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May > Clarkson > Hammond.

But as a trio, the very best of entertainers.

>Hello Sir,
>Do you know why I pulled you over today?

RIP IN PEACE DRAWFRIEND
DIED AN HERO

sup

do the other two speak to clarkson still? i would be kind of pissed if i had a cash cow job were i drove supercars everyday and traveled all over the world on the BBC's dime and lost it cause this faggot got pissy about food.

>what is the grand tour

nice rock you got there

This.

I like them all alone too much something about James.

Yeah they quit and went off to help him spearhead a new top gear with hookers and blackjack. I'd say they're all okay with each other. Otherwise May and Hammond would of just trucked along with Top Gear and the BBC.

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post more rare james may

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They stuck arround and now they get fre money from Amazon to go shoot in the Bahamas and basically do whatever they like.
This all ended pretty well for them.

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>says the NEET that never goes outside

>rare May-Mays

Is he , dare I say it, /ourguy/?

I think he's too slow yo be /ourbloke/.
Although that might precisely be the point.
Also, what are they laughing at, Br/o/s?

t. triggered fatty that doesn't even have the energy to keep up with recent tv shows

how's life as a 900lb meat boulder?

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is that all you got, m8? Sad.

>czech'd

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hullo

*dabs on the haters*

y u mad tho?

Kia stinger bullshit spec or one of the articles calling it better than an M5

Post your "Dear Kia shill..." sperg screencap too while you're at it

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ill post all three

Has James May ever looker jamesmayer than this?

That's as James May as it gets

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>there's some moisture on my spectacles because I started weeping
God I hope James never stops doing solo work, it's always entertaining.

OUT OF MY WAY AMATEUR SHITLORDS

i read this in hammond's voice for some reason

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I bet that's how James really does pick up qt gfs

Not only do they make much more dosh courtesy of Bezos, they still do projects for the BBC in their spare time. Jezza popping the cunt in the gob did them a big fucker of a favor.

What was all the fuss about with this, anyway? IIRC he'd already made sure it was unloaded and safe, and he was checking to see if the barrel was obstructed (safety step numero dos) by doing the usual thing of sticking your finger into the chamber and peering down the barrel to see the light reflected off your fingernail.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE CAAAAAAAAAAAR

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>no stripey jumper

he was too good for 5th gear

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May > Hammond > Clarkson

1 outta 3.

Hammond is the worst.

>terrible driver
>thinks he's the best
>crashes super exclusive electric supercar prototype in the most amateur way possible
>local hill climb racer says no good driver would crash like that, because they wouldn't
>Hammond sperges out about how race drivers crash all the time and it was the cars fault etc

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This was one of my favorite things to do while watching TG. They deliberately put the hotties in the front of the crowds. I remember seeing some in particular that were waifu material.

Youre retarded
If you want to check the barrel that badly then you disassemble it and strip the barrel off the gun.

>That
>Hottie

Oh well, it's britain after all.

>not knowing about ghost bullets

>clear gun
>know there aren't any bullets in it
>have to disassemble the gun if you want to look down the barrel
>because you might shoot yourself with the bullet that you know isn't there

Who's retarded?
Sometimes you can take safety precautions too far, common sense is good enough.

I liked Hammond in the Bond special, but that persona he wears in the show is a tad too forced

He is terrible in every show he is in

Fixed that for you, troglodyte.

but now it could be coffee or bovril

his best scenes are when his redneck starts showing and he goes from 'mild-mannered entertainer' to 'foul-mouthed country boy'

But that was in USA

Herbal tea is not tea.

This. He's only really funny when he isn't playing the character.

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Goddamn now i'm imagining how much of this got cut out of the whole show

he'd kill me for that but i think that beard actually suits him.

>CYAAAR
ftfy

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

Sorry to burst your bubble but it was scripted. It's all scripted.

Is James May going on tangents about old aircraft scripted? The camera cut-aways when he starts is obviously scripted but I'm relatively sure they can just sit him in front of some scrap metal and he'll automatically talk for hours about its history.

>james likes a woman in uniform
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Hammond is a qt pie

"Cute" is the right word for a manlet like Hammond.

You shut the fuck up, I'm warning you.