Going for a drive with a female in a few days. What do I do?

>not perfectly coordinating with your girlfriend so that she shifts with her chest as she sucks you off

Obviously not fully erect. Some people are growers, not showers.

made me lol

Guy must be gay if he's still soft

"they say AWD system cars can't corner efficiently" prove her wrong !

Show her how a true alpha male drives WOT pulls, hard on the brakes, hectic skids in the turns. Either it gets her wet or she walks home.

Probably has ED from masturbating too much.

dont crash

Tell her vulgar jokes until she demands to be let out of the car. Then leave her by the side of the road and don't answer any calls from her.
Works every time.

insanity
do this please

do a handbrake turn.

Jerk off on the passager seat beforehand so your jizz can swim up her pants

show up drunk

Make sure to bring the handcuffs and chloroform

>tfw cable snaps and you just look like an idiot who cant park

that was a good thread

>qt acquaintance brings her car over for some fix up
>drive her home with it before working on it
>spend the whole drive mumbling about what a piece of shit her car is and how mine is better

>make sure that your car is clean and doesn't smell weird
>don't try and impress her with your toegay skills (it won't work)
>drive smoothly
>don't be a retard

>sniff her seat
Oh god, I remember that shit.
Didn't he get caught doing it and she never spoke to him again?

Don't be an idiot and don't follow any relationship advice Veeky Forums gives you.

Also be genuine and don't act as if your entire ego is at steak.

Also stop using the term "female" to describe people.

>stop using the term "female" to describe people.
THASS A FEE MALE, DEE BO!!!

kek

Real advice coming thru

Be relaxed, agreeable, dont do any of your Veeky Forumstistic driving or human quirks

Basically be chill and dobt be weird everything will go well

this
most people here act like hot grills are aliens

Don't talk and wear a scorpion jacket

I hope I don't have to tell you to clean your car, since it should always be spotless
don't try to drive really fast and crazy unless you know her well, it's likely not going to impress her at all unless you get really lucky and score with a car girl

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I have no faith in Veeky Forums

play this song
gets any girl into your pocket
youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M

Keep your pee per ultra clean in case of an unexpected blowjob

>tfw girl sits in the back seat
How to recover when this happens? I'm thinking of smearing pizza on the backseats before I pick up girls so that they're forced to sit in the front, and so they think I'm social and had all the pizza for a social event or something, but am also super busy with life and haven't had time to clean up.

Jesus user

>How to recover when this happens?
Holy shit how do you go from "I'll go user" to her not wanting to sit next to you before you even start your car.

I’m so glad people like this exist so I can feel better about myself

What are you driving?

rip

same lol

IMO, unless you were giving her a good reason like creeping on her or being a thirsty mfer, someone going out of their way to avoid sitting next to you like that is basically the same thing as calling you repulsive to your face. She nonverbally insulted you and you had a right to call her out on her bullshit and stand up for yourself.

If the sit in the back you might be able to see up their skirt

Link?

Take your seat covers off

follow up with this
youtube.com/watch?v=HnSfYfwDOjk

holy shit. point and laugh anons, point and laugh

Kyoichi, you are gonna lose to Mako.