I guess this is it guys, seven failed threads in a row. We have finally lost steam and the game is dead even if official Starbreeze support is up to Oct. 2018.
It's been a good run. 4 years is a pretty long time. Lots of shilling, crashes, memes, shitposting, and most importantly, fun. Even though we managed to outlast some of our sister generals like /kfg/, /hmg/, /vmg/, etc. all good things must come to an end, including this general. Since we can't keep this general alive anymore, this is going to be the last time I make this thread. I'll drop by if there happens to be another /pdg/ made but I'm out of medic bags and my throat's burned out from all the GTFUs.
Maybe we'll see each other again when PD3 comes out. Maybe it won't suck. Haha, who am I kidding, it's going to suck because the Swedes think they're doing fine. I vowed to never give Starbreeze another dollar anyway. Maybe I'll try out PD3 on a free weekend. Doubt it.
Pic related, it's time for me to cash out my Crime Spree cuz I'm all out of Continental Fucks. It's been an honour heisting with you gentlemen.
Define "work". It reduces damage like it says it does.
David Garcia
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Keep those helmets flying! ;)
Xavier Morris
Hey, you, get on your feet!
Gabriel Collins
Since thread is dying, post all you got.
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Dylan Davis
the end is nigh
Jackson Price
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Levi Barnes
What we need to waifubait so the fanart will keep this general alive.
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Matthew Garcia
Fucking kek, this one got me.
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Dominic Baker
ded
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Levi Cruz
I haven't played much with the AI crew setup, is there any good setups with the bonuses or does it not matter in which order you put them on AI heisters?
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Charles Martinez
k I'm out.
Rest in my folder are /pdg/-tan shit but I'm falling asleep.
Good night.
Michael Rivera
>never ever
Joseph Fisher
This one is so depressing to me. Do dragon's breath kill count towards it? Someone was saying kills don't count with fire.
Most fire types don't count. Definitely not Dragan's Breath.
I know incendiary nades count. I know molotovs don't. Don't know about flamethrowers.
Cameron Parker
That sucks. Any tips then? I've got 800+ hours at the moment and it's not looking good. The hydra mutator doesn't seem to work either.
Connor Thompson
>The hydra mutator doesn't seem to work either. It was supposed to work with the mutators (because it was a mutator trophy) but Steam forums were crying about how mutators were "unfair" and "cheating" and OVK devs disabled them so quickly.
Solutions are to cheat or just give up.
Because how many cops do you think you can kill per heist? 200? 300 if you try? How long is that? Maybe 30 mins? So about 600 cops/hr. 600,000 cops is 1,000 hours of endless killfarming and that'll only count if you don't crash. Fire doesn't count, sentries don't count, jokers/bots don't count. You'll have to do an average of 2-3 hours of straight killfarming a day for a year to get that number.
Mason Peterson
There were people who complained about a ''shortcut'' to an astronomically high killcount achievement?
Jackson Hill
What do I have to draw so this thread doesn't die
Nathan Kelly
Steam forums are the pinnacle of stupidity.
When others bitched about them disabling mutators, OVK devs backpedaled so hard saying shit like "It wasn't actually a mutator trophy" and "We don't mind having impossible achievements".
The few fags who have Robbedacop either cheated it by checking the box or using mods, or disabled updates by going in offline mode and farming for like 24 hours straight on Hydra or something. In hindsight, I wish I did that but I was too lazy. Now it's going to burn my autism for years.
Matthew Baker
Why would they not mind having impossible achievements? Also the game is so prone to crashing that farming for a longer bit of time is unsecure. Why don't they just bring back the mutator or something? ASHLEY DO SOMETHING
Owen Sullivan
You have to draw codes.
Jordan White
I don't feel it on mayhem.
Aaron Allen
Did Ashley leave or something?
Luis Miller
Ashley's still here but codes are pretty much gone because the ultimate bundle removed the need for DLC codes that aren't party hats and shit.
Connor Moore
Anyone having problems since the last update? Might be something on my side but suddenly payday keeps draining a lot more of my cpu and stutters.
Colton Miller
HEY YOU GET ON YOUR FEET
Dylan Powell
New to modding and shit, are HUD mods seen as cheating or not ?
Benjamin Lopez
Convince me not to buy the dlc bullshit please. I have played every mission, I don't give a flying shit about the characters, I give even less of a shit about completionism or achievements, I only care about one or two masks max from the dlcs, but my weapon boner keeps screaming.
Jose Jenkins
They're not, they're pretty good actually.
Dylan Russell
dlc unlocker
Asher Perry
If I buy shit with the unlocker then stop using it can I still equip the shit I bought?
Joseph Gonzalez
Don't need to pay cleaner costs if there's nothing to clean.
Angel Evans
>tfw no viscera cleanup detail payday edition
Isaiah White
No. They stay in your inventory, locked.
Oliver Stewart
Does anyone else have to tie female hostages if there's a male hostage?
When I was a kid I always made my mother take off her socks before I did when I went to take a bath because I refused to perform a submissive action in front of a woman unless she did the same as well
I also liked seeing women get arrested in front of men on tv because it looked like they were humilated desu senpai
Joseph Sanchez
You seem like the kinda person who likes hands.
Joseph Jackson
AAAAA I NEED A MEME BAG
Matthew Long
>knock knock >who's there? >police assault in 30 seconds >lines won't be this good again
