/aog/ Attorney Online General

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/aog/ is a place to primarily discuss Attorney Online but also Ace Attorney in general.
Whether you want to talk about your favorite cases or characters it's all welcome here.

>What is Attorney Online?

In short: It's multiplayer Ace Attorney.
AO is a virtual chatroom/courtroom mix which we use to perform improvised AA-like trials, Civil Cases, Class Trials, Jury Cases, Investigations and more! Choose from a wide selection of AA characters (and guest characters), pick a position (Defence, Prosecution, Judge, Witness, etc.) and dive into a whirlwind of logic, banter, theories and memes.

Come join us on our server:
Attorney Online Vidya (Dedicated)

>The Main Reference Doc (contains AO downloads, rules, FAQs, polls and more):
docs.google.com/document/d/13DDwBcpxQp3p7AQDSLLf6TysJTsDr_EbypQs45zHZ-4/edit
Be sure to check there for the Quickstart Guide!

>Gameplay footage?
Streams are usually on twitch, evening US time. You can also check out recordings of previous cases there via guardlytheguard, lawfuldickish, and toodamnsmug, or their corresponding youtube channels.

Alternatively, you can look through our Case Archive to find completed documents and recordings of cases:
ace-attorney-vidya.wikia.com/wiki/Case_Archives

>Archive Initiative (for case recordings)
drive.google.com/open?id=0B1A-2r36taNbZEM5Q3dGVXFIZnc

>How to create black footage for the 3DS games
docs.google.com/document/d/1k5wNNmF2-i6U4AI0zI7dkIJK9iChx36k2e3VW1bzofk/edit#

>News
Dai Gyakuten Saiban 2 browser demo:capcom.co.jp/dai-gyakuten2/trial/

Save this dead thread.
How's your cases fellas?

Inspector Gadget killed hazama by blasting the Inspector Gadget theme into his ear's at max volume in area 1.

Can't case. Working.
You fucks better be making some damn good memes in my absence.

Listen up Verin I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than rhoda even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could via making people despise you. You pretended everyone hated you until everyone actually did. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your attention seeking. This isn't a place for you whore.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

>autism courtroom grudge matches
What is this, 2015?

Yeah no, have fun with your onesided hate.
I have no qualms with anyone, and you can say whatever you want. But i'm not going to continually humiliate myself to please you.
Either get over it or leave, but i'm not going to play your shitty games.

Out of geniune curiosity, how many people would actually be able and willing to take up being server admin? No beef against anongrill, just morbid curiosity with the news of lewdton.

And there was a new DGS2 trailer.
And new scans.
And the translated DGS playthrough went up again.
And the DGS2 demo released on the eShop.
And the game itself is releasing in less than a month.
All noteworthy shit you would see in the OP if this were any other general.
But not like anyone here, let alone the admin, actually cares about Ace Attorney.

Dude, spoilers

Listen up Gato I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Fluffles even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to fuck all the white women and drank all of our colt 45. This isn't a place for you nigger.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Rhoda I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than rhoda even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could via doxxing people. You pretended everyone hated you until everyone actually did. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your attention seeking. This isn't a place for you whore.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic erp simulator. The erp will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

You consistently humiliate yourself day in and day out.

Listen up Rhoda I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than anongrill even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could via making people despise you. You pretended everyone hated you until everyone actually did. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your attention seeking. This isn't a place for you whore.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

ten up Bro I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Frenzy even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried grabbed modship ironfistedly and did everything in your power to shill AAI's, literally the worst trial format ever. This isn't a place for you faggot.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Fucking Ace Attorney amiino is a better place if you like Ace Attorney or Attorney Online.

Listen up lewdton I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Anongrill even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to leave us, and eventually did, like a faggot. This isn't a place for you scot-trash.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up NSA I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Marisu even, and that my girl is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to baitpost everyone and tried to act like a pure maiden so boys would fawn over you like some kind of idol. This isn't a place for you whore.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Jumbles I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than protoJumbles even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could via adding shitty fucking lipflaps to Gundham. You pretended everyone loved it until everyone actually pointed out they fucking suck. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your attention seeking. This isn't a place for you whore.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up peepo I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest steno in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Camelus even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could by filling your documents with memes and making "witty steno banter" when you should be writing down shit that actually matters. This isn't a place for you Dangit trash.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The Stenographer-off will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Lupa I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Verin even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to tell everyone about a girl cucking you. This isn't a place for you to tell us all about you being cucked by a fucking chad because you wouldn't accept the girl is a skank hoe.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this Discord. The competition to see who can be cucked the most will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now

Listen up Marisu I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Kazukino even, and that my faggot is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to rape everyone at a snails pace, like some kind of slowmotion sex bot. This isn't a place for you Chinese driver.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Lawfuldickish I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Badrok even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to control our media, our divegrass, and our documentation on our cases. This isn't a place for you Nazi.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Akuma Shogun I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than TerraBradford even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried be new, literally the worst thing to be here. This isn't a place for you Newfag.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Adamblue I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than TommyTamsworth even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried be drunker than an irish father beating his wife into submission. A genius plan i must admit. This isn't a place for you Redskin.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Rae, I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Cuckpollo even, and that my girl is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seize power by becoming Jumbles' waifu and personal slut. This isn't a place for you two-faced powerhungry bitch.
So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic lawyer sim. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Sigma I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Verin even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to open notepad. You pretended you didn't know how to apply the updates until everyone in your game was a missingno. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your failure to understand basic concepts. This isn't a place for you tech illiterate monkey.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Lupadim I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Snaikku even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried be a manipulating dickhead forcing OCs down our throat, rigging our polls and overall stir shitfests. You also crash 99% of cases you're in, fuck you, this isn't a place for you HUEBR.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this taiwanese shit flinging simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.
This one is good too

Listen up Gina I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Names even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to hum. You pretended you didn't understand and banned my underage friends which is a direct violation of the rules. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your failure to accept my marriage proposal. This isn't a place for you you stupid British loli.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

The event has concluded and the winner is A Super High School Level Turnabout! Thank you to all who participated!

Listen up Noise I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Lupadimwit even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to force your smelly stupid dangit waifu down our throats, and pick fights with people passive aggressively. A genius plan i must admit. This isn't a place for you Junglemonkey.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Dough I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than No Comment even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to force your shitty sprites and inis down our throats, and yell DOUGHDRAGONSMADETHIS. A genius plan i must admit. This isn't a place for you 3fpsboy.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

>A blazing turnabout
>Nothing
Sucks for them

We have weird fucking people in our community.

When do we rename this general to Dangitronpa Attorney Online General?

Listen up Lewdbot I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Tatsumaki even, and that my bot is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to force furry shit down our throats every time we used you to look up porn. A genius plan i must admit. This isn't a place for you technotrash.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

I feel nothing

Listen up Clovo I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Namu even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you sat in a corner and did absolutely nothing but garner good will to become a mod. And even as a mod you continue to do absolutely nothing at all. A genius plan i must admit. This isn't a place for you turtleboy.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get demodded, or I get banned. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

>[namedrop] is so pure he didn't even self vote

Listen up Hat I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Fclss even, and that my tranny is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to use your rage as an excuse to be a general menace and bomb documents. A genius plan i must admit. This isn't a place for you Headware.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up NSA I'm calling you out. I think you are the prettiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Prettier than Gina even, and that my lad is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to bait. You pretended everyone fell for your bait until they actually did. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your baiting. This isn't a place for you girl.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get to shut up, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Fluffles I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Autism Kay even even, and that my Sandnigger is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to be no holds barred retarded in every case you touch, you meme harder than a 12 year old downs syndrome kid. A genius plan i must admit. This isn't a place for you Mudslime.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

>Prettier than Gina

Listen up Ember I'm calling you out. I think you are the gayest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Rhoda even, and that my "girl" is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could via talking about trans issues. You pretended to be a girl, but no one else actually did. Quite a retarded plan I guess, and I'm tired of your attention seeking. This isn't a place for you tranny.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

It's sad that we can't use Mia, Cammy, Gina, Betty and Bonny because namefags ruined them.

Listen up Lloyd I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than jumbles even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you creating shitty sprite edits. You pretended that you werent actually good at making shit but in actuality you were. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your good shit. This isn't a place for you hugman.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

>voting for yourself
If you have a modicum of self respect you wouldnt vote for yourself.
would you?

Listen up Disgruntled I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Worst than Marsh even, and that my shota is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could via looking like a little boy. Quite a genius plan I must admit. This isn't a place for you UNDERAGEB8.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

>Being so insecure that you can't use characters because of >>>namefag rep

It's sad that you're such a limp-wristed faggot.

>everyone else gets called out
...
Should...I be sad?

I just want to marry you and have kids with you.

kys namu

kys names

kys joy

kys fclss

kys bro

kys box

Fun community you've got here!

kys namu

Fuck off Noise

b-but I have a trip.

Fuck off Noise

>Liquid calling herself an empress in the discord
Cute!

>too unknown a name to use for copypasta
This is an abstract feel and I don't know if I like it.

Listen up Marisu I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community. Oh yes, indeed. Worse than Rhoda even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to post the most gay shit you could. You pretended everyone liked it until they actually did. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your gay posting. This isn't a place for you faggot.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to fuck with you on this autistic court simulator. The copulation will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The finale will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Anongrill, I'm calling you out. I think you are the best admin in our fucking community right now. Oh yes, indeed. Better than Lewdton even, and that my girl is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to improve the server via intelligent changes. You pretended everyone liked it until they actually did. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your server improving. This isn't a place for you lass.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face you off on this autistic court simulator. The case will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Tata for now.

Listen up Anongrill I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community. Oh yes, indeed. Worse than lupadim even, and that my old woman is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to seek the most attention you could via tripfagging in the thread. Quite a genius plan I must admit. This isn't a place for you CHRISTMAS CAKE.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The class trial will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Titty for now.

Hey, be sure not to make more pasta than people are willing to take. Otherwise it just get stale

Yo, Anongrill, it's Lewdton. If you're still hosting this server and you read this, I need to read you on Facebook. Some guy wanted me to do some lewd shit that I don't do anymore so I redirected him to you. I'll explain more in PMs since it concerns some of the stuff on the secret erp server.

If you don't know my Facebook, try asking Argo or some shit.

Listen up Anonymous I'm calling you out. I think you are the shittiest person in our fucking community. Oh yes, indeed. Worse than OP even, and that my boy is saying something. From the minute you arrived you tried to tell us to stop making too much pasta or else it would get stale. Quite a genius plan I guess, but I'm tired of your attempts to control what I post. This isn't a place for you ANONYMOUS.

So let's fucking settle this once and for all. I'm going to face off with you on this autistic court simulator. The trial will be in two weeks and more details will be posted soon. The verdict will decide whether you get the fuck out, or I do. I think people will be QUITE interested in it. Indeed.

Titty for now.

>Casing with Nitekrew

>YOU ARE THE BLOOD.pdf

Jesus christ I just wanted to do a legitimate fucking case against verin that had high stakes not create the newest shitty copypasta

Well too bad, you got played, son.

I haev nbad enws guuys i think i just fociled a defanse atorner mister wirght fr my criem

mjruderd my wif

Liquid when are you going to rip ryutaro

>not ending with "DEMON FANG for now"

DOUBLE DEMON FANG

So, is the updated demo pretty much the same as it was before, except Haori doesn't constantly call us by our real name?

now

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N-next update?

The fuck's wrong with her cheek

Due to the spoiler embargo rule I can't actually release Ryutaro until 2 weeks after the game is released. The true conspiracy is that the mods were the hoarders all along.

Except Lawyer Susato is a demo character and the demo has been out for two months.
Fuck off with this shit stirring.

>her

Mate I don't like it either that's why pic related
I've asked.

>definitive guarantees
is gina ESL?

Memes?

...

in my defense, I was at a dart tournament and just happened to notice that the thread had been archived between rounds, so this was a rather quick cut and paste just to get the thread back up.

Some of those news are weeks old.

Worse, she's southern.

Is the thread always this inactive?

Yeah, because people have stopped posting content because why bother when there's no content but that's because nobody's posting content.

POST CONTENT, YOU FUCKS.

ok

Half of us probably got banned for doing the copypasta.

Post best girl.

What about theories, debates, memes? Like who are those weird new people on the cover?
...Oh.

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