Looking for well paying crimes with low arrest rates

Looking for well paying crimes with low arrest rates

Be a corrupt cop

Too long a process need cash now

kneepads, I think the guys in that painting could use some.

Have you tried J.G. Wentworth?

Call 877-CASH-NOW

Become a loan shark that's pretty much the apex of risk/reward. Seems like you don't have money to lend though.

Blowjobs, prostitution, sell shit off Craigslist, do odd jobs, mow lawns, shovel snow. Use your brain, faggot.

wed dealer

Taking dick in the butt works.

The sucking industry is taken by Veeky Forums though.

Maybe from the hidden wiki?

Yeah, but then you have to break kneecaps if people fail to pay. So not only do you not get your money back, but run the risk of getting arrest for violence or dying from retaliation.

It's a grey area but if OP is willing to suck and fuck old gay dudes he can make money meeting some on seekingarrangement

protip: get on a truvada prescription first, you definitely don't want HIV

OP's been doing that for free for years like the silly goy he is

President of the United States

Kek. Politics in general op

Male prositition on Grindr

Many such cases!

Stock options and arson. Good luck, you'll be a blip in the radar so you shouldn't get caught.

investment banking

This.
Much success. Move to a state where they dont have body cams though.

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>no tits

how much do people make from that?

buy ethereum

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Puppy mill.

Working for wall street

In my area, $50 for heads and $100 for anal. You've got to be good-looking and/or cute though.

>get on a truvada prescription first, you definitely don't want HIV
At this point, herpes is peskier than HIV because people with AIDS live long thanks to medicine but herpes is annoying with all their sores.

is this what i do if i have long term payments but i need cash now?

Investment banking.

got eeeem

Bootlegging Denim

Morbidly curious as to what this is

*tips ononymoose mask*

Selling weed is the best way in most european countries atleast

Most allow you to carry 5g++ while it is not allowed to buy/sell, but can hardly prove it and hardly do anything when you carry more

Selling weed is definately profitable in AUS/NZ aswell