What's the most devilish auto-related thing you have done, Veeky Forums?

You havent done this

>see guy in Miata
>say nice car
>actually think It's a piece of shit woman's car only faggots drive

>Carry a 15mm combination wrench
>Go around loosening the drain plugs on harleys around town
>Just enough to show one thread, not really visible from any angle
>Definitely enough to vibrate out

I wonder if anyone crashed when their engine finally shit all over the back tire

That's how my brother died.

what a shame

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I do this on a daily basis, I'm kinda impressed no one rear ended me yet

What a sick fuck

Boys isnt this kind of like borderline money shfting?
youre hurting your tranny arent you?

If u do it right u will be good

>be me
>03 tacoma prerunner
>Trying to get in to my turn lane
>FAGGOTS IN LINE FOR THE LANE NEXT TO IT MAKING IT SO I CANT GET IN
>roll up two wheels on the medium and drive by like 6 cucks
>the glares
>truly devilish shit eating grin
Who here /truckfeels/?

Already posted this, but it likely is (and will forever be) my most devilish anything ever. Copy-pasted for you're pleasure

>Driving 2013 Honda CR-V innacity
>In 3-lane avenue, first at stoplight, in the middle, no traffic right now, but gets a bit dense ahead
>Hear some offensive noise come from my right, look and sure enough, a cunt in a brand new Corolla, doesn't even have the number plates yet, is blasting regaeton or whatever boomtastic music, windows halfway down and all
>Fumbling with cellphone for eons at a time, can't fucking believe it
>Can't even listen to muh Grand Funk in peace, even with my windows closed
>Light goes green, gun it, tard follows a bit after, get to 40 MPH (speed limit)
>3 lanes turn into 2 because of parked cars on the right, and the center-most lane is a bit busy
>Go into left-most lane since it's pretty much empty and I'm turning in a while
>Tard gets behind me as well, seems to be in a hurry
>We've been cruising at 40 MPH for a short while now, and she's back at staring at her phone's screen, again, for eternities at a time
>She's spending more time looking at her phone than at the road, isn't she?
>We're quickly closing in on a slow as shite city bus
>Prepare to make my move...
>Accelerate slowly away to get some room between tard and myself, and to have space to comfortably swerve to my right and brake there
>Wait for tard to look at her screen
>Heart is racing, palms are sweaty, mom's spaghetti
>Triple check mirrors, shoulder check, deep breaths
>Wait until there's about 10 or so yards between bus and myself to make a hard dive right, and then apply the brakes, a bit too softly because of the nerves, didn't want to stomp on them on accident
>Witness in my mirror how the brand fucking new car smashes into the rear of the bus and the airbags deploy, smoke/gas blowing out the open windows
>Skiddly de bop away, wondering if she ever saw the bus/used the brakes at all

I love hunting for retards in my cuckbox

Yes. YES. YEEEEESSS

Hot damn son

>brake-check bmw asshole on my shitbox
>he bumps me, I threaten to call an ambulance and get him to pay me 100€ to fix the scratches
>don't even fix them

>get on the highway
>see commotion ahead
>accelerate to investigate
>asshole harassing someone else
he might have had a reason but the other guy was just trying to avoid confrontation at any costs
>justicemode.jpg engaged
>get in front of the asshole and brake check him
>asshole forgets about his victim and starts focusing on me
>tries a few times to cut me off
unsuccessful due to traffic
>gets next to me
>opens window and starts raging
>open window
>smile
>point to my dashcam
>asshole says a few more words and disappears
I literally have no idea where he went
>feelsgoodman.tiff

Dayum guy.
Was she in the local news that evening?

Do remember some people lose their minds completely, bae

Also, an advice I give to people facing road ragers: ready your extinguisher, and if necessary, dump all the load right on their face. It's a good deterrent and you won't get shit on by de bolis/judge/anyone really, since it's an "improvised weapon", you didn't have the intention of going apeshit on anybody, you just used what you had available, hue

I doubt it, besides something in the local newspaper along the lines of "woman gets cell phone forcibly implanted on face after air bag deploys in car accident"

Did see the smashed car outside the police station for a few weeks after that (police keep them around for investigation and whatnot, I think), was thoroughly rekted

>Also, an advice I give to people facing road ragers: ready your extinguisher, and if necessary, dump all the load right on their face.

Or just get pepper spray like a normal person. Alternatively just get a ccw and a gun. Though a situation where you could pull a firearm is a bit different than just spraying an uppity cunt with some nasty pepper spray.

>just get pepper spray like a normal person
I aim the advice towards Yurocucks and the like, where pepper spray likely requires a hunting permit and living within 50 meters of a recent bear mauling

Ah, forgot that you're supposed to just let people fuck your shit up across the pond.

I like to drive extremely slow in the left lane, but only when there is someone also blocking off the middle lane and also preferably the right lane. This causes road rage, traffic jams, even traffic accidents.

Meanwhile, I like to laugh, masturbate, and rub my nipples. I wish I was kidding. Especially when I see a honda civic, or a vapefag, or someone driving aggressively.

I have done this in one of the senators in my state yesterday.

>be me all my friends and i have pos cars or hand me downs
>we would make fun of friend who didnt get drivers licence till he was 19
>friends parents get him a used 2012 civic automatic
>he keeps showing off his "new" car.
>get sick of his shit
>early in the morning i take my jack go under his car
>bingo, the shifter linkage for the transmission
>pull pin and take off linkage
>eat breakfast and get coffee
>wait for smug friend to go to his morning class
>he comes out and starts his car he moves the shifter and revs
>he takes off the parking brake
>still revs
>he starts panicing and i sit on my porch holding back a laugh
>he comes over to my place and asks for my help
>i get under there put the linkage and pin back while flinging useless car words at him
>car finally drives and he thanks me for fixing the problem i started and says im great with cars
>he still doesn't know i did it

If that's how you treat your friends I'd hate to see how your autism reacts to people you dislike.

It's kind of spread all over, really

I live in spic land, and if you take a stand and defend yourself from violent niggers with shotguns inside your house, you run the risk of having the local equivalent to the DA prosecuting you because you didn't cower in fear in your closet or some such shit

It's usually loudly leftist (sometimes outspoken marxist/communists FFS) women DAs who go for those claims, too, trying to paint the criminals as victims of the hostile society. Thankfully it usually doesn't fly and the news outlets make a shitfest out of it, but it's still ridiculous and if you're caught up in it, you'll waste time of your life defending yourself, only not from niggers but from other kinds of idiots

That's why I try to remind people that there are resources they can use that won't get them into too much trouble, and getting sprayed/beaten with a fire extinguisher is nasty as hell

>change the ATF oil in my shitbox accord
>afterwards dont know what to do with like 10liters of used oil
>pour it all down a storm drain

fuck liberals

I banged your mom last night and bragged about it online in an auto discussion board

I put vaseline on this one guy's wipers

What exactly does that do? Cant he wash it off?

>see someone with a lifted brotruck deliberately take up four parking spaces
>slide under his car with wrench to drain his oil
>he actually has one of those nozzles instead, making it easier
>empty oil into oil pan
>mfw I got like 10 quarts of fresh oil for free

When he turns them on, it smudges his windscreen. He could, but he'd have to scrub it all off, it's like wax.

Did you splash it all over the exhaust/electrical connections/belts/anywhere it's not supposed to go?

Called someone a nigger with my window down.