What is the most retarded/autistic shit you have EVER heard about cars?

What is the most retarded/autistic shit you have EVER heard about cars?

>Hyundai is Honda

>my 1.2 litre hatchback would beat a Ferrari on a track cause its small

my friend thinks if you angle your side mirrors a certain way you don't have to check your blind spot. same guy had head on collision with a firetruck that had it's lights and sirens going. always putting dents and scratches on every car he's ever owned and he thinks he's a good driver

>My awd Lauch will overcome the fact that I have a 150hp engine in a 1.5 Tonne shitbox.

>STI's are better than evo's

Tell him his's a bad driver

most trips on Veeky Forums

>dude look at that MR2
>it's a Mazda 323F

>crown vic is a fast car

>alfa romeo is reliable now

>a genesis coupe 2.0 can beat a V8 Challenger in a drag race because it's lighter

...

>Kia makes a good car no like srsly this time u guise

Given that it blew up within a few seconds, all the genesis has to do is make it to the finish line to win.

>F-150s are basically tin cans now because they are made of aluminum

>my car is superior to yours cause it mine gets better gas mileage

>implying implications

fuck wrong image. i swear i'm not a faggot

>fuck wrong image. i swear i'm not a faggot
Sure thing furfag

Kek.

But one thing I heard that made me cringe was "MPG and lightness don't matter"

>All RWD cars are either god machines or god machines waiting to happen
I say this

Digby a cute. Also, you gay man.

evo's are objectively better.
better awd
more power
look better.
not driven by vapelords and dykes.

>if I took out the back seats I would gain about 22hp

He thought he would literally magically gain 22hp

ONE
BIG
ADONKEY
MISTAKE
AMERICA

>Not even a 323C

Lordy

>engines primarily use magnets to work

When I asked him what he thought the gasoline was for, he said it was for lubrication.

Holy shit that's amazing

>Tesla makes good cars

>inb4 asshurt Tesla shills

Sometimes autists are right

Kia makes reliable cars.

My prius doesn't need an oil change. It doesn't have an engine...

BUT MUH 100MPG* SUPER SPORTS CAR THAT ACCELERATES FASTER THAN ANYTHING EVER MADE!!! TESLA IS FASTEST CAR ON PLANET!! SUPERCHARGERS!!! POWERWALL!!!! MEGAFACTORY!!! MODEL 3!!! TRUCKERFAGS BTFO!!!
*measured under ideal conditions, extends for first year of battery lifespan

This.

DELETE

>American cars aren't shit

Stinger says otherwise.

>imagine being this retarded

Samefag.

"dude fiats are so reliable car and driver said so"

Fuck off with this shit.

Kys

Maybe he meant per ton

>all seasons are better than summer tires
car """enthusiast""" bud of mine tried to tell me that

That's a meme being perpetuated by (((auto experts))) and driver's ed instructors on behalf of the (((DOT))). In reality what they propose you do completely removes easy visibility of both sides of your vehicle and makes keeping a lane a nightmare as well as reducing the overall width of your view.

>Subaru is American

Actual exchange with a coworker talking about my 87 Merc 300TD:
>why would you want to drive around in a grocery getter
>just get a truck instead
Tell him that a truck just isn’t the most practical choice for me right now:
>but... it’s a truck

This is what most truck fags I've dealt with actually think. Arguably I have no reason for wanting to get a sporty car other than driving fast.

Gonna need a source my man

Where do I start with this one?
>Captcha: Carrer Ford