/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

the fuck is this going on at the same time as pgl majors
twitter.com/DreamHackCSGO/status/885517849216913408

red reserve are fucking garbage

>1v4
>kills one
>doesn't get traded instantly

Reminder.

Its a tier 3 tournament. They cant be picky considering how stacked the schedule is in 2017.

pimp looking gay as fuck with his new hairstyle

>mm

shut up faggot kid

the other team was obv de ranking or just playing with friends

no shit

why are you complaining then

I'm not

how come dreamhack only does shit tier events with even worse casters?

so youre agreeing that pansy is a shit castor.

of course

Guys, I wanna troll a cheater who thinks he's pro.
He's got himself a twitch channel with 1.2k people subscribed, and spent some money on some shit-tier skines.

I've got a bunch of footage of him being blatant. He's planning a stream tomorrow. I can make it into webms or some shit, but what's the best way of linking/spamming it in his twitch chat?

t. silver 2

I've never experienced a video game so generally cancerous as CSGO matchmaking in the summer of 2017

why are you playing matchmaking when theres things like faceit, cevo and esea

>faceit, cevo and esea

rofl

enjoy your 64 tick servers and shit tier teammates

enjoy paying for shit tier teammates

>disliking cheaters

cheaters are the only chill people who play this shit game.

Really? I guess it's normal to play like this

t. silver

Anyone else fall for the pick'em meme again?

take fnatic and navi out and put c9 and gambit

What are comms? You can hear people moving around in CT very easily.

t. silver 3

... And this, in the same game.

(My webm creator deleted the file, had to make a new one, that's why it took so long to reply to the post)

>navi
>vp

rofl

>doubting vp at majors

hello?

rofl

And some crisp, clean locks for good measure, bois.

>webm creator
nigga just use ffmpeg

Just good crosshair placement. Stop being mad because a player is better than you.

First time I've fell for the meme. If I had have known you had to rebuy all the stickers for the playoffs I probably wouldn't have fallen for it though.

twitter.com/csgo_dev/status/885552859554562048

>5am est

shit my niggas idk if ill be able to wake up taht early

>Second most played game on steam
>Veeky Forums generals are barely alive

What did they mean by this

So the triggerbot/ aim locks through the smoke in the 2 other clips mean nothing too, huh?

>Pro-tip, look at the position of the bullet the exact moment he fires through the box.

>the pickem trophies are so new and original
>the pgl badges for the major are new and original
>added gold stickers
>souvenir cases are new and original
man does valve have any creativity?

why arent you doing anything about it?

CS:GO? More like CS:Go fuck yourself.This game is a load of diarrhea dicks. Fuckin' piece of shit.

Counter Strike is a multiplayer game, and it's been around forever. Starting as a Half-Life mod back in 1999, it's lived on as a legendary first person shooter, and still remains a favorite for a lot of fans. BUT NOT ME! This game is a load of nutty buffalo turds covered in puke from Gabe Newell.

There are two different teams in CS:GO; the terrorists, and counter-terrorists. In the game mode, "defuse", the terrorists plant a bomb, and the counter-terrorists have to find the bomb and defuse it. If you get killed once, you're out for the rest of the round. I mean, the matches are really short, BUT DO THEY HONESTLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU ONE LIFE!?!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????

The guns are complete ass, too. They never do what they're supposed to. Look at this, you fire at a wall while crouching and holding still, but when you fire at ANY enemies, you don't hit a fucking thing. It's such a load of pickled rat turds pissed on by Bill Clinton. WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

Oh, but EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO HIT ME JUST FINE! Fucking piece of shit game.

And you know what the worst part of it is? Nobody even CARES about the game anymore, it's just a monopoly simulator. It's all about the shitty items. And the worst part? Fucking people pay HUNDREDS of dollars for this shit! And I thought I was a nerd? Holy shit.

Wait, I'm gonna get this guy, I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

*roll credits*

He was so bad I couldn't tell he was cheating. Pretty sure he was just making callouts to his team to give them top frag status. None of us reported him.

I might as well make him lose his career as a streamer for being a cunt.

>paying to pug

what were they screaming about?

holy shit clg is getting raped

holy fuck nip is choking

This one is so damn blatant. I really wish my team-mates called out this guy for being sus. He'd at least get the game overwatched.

We should have /csgog/ games
maybe we could hit bump limit for once

>guy on my team openly admits to cheating
>"U GAIS SO BAD I CARRY U ALL BLYAT"
@?????

itll just be hax v hax and shit animefags

>win 10 games in a row
>no rank up
>abandon one
>instant derank
Silver surfing for life, my dudes

we should do like custom maps and gamemodes or some shit. that'd be fun.

Who's the best meme guy in cs:go?

>carry
>rank up
>get matched against hackers you can't outcarry
>derank
>repeat

how to be less blatant with walls and triggerbot

Only use them once in every 5 games.

You don't. But nice try.

It's called "pre-fire". At ranks above master guardian it's fairly common. You know some silver bad is going to sit in pit with his awp for most of the round so you pre-fire that little shit. Simple really.

You could improve by watching this guys POV's. Clearly just a smurf.

Did this once with some discord people. Had one autistic slav screaming down the mic and 2 bots. I don't mind discussing the game but the players here seem to be autistic, terrible or seriously fucking gay.

Stop meme-ing retard. He clearly walled or triggerbotted through smoke.

I'm not meme-ing! This happens every time I get on my smurf. I load up a legit config and pick these idiots off in smokes and wait for the tears in the chat. Smokes aren't bulletproof. Standing on the other side doesn't mean you're untouchable. Chances are he's got a very good headset, premade team and a big mousepad so you don't really stand a chance.

not even that guy but look at that fucking obvious lock while unscoped

>win 9 games in a row in MGE, all top frag or 2nd top frag, 4-8 MVP stars a game
>draw one and lose one
>next game I'm playing with nova 3's, 2 on my team went afk at the same time, win anyway

I fucking hate this game. How could I possibly lose so much elo in the 1 game I lose that I'm versing and playing with literal bottom feeders

>don't want to play with shitters
>don't want to play against shitters
>team performance causing you to lose since you can't carry shitters

faceit

No, you don't People don't hold that retarded angle on the long doors even without the smoke. Only lan games actually favour holding stupid angles like that.
Not to mention the smoke fully obscured the guy, and he only happened to shoot within nanoseconds of the guy peeking, and the exact second he peeks again. Really gets the noggin joggin.

I still won, I'm just getting nowhere fast with my rank by beating shitters again and again and again, and then losing against cheaters or not carrying hard enough for a single goddamn game. I lose a single game and the 9 wins seems to reset. Before the 9 in a row, I won 7 in a row then lost 2.

you're being too obvious with your trolling sonny

You care way too much about mm rank. Anyone who cares about improving and actually making the most of the game does not play mm my man.

Who else is watching LOLYOU's stream? He's about to start mm.

...

Probably. Part of me just likes how frustrating it is, the other part dies a little inside every time I'm lobbied with a team of retards who don't deserve my carry, or cheaters.

...

what the fuck is going on with prome mm right now
literally every single game in the past week had at least two hackers
i'm not even exaggerating

what rank are you?

>buy m249
>topscore and win match
nice gaem

>buy cz-75 and rush b tuns every round
>win
really makes you think

stop playing common maps

tfw queuing for overpass takes forever

Do you guys just play bomb defusal maps or do you play other modes as well?

dm
retakes
executes
scout knives
1v1 aim maps
the occasional bhop/surf servers

only play faceit. In a skill group where the majority of gamers aren't completely retarded but bad enough for me to keep up with, without playing any dm's/warmup

I really want to like this game but...

Is there any way I can get away from playing Dust2 literally every second game?

I've fucking had it with that map, been playing it since 2006 and am sick of it.

why are you even queuing for d2 you dumbfuck

i literally only play train

>select dust2 when queuing for a game
>wow wtf why am I playing dust2?? fucking shit game

I don't queue for it, people vote for it. Or am I missing something?

unless youre playing casual its a map on its own. you cant vote for it

Shit. I gotta explore the menu a bit better.

we did it reddit

LE/LEM

i don't