shifting and yet they were catching on me - still far away, maybe 400m gap in the end when I decided to leave highway and lose them in near suburb. Luckily I have some semi-decent racing skills, did some tarmac rally stages in the past and have a handling-friendly car, know local roads so I kinda had the upper edge over them and quickly increased the gap when in suburb - and lost them by turning left as much as I could and hid quickly.

Tbh, on my way back home in taxi, I have seen like 10 patrol cars driving back and forth, they have clearly called it in and there was a hunt for my car. Luckily pigs were too lazy to check every car park, they probably thought I was still on the run.

They can issue a ticket to vehicle owner - and then vehicle owner has to either pay or provide a proof that owner was XY. If you don't, it is your car, your responsibility. Only way out of it is to claim a car theft imediatelly, which I didn't, so I would be fucked anyway. I wouldn't mind paying a ticket, but speeding on roundabouts, cutting lanes, not slowing down, hooning, etc.. that is a driving licence grab and hefty fine in here.

In other words, by escaping them, I didn't make it any worse than it already was. If they caught me imediatelly or after 20 minute chase, fine and licence termination would be the same.

Where do you live that that's the case? I'm in America and if the cops came to my house after a hoon session I'd tell em to fuck off my property

quite easy, all you need is the ALL NEW TESLA ROADSTER, ONE TO SIXTY MILES PER HOUR IN ONE-POINT ZERO-NINE SECONDS.

Wait.

So you guys are saying it is 2017 and they still don't have those GPS tracking arrows ready that they shoot out of their front bumper up your ass as soon as they get as close as 50ft to your car?

EU, eastern part, where cops still believe in good old socialistic practice of beating the confession out of you. That is of course unless you happen to hand them couple hundred euros together with licence and registration...

it'll take about 15 minuets for a choper to get fueled up, in the air, and on sight. if they even bother.

but yes, a chopper means you are fucked

I've seen a few instances of bikes outrunning a chopper. Usually involving a busy city and back streets or hiding under an overpass.

I fled a traffic stop while the cop was running my license. They sent me a letter telling me I was being charged with dui and misdemeanor obstruction of justice. I lawyered up and the obstruction charge was dropped and I pled no contest to wet reckless.

>driving drunk
Just kill youself now so you wont take anyone else with you later.

California Roll at stop sign
>make a right turn
>suicide (motorcycle) cop on my ass
>slow down
>he uses his sound system to tell me to pull into the next drive way in the right
>I slowly crawl to that drive way
>the end

>be early morning
>going to work
>90s shitbox
>can barely see jack shit through my perspiration covered windows
>late for work
>long straight
>I should floor it
>floor it
>getting up to 70mph in a 35 zone
>112.65408kph
>lights start flashing behind me
>cop was right behind me and I couldn't tell it was a cop car because of my low visibility
>I try to pretend like I don't see it
>keep going fast
>eventually slow down
>pull over
>the end

All they need is to hack the iPad that is the dash and turn it off.

Are you a fucking time traveler? no they don’t

OH.
Forgot that post quickly again please.

if you're on a performance bike, in a small maneuverable car in a crowded area, or are just exceptionally lucky, then it is reasonably possible to outrun a chopper. I mean chances are that you'll just end up with a longer list of fines/charges and/or property damage/injury, but it's been done before.

I've never really ran, but I guess I've evaded the police before.
>1 am friday night
>road is empty
>just got in a street race like 5 miles up the road I'm on
>driving home
>it's a 35 mph zone, most people do 40 or so
>going 50
>cop drives by me in the oncoming lane
>watch in my rear view mirror as cop pulls a u turn in the intersection a few hundred feet or so behind me
>hasn't turned on his lights but cops around here like to wait until they're on your ass to do it
>just going over the crest of a small hill
>cop disappears from sight
>immediately kill my lights and turn off onto a side street
>zig zag through side streets while still going 15 over the speed limit
>made it home without seeing another cop

>How do you outrun the police?
Using the Lan Evo i got from Earl with its misfiring system, can smoke anything

>offer marijewanna firendship to cop

>be me
>be speeding on two lane road on way home with ditches on both sides
>see cop
>o shit nigga
>check mirror
>he has lights on
>is slowing down
>know he has to do a 3 point turn on this skinny road
>drop shitty 4banger down a gear
>floor it
>hit intersection and fly around the corner
>keep it floored till i hit dirt road near my house
>fly onto dirt road
>park car in garage

GG EZ NO RE

Lucky

>back in uni
>driving around on dirt roads at 80 to relax after exam
>early 90s shitbox
>tfw suicidal
>see sheriff in a van coming toward me
>pass him doing sanic speed, almost side swipe him
>see him 360 in mirror
>fuckfuckfuck
>slide left around corner after a hill at a 4 way intersection
>take sideroads back to dorm room
>smoke ciggy and try to chill

Not too exciting, but i got lucky af

>see him 360 in mirror
Why were you worried then he would have been going the same way as before

Yes and yes.
they were waiting at my house when i got home.

Head for the nearest Airport, preferably international. It will take them some time to get air clearance, if it's busy enough. Saw it on "Worlds Wildest Police Chases", the only time I saw someone actually get away on that show, when being chased by a chopper.

I thought that was a meme honestly

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>>license suspended for rolling a stop sign
which authoritarian shithole do you live in?

Toronto drag racers are notorious for racing in residential areas near the airport for exactly this reason

Newfags

lurk more newfag

I've shared this story before, It was probably the dumbest single thing I've ever done.

>17
>in my dad's 2000 mustang cobra
>driving down the highway coming back from visiting a family member
>speed limit is 60mph
>just cruising, Look up see a cop pointed at me doing radar in the middle of the highway
>look down, Doing 84ish
>bunch of cars behind me doing the same speed
>panic and floor it as soon as I pass the cop
>can see him pull out behind me after the cars pass and a huge cloud of carbon behind him
>running though gears like a madman, don't even look down but I know I was going at least 120-130
>curve in the highway
>kept it punched in 5th and took the next off ramp after the curve
>passed cars on the shoulder then yielded to a red light and kept it floored
>my heart is beating so fast I can literally hear it over the exhaust in chest and ears
>floor it though a few more lights then start driving normally though whatever city I was in (I had no idea where I was)
>after about 10 miles I pull into a big mall and back in next to a tree
>go inside and watch the car from the foodcourt
>hand still shaking like an alcoholic and heart pounding
>waiting 2 tense hours
>tried to eat something, Couldn't....too nervous
>after another hour I walk around the parking lot looking for police cars
>still fully expecting police to converge on me at any moment
>see nothing
>get back in the car and drive home
>replace the tv splitter with a broken one I never threw away so my dad doesn't see the news (I later checked, It wasn't on the news)
>still sick with anxiety for the next 3 days
>replace the TV spilliter again
>I actually got away with it
>never do anything like that again, I don't even speed 10 over

That was 11 years ago, I still cringe when I think about it.

I could have easily crashed my dads pride and joy AND gone to jail

Not me, but my crazy-ass little sister circa 1990

>She's racing someone else in our Mom's 1984 Ford Tempo(!)
>Both cars get pulled over by Sheriff's Deputy, sister in front
> Deputy gets to other other car, my sister takes off
>Deputy tells that person its their lucky day, he wants the runner
>Sister manages to get to a subdivision
>Parks in random driveway, kills lights and engine, ducks
>Deputy drives past her.
>Waits a good half-hour, gets back home.

I want to point out this was a rural county in the early 1990s.

Sister later rolled another 1984 Tempo onto its side. She got out, pushed it over, and drove it home

Not cop evasion but a funny story nonetheless

>Just got full license
>Sober driving drunk mates around in one of their cars
>Have to stop to pick up random slut for a mate
>No spare seats.jpg
>Drunk ass car owner
>Nah allgood bro I'll hop in the trunk
>Pick up slut and carry on
>Police checkpoint
>Shit they can see him in the boot
>Detour side street but they had an ambush laid
>Throw reflective windscreen cover over mate in boot
>Can I see your license please?
>Open wallet, it's not there, fuck it must have fallen out at the supermarket
>Sir please step out the car
>Fuck
>Give him my license number, we clear it up and he is happy
>Is this your car sir?
>Nah it's my mates, I'm going to pick him up now
>Cop looks him up
>I'm just going to call him sir to make sure
>Oh shit his phone will go off in the boot
>Silence.mp3
>Turns out drunk mate had smashed his phone earlier by accident
>Ok sir, drive safe

My first time getting pulled over too, shat bricks.

A cop pulled me over one time. He tried to say that I was speeding, but I didn't want to pay for a ticket, lol. I called him a faggot and drove off and nothing ever happened.

Kek

Your sister sounds like a fun time.

>doing 155 in fast line on the beltway at 4 in the morning
>crown victoria in the slow lane doing the speed limit
>get within a thousand feet
>he puts his lights on
>cant really claim it was 1000 feet l was rolling
>killed my lights and got off at my exit
>got home and went to bed

>Run from cops
>cops don't chase
>put in license plate number
>find your address
>Arrest you at their convenience

Yep
>be in 2000 slp firehawk
>coparu on the opposite side of the road making a left turn
>didn't see him
>be doing like 15 over
>see lights flash
>fuck this shit
>floor it up to 160-170
>pigfat SUV couldn't even keep up
>pull off into my neighborhood, park in garage and watch out the window for a solid hour

You either need to get really lucky or ride a bike. I wouldn't risk a chase with anything less than 700whp and on a highway. They'll radio for backup or a chopper and by then, it's over. You won't escape a chopper even on a bike.

The one time I did manage to evade them.
>late at night, empty highway, music blasting, doing 120+ in a 65
>fly past a bridge
>in the corner of my eye, see cop car hidden behind it
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>don't even wait for flashing lights
>floorit.exe
>in the distance, see flashing lights
>immediately take exit, turn off lights, a turn, and another turn, and park behind building.
>jump out car and enter nearest restaurant
>heart beating, hands shaking
>nothing happens
>wait 30 more minutes and drive home doing speed limit

fucking dumb.

They have to prove it was you driving the vehicle

Get a liter bike

>Leave work after nightshift
>Hooning like a mad cunt on my XR650R, wheelies, burnouts etc
>Pull up at red light camera'd traffic light intersection for highway
>Waiting for green, look in rear view mirror, blues and reds catching up quick
>Fuck that, move off road onto footpath and pin it
>Move off footpath once non fenced bushland opens up and take a 5km cross country trip to next road
>Ride like a saint the rest of the way home.

Not much of a chase but my heart was going mach 1 and riding at night in bushland with stock dirtbike lighting is sketchy as fuck.

Maybe in burgerland. I find it hard to believe that you could claim it was stolen while it's sitting in your driveqay

Nope, registered owner gets a ticket if they can't provide the name of who was driving.

Story from friend
>late to work one morning
>speeding
>friend and like 10 others all speed past cop hiding with his radar on the sidewalk
>headed towards intersection
>just past the lights are two cop cars ready to pull them over
>everyone quickly scrambles into right lane and turns right at lights
>floors it down side street
>no one got caught

>presumed guilty until proven innocent
Real nice

Fuck it makes sense. Ever since they paved a stretch of Burnhamthorpe near me i hear people late at night racing. In the 2 years I've lived in the area I've seen maybe 3 cops total driving on the same stretch.

You evade them until you're out of gas then you shoot yourself in the head.

>driving eastbound in central washington
>flying about 100 mhp in a 50
>get popped on laser
>see the cop,hes in a F-150
>hit the exit ramp and speed up to 120 on a state route
>escape his line of sight and hide in a parking lot
>leave my car parked and literally hide in the bushes
>come back a few hours late and go on my way

as seen on tv!

>doing 100 in a 65
>notice bright white lights in rear view mirror at a distance
>keep speed of 100 going as I take exit onto different highway
>they're not letting off
>drop a gear and get up to 120 before upshifting and continue going WOT until I hit 150 ish
>notice that they're still following me
>take exit and pull over onto dirt road and kill my lights
>5 minutes later and I notice a black suv with white doors
>ohshit.wmv
>they can't see my blacked out car and turn left instead of right
>I start up my car and hide under an overpass for 15 mins before cruising back home.

Newfag here, pls explain.

Hang out in /b/ for few months, you'll get it

moar greentext! anybody do this shit for fun here?

>Be me 27
>Be finishing new audi cause got cool new job in tech
>Going to go drive it
>160mph down a highway in Midwest area, pass by pokerhouse
>Suddenly lights behind me
>Dont hit gas but dont hit brake
>Just keep going at same speed
>Cop car fades and I get off at next exit with my lights turned off
>Leave car parked on random road and go smoke a couple cigs
>No cops ever show up

Pic related is what car looked like

Its not really fun unless you want to up the stakes to felony with prison time.

If you run, they still got your plates unless youre lucky.

If you remove plates you are a whole new level of fucked unless you are okay with 5 - 15k on a lawyer.

Really the last true outlaws who get away with this shit are motorcycles. Cars running from cops is just a meme now.

No I dont wanna

Honestly I see 2-3 cars without license plates anytime I go out anywhere here in Alabama. I'm from Pennsylvania and let me tell you, shit would not fly there.

But I also know guys that have flip up plates at the push of a button and I know a guy with a stunt bike that has no fairings or plates.

Granted I wouldn't try to get away from the cops unless it's dark on an empty highway I know well and I'm going at least 70mph faster than the cop car.
Of course whenever it's raining really hard I fly about 120mph in the left lane because Subaru AWD and sticky summer tires and I know there isn't a single God damn cop that would try to catch me in that. Especially not in an SUV or crown vic, MAYBE if the guy has a Taurus SHO somehow.

>peel out in my rice rocket
>see officer at the kwik stop
>kill head lights, take next turn
>residential area
>take next turn
>paralell park
>hang out

he probably didn't even care
he probably never thought about trying to pull me over
he probably wasn't even in the parking lot like i describe in the greentext
i'm probably just autistic

Did you drop it in L for maximum respect?

360 degree turn, moonwalk away.

Not me, but my friend has

> be friend
> Junior in high school, doing stupid shit
> weed, drinking is about it
> driving his newly acquired geo tracker 4wd on a snowy night on a highway in Iowa, not even registered
> cop signals him to pull the fuck over
> drunk, high, no registration or insurance on his tracker, all hope is lost
> gets an idea: cut into ditch middle of highway and go into corn field
> slows the fuck down to 35-40, goes into ditch
> 4 low on, crawl up ditch
> cop does same thing, but bumper first into ditch and plus he's in a non 4wd car
> friend escapes into corn field and lives to tell the tale

I don't really know if that happened, but he's a crazy fucking dude. He's out of the Marines and works as a mechanic at a dealership, driving a cobalt. He helped me with my celica now and then.