Tfw parking far from work for free and taking an Uber for the last half mile is cheaper than parking near work

you cant walk 800 meters? it takes all of four and a half minutes

>half a fucking mile
You burgers are the weakest race, enjoy WWIII when Wong finds your fat ass stuck in a Walmart aisle

>all the chinks have to do is target Wallmarts and instantly kill half of American population
>they target McDonald's and kill the other half

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>college
pfsshh what the fuck?

Not if I'm at the top of a staircase

Some people work downtown in skyscraper buildings, they are usually compensated really well and parking is not exactly part of their benefits package, dumbass

I'm gonna miss work being a 5 minute walk, it makes the morning routine so simple
>eat, shower, brush, shave last thing before bed
>wake up at 6:45
>get dressed
>be there at 6:55
>start work at 7
It's nice

Well it's a huge office building 200m away from a metro station, of course they don't give parking spaces to every office drone working there. Usually there's just parking spaces for upper management and paid parking that's $5 an hour.

I also noticed that owner parking lots are way bigger than the other paid spaces, a fucking S-class parked there has a ton of space left while I struggle parking my Focus in the paid of the parking lot.

Right so you're getting scammed. I don't give a fuck what they're paying you

>drive ute
>Park in loading zone
>slap Dave's plumbing services magnetic sign on door
??????

>skid to leave

Buy yourself a nice foldable commuter bike and stick it in your trunk.
Paying $8 a day for an uber to and from your car is surely more expensive.

what i like to do is find the nearest residential street and park on the sidewalk there, usually a 2-3 minute walk away tops

No, my job has free parking because I don't live in a ratzone called downtown.

> nor having personal parking lot for employees

>implying there are personal parking lots in central london
ask me how I know you live in the middle of nowhere

>tfw living and working in a rural area
I live in the middle of nowhere so lots of parking space