/rsg/ RuneScape general

My outfit looks better that's why

Is it just gp or including gear and shit?

more than ur bitch ass

Wait, as in cash stack or the total value?

some

>actual gp in money pouch
250m.
>gp in money pouch plus easily liquidated assets from bank
500m.
>value of bank
Somewhere between 1-2b.

Can any of the parasols be keepsaked yet?

ayy

i can get 3 runs per bank with accruacy aura too

standard prayer book and no bane bolts

I remember when I first got my sub 3 minute kill
I felt like I was King_Of_Pvm

if only qbd meant king of pvm still ;-;

can I fight spooder without ovls?

i want to fight a boss with chance of high value drops, qbd is just good for grindin. though i've had a couple good streaks of 3-4 kills totaling 2m

No
Get 1:30 consistently on qbd first

>thread almost died

panic time bois

>getting firemaking to 120 for no reason

theres always reason for depression

Are we getting an update preview video today?

I should be getting my slayer and dungeoneering to 120, the time I spent getting 120m xp in fishing could've been spent on the other 2 skills.

no
the announcement is habbening in 4 days and everything will be fug

I want to max

But leveling summoning without constantly bossing is extra aids

I've never visited the osrs wiki page as much as i have since my fugg alert went off

Is memephos fishing any good?

...

slightly better than barb
many prawns

vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/runescape2/images/b/b1/Sliske_(Fate_of_the_Gods).ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140412150438

My account currently holds about 15b in tradeable things.
I rarely have more than 100m in my money pouch. I have no t92s, and I do not boss.

>be me
>2:30 am
>all alone in room with headphones volume 100% from when i was listening to music 5 hours ago
>open this link expecting it to be a previous revision of an image of Sliske
>hear audio

I think this is what you hear when you die

fishing is more enjoyable

Yeah well I was just afking it with shark outfit at priff waterfall while fapping the entire time I've done fishing. I can't really afk and fap while doing slayer or dungeoneering.

>get in a dg group
>area loot the food from the start room
>drag my ass and wander off on my own
>leave an emote room without announcing it
>wait
>it's on the critical path
>finally see emotes+4...
>here we go
>+1
>+1
>+++++++11111111111111111111111
>finally teleport in, don't say a word
>fail first emote
>"soz"
>round 2
>fail second emote, two people die
>when they call me out I adamantly deny failing
>they let it go
>round 3
>get the first emote correct
>get the second correct
>Leave Group

Charming imp n slay

'xactly why its more enjoyable

>.ogg
Always read links before opening. Even if it's in an images folder, it's still named appropriately.

Learn to masturbate hands free, with toys or muscles. Then learn to fantasize for stimulation.
I masturbate while slaying all the time.

>he doesn't just roll the dice and open all links
slisgay would be disappointed in you

how hard would it be to write a userscript that hides urls and just makes them into links do you think

...

How much fun is fucking with DG groups?
It seems like it would be entertaining, all you have to do is pretend to be retarded which is pretty easy.

Any point in prestiging Memorial to Guthix if I don't care about trimming?

Userscript? Why. Just use CSS.
.post a {font-size: 0;}
.post a:after {font-size: 13px; content: "LINK";}
Font size and !important tags optional.

some of the perks are nice

How to get into group bossing?

Finally after over 200 kills I get a leg

go kill the vanillafag and get a bigger monitor

I unlocked the ability to offer chronicles from inventory, but the only other one that I think I'd bother with is increased spring duration.

I didn't think that through.
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>Guthix butterflies
>increased springs
>fragments from hunter (got a shitload of porters from going from 90-99)

It's pretty great but you have to spread your trips out otherwise people will catch on.

Some of my favorite tricks:
>using a shitty group DG card when someone says they have a good one
>leaving when portals or emotes are on the critical path
>call normal skill doors as being 99+ so someone wastes time/their potion
>idling in inconvenient spots in ferret rooms
>fuck up bookcase puzzles
>steal the barrel piece from barrel rooms and pretend I don't have it
>ignoring keys in deep dead ends

My monitor is big but I prefer play on 1024x768

>using a shitty group DG card when someone says they have a good one
>call normal skill doors as being 99+ so someone wastes time/their potion
>steal the barrel piece from barrel rooms and pretend I don't have it
>idling in inconvenient spots in ferret rooms
these are all top tier devilish
keys would be had they not fucking made the lootbeams more persistent

what a motherfucker

Will this Ree nigger ever shut the fuck up?

I don't know, seems like a waste of everyone's time, including yours.
Considering how hated the dungeoneering skill is among most people you'd assume they just wanted to get it over with

>defence pet final has now started
>vote now from the community poll!

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING

...

>all the pet victories so far have been shit
fug

twitter.com/JagexShauny/status/885810076367417345

>tfw the community manager makes better QOL updates than the dedicated QOL team

What were the results for HP and Att?

Lizard and kung fu panda dragon

>ACTUALLY FUN, CREATIVE IDEA LOSES TO A FUCKING HUNTER ANIMAL
I AM AN ANGRY BOY

>tfw shamini and ghostly won't even be top2
feels bad

At the moment Shamini is winning but its only been up for a little while.

I want the ant Strength pet to win too and by the looks of it, its going to lose to a generic dog and a literal kangaroo

Tbh, absolutely none of the Strength pets fit at all.

>shamini is winning
you have to assume it's gonna become a 1v1 poll
in a 1v1 shamini will lose to the furfag option

hunter is my favorite skill and even i cannot abide this heresy

At least the ant is doing something strength related and is somewhat creative

could literally just make it a rock that slides behind the player and say its being carried by ants

I'd be happy with that, it'd be interesting

one and wears a ring of stone
another ant carries him
pet rock v2

>tfw some random anons top of the head idea is better than anything in the actual poll

to be fair im the same user who caused the clue suggestions meme in the previous ded

Imagine feeling obliged to get XP

>the actually good summoning pet is winning
>overdesigned/shitty furry options are losing
this makes up for sheldon losing
somewhat

>poll only started a few hours ago
>it still has to win against the furshit in the final

I was hoping the yak would win summoning since Yaks are what everyone thinks of when thinking of summoning.

it only has 40%
the 60% are gonna vote for furfaggotry

LOL

>how many more stupic comics am I supposed to be a punchline for
Is it self aware or is this just the "self depreciating humour xd" meme

The second one.

Is this for real?
Wow.

I thought it was clever

No, I mean, the idea was alright, but I didn't expect someone to do it on mspaint

It doesn't stand a chance because of that though.

I've been jewed.
TWO MONTHS FOR THREE!
It's actually 2 1/2 months for three, and considering 3 bonds gets you 45 days, spending 5 gets you...what? maybe 10 "free" days?
Sonofabitch.

they want your credit card details, not someone elses bonds.

Is it not handled via external payment gateways, PCI compliance is an absolute nuisance.

That aint happening, senpai.

>the way the soul altar works
for what purpose?

To keep Soul runes expensive

How does it work?

i just came back to the game, how do I get good?

post stats gear
>pics would be nice