Forced to be born into this world against my will

>forced to be born into this world against my will
>I should be "grateful" for having a job they say

Nobody's forcing you to stay in this world.

Yes they are. It is illegal to kys

not if you don't get caught

What are they going to do, sentence you to life in prison?

Only so emergency services can assist them.

Gtfo wagie, this is a /biz board and not r/wagecuckproblems

The state usually forcibly commits you to a mental hospital

They can't put you in a mental hospital if you're dead :v)

>implying most attempted suicides are successful

take drugs and pretend to be happy like everyone else

>jumping off a 12 storey is not successful

You'd be surprised just how many people survive from jumping. Also they're practically fucked for life strapped on a hospital bed and force fed meds and food everyday through a dialysis tube

...

try jumping yourself and I'll send you a postcard at your hospital saying I told you so. ;-)

>implying women aren't just doing it for attention
men have a disproportional success rate faggot

People who realy want it dont fuckup.
Shotgun to the mouth doesen't fail (and if it does, more motivation).

Have you seen shotgun to the mouth survivors? Very few, but holy shit how miserable.

I know a guy who shot himself in the mouth with a 9mm. Bullet came straight through his face and out from one eye.

Where is that? Srs question
Pls hlp

>implying suicide is difficult if you really want it

>9mm
I won't have that problem.

It is exceptionally easy to kill yourself given the information available on the internet. The reason successful suicide % is so low is because those people didnt actually want to die. A lot do it for attention and as a cry for help. Check out pic related. A dude made a helmet that shot 9 shotgun shells into his head at the same time. You could do the same with a bit of googling.