Two all black Wraiths pull up and block your driveway at 2 a.m

finish my break and get back to work, nightshift doesn't run its self

Dome them and try to sell the cars overseas

>criminals reporting anything stolen

THE TING
GO

Test their hood ornament anti-theft measures

ahaha the car does not want you to touch its harbl

Jokes on you
I have neither driveway or parking space

Then they just get mad a key it

now that's a word that i've not heard in a long time

>not wrapped into blanket
>lying on stomach
>lights on
>roller shutters not lowered

car?

harbl

oh

wow youre so cool bro how was your morning monster bro i got my sips in already bro but if it were me in that situation bro i would just invite the drivers in my lifted truck and suck both of them off bro

hire a druid off craigslist to put those spirits to rest

wanna see what happens when someone tries to give it a good grip n rip and not a cute tap

oh shit dude i bet they didnt think of that haha wow you sure got them !

You leave your feet out on warmer nights. Dude it’s the best

rob them

shit man maybe they did and maybe I wanna see a video of that action holy shit bro wow!

Teleport behind them, naturally.

t. redditor nigger lover

Chuckled. Thanks user.

Holy Beautiful

Im quite sure it's low grade tumblr autism

>>>/reddit/

...

Both my vehicles have lifts and 35" mud terrains, these obstacles are not problematic.

t. "A" nigger

Go back to sleep because Wraiths are nigger cars and those niggers are probably just trying to "flex" on white working class.

back to your cesspit

shut up baitlord

shut up racist

>the first two Rolls Royce in my country for ever

They'd probably have so much attention on them, especially on my road seeing as it is mugging and raep alley I doubt they'd hang out for long with out military escort.

Even then when I am ready to move out my truck I just signal to the drivers that I got an empty 8 tons ready to go and they'd better make way.

I would be safe because I sacrificed my first son and painted my front door with his blood

Do you like Popeyes or KFC more?

>this starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=sBZ78RBQ6ZI

apex comfy

The person gets pulled into the engine bay and is eaten for sustenance.

>implying that's a bad thing
Nobody cares soyboy

Ram my old PUNTO betwen them to do max dmg, on fake papers

And run away

im black. i can't be a soyboy. keep sperging cuckold

i dont think you have any idea what a soyboy is

>im black

Keep sperging cuckold.
keep sperging cuck

>im black

turn on the eurobeat and thread the needle.

key the shit out of them

keep sperging cuck

Whose the demon semon?

Wonder why cousin Vitali and Pyotr showed up unannounced.

Call the tow truck

>cumskin

haven’t heard that one in a while

It's trying to communicate.

Ben Shapiro's sister

BLAST THEM WITH PISS

>/pol/cuckolds are sperging again

I live in Vancouver west side, theres prop 2 on my block right now

id no nothing cause id be unaware of this happening

Go out and applaud that their shitty cars made it more than 40 feet without blowing up.
>Buying brit shit
>ever

I live in an apartment block, I just leave through the entry-way

Ask for grey poupon.

Well, all things considered, i’d get dressed, grab my holster and gun and jacket and ask what they need done.

there is no driveway

I almost got side swiped by a black ghost driving to north van

move to the nearest cache of alcohol and weapons
roll out the red carpet and bring the zinfandel blue label and schnapps
soot boi plz...
they are not Chrysler 300c

>Comfy

If I have to leave, ask them to move nicely. If they don't, point out that my truck can easily move a couple of Rolls' without breaking a sweat.

order them to vacate my property, call the police if they don't comply

>Associating blacks with RR
Nice try nigger. Not falling for your psyop.
Congratulate my grandpa on his recent retirement from a fortune 500 company while ignoring the staff who showed up in his backup Wraith. Tell him how horrible it is that his lazy staff haven't already moved him into our lake villa before we made it to the door. Thank him for the Aston he got me for my birthday this year.

Rolls are fucking tanks. It's legitimately F250 size and weighs damn near the same. I was surprised af the first time I saw one irl. They'd put up a fight desu senpai.

Get it.

>no, no it's every other race through history that's wrong about blacks.

There's a video of someone getting legit hurt while trying to pry it off at a demo
Rolls Royce themselves said it can take off pinkies

Poke my head out the window and ask if they have the W12 and the star light roof package and if they say no I'll tell them to fuck off my property

>star light package
The 1980's white trash limo of factory options.

...

Sleep I assume

Or drunkly stagger out and yell "HEHEEAI MAN NAISHE CARSHS" and attempt to make smalltalk and immediately die/confuse the occupants into leaving before the unwashed stench of spilled whiskey and piss makes the paint curl.

>>>/safespace/

I agree, but since you don't have the W12 engine and the star light roof option then I'll have to tell you to fuck off my post