/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
[YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
[YouTube] Our house (Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog) (embed)
[YouTube] CS:GO - "One of a Kind" (Jesper "JW" Wecksell) (embed)

>Friendly reminder
[YouTube] CSGO hysteria and forgotten TF2 design (embed)

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clips.twitch
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

ASTRALIS GIRLS NAME NOW.

nice links, redditor

Lanky McHorseface

is vp back yet? I'm having mixed feelings about their match today.

There is a chance they just turn up and sweep fnatic

yes
- papa

baited sexactly for this response!

just check the schedlue my dude
it's 21:45 CEST now, so they've been playing for almost 2 hours now
it's their psychologist, Mia Stellberg

If 15/16 teams agreed not to use jump glitch why were both BIG and c9 using it??

THIS

any GOOD players want to explain why dust2 isn't on the map pool?

do you have a mental disorder? they had this discussion AFTER the c9/big match.

Has there been any team with players not accused of cheating? Based danes are legit right?

to filter out plebs

They took it out to update it like nuke/inferno.

FalleN, KennyS, gla1ve, coldzera, pasha, flamie, k0nfig, MODDII, RUSH, mixwell, tarik and a bunch more all use 880 eDPI

Shox is pretty close at 900, shroud too at 840.

Seems to depend on your team role, with awpers seeming to have higher sensitivity usually despite FalleN and Kennys being the two best in the world and both using 880.

A whole lot of meme resolutions in there though so take that for what you will.

it is a bad map

kjaerbye was accused
gambit maybe

worst map to ever touch csgo

yes, even cs_alley was better

he said GOOD players....

>le vaco ;^)

t. pleb

Friendly reminder /magog/:

>gentlefags agreement to not use crouchjump
>can't have agreement to not use hacks
why

>15/16 teams agree to it for no other reason than "Muh honor"
>The other team is able to exploit it to keep advancing their way through the major

I hope BIG wins it all now. The tears and salt from the "honorable" CS players or Ribbit would be entertainment for weeks.

clips.twitch
.tv/CoyManlyOrcaPipeHype

hacking is so rooted in csgo pro scene that if they were to not use them everything will flip outside down and a massive shitstorm would ensue

Do you look like picture related?

>2017
>faggots still say pistol round is important

Ha ha we have guns and they have pistols ha let's wait until 20 seconds and get picked off one by one ha then lose the round ha ha

...

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

careful what you wish for

kick the favelas

I wish. I'm blonde though and I can wear pantyhose.

there goes my love for Asstrails...

>that clean lock from Kjayerbe.
WOW.

would you say you arecute & not fat?

Will favelas toggle this event? Is it perma on?

they tried turning it off last match but they almost lost so they probably keep it on permanently now

...

you are my gf now then

are you a female (male) or a male (female)? also, how big is your peepee?

neck yourselves you brain dead weeb niggers

So you at least have a bubblebutt?

new dust two when

>dust two
>not de_dust2
neck yourself my man

dont push me i might just do it lol

it got taken out after the major, it'll be back after this one

when mods ban /soc/ weebs itt

you should you were left unfinished/broken

Sharing the information about your penis is too lewd, please don't do it on this forum, as your bf I want you all to myself,

Wtf, stop hating csgog erp autists
what are you, some kind of redditors or something

it's an antibully general

need some pro player bans

BIG has agreed to not be using the jump.

well, there are no our guys left at this event

wow, pussies

>astralis brought bananas
racist

it was a lie anyway

>after winning 2 maps on it
they should just stick with it. It was a cool gimmick, since olof boost we are not getting any innovative glitches because of reddit.

fnatic vp was supposed to start 45 minutes ago fucking polacks cant do anything right

HOW CAN ANYONE WIN AGAINST THESE DESPERATE CHEATING MONKEYS?!

so what cute things can we do together? :3

why can't we just gang up abduct all the pro's and cut their hands off?

99% of them are skinnyfat rejects who have never exerted themselves physically

Threadly reminder that in seige you can actually get banned for calling someone a faggot

>le epin humbleness.exe
shit's getting boring tbqh

what has you so upset?

enemas and cuddles~

By working harder than them.

I FUCKING HATE WEEBS

WHEN WILL THESE FAGGOTS

STOP

POSTING

why would he pull to the left? you can't shoot through there

hahah andreddit and memeler!!!!
best cast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how about, butt-fugs then cudles, then watch anime/cs:go or just play cs go on our own?

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assburgers like thoorin thinking they can interact socially, unironic cheaters in the scene

I changed my mind, neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

why can't russians or chinks outpicohack brs

us media tells me they are good with hacks

because the aimbot locks on the target, dummy

The dick aimbot? That's the worst one.

Cry some moar, gringo.

um....uh?!

but wouldn't VAC be activated?

These weren't me.
But what you said sounds really fun to me! What shows would you like to watch together?

dude audis xD

kill yourself faggot

why isn't ANYONE calling out SK?? are they all in on it?

vac only protects from known cheats

fallen locking..

some admin must of forgotten to enable it, otherwise he would be banned already, dummy

>spends half an hour staring around the box with an enemy behind it
>the moment the enemy walks back, starts looking somewhere else

just epic

>de_vice

Coldzera not even caring anymore.

could you go to your home board /lgbt/ or /r/anime?

>Fer snap locks for a headshot on that kjarbae spray

SK DOESNT CHEAT GUYS!

pro accounts don't get scanned by VAC system

plus, VAC doesn't even work on most cheats.

As in anime shows?
I'm not that deep into it, only watching 3 or 5 shows each season most of the time not even finishing them.
Are you watching something good?

>Muh gentleman's agreement

What if we agreed that a 2.5 billion dollar net worth company should be able to fix a minor bug before one of their games biggest tournaments of the U.S.?

>everyone mad about hues cheating
>just minutes ago they wanted "our guys" to be glitch abusing turks

Honestly, wouldn't surprise me. Imagine if suddenly VAC would start catching pro cheats and you have numerous big names in top level teams getting banned. The entire scene would burn, so it only makes sense Valve would want to avoid that.

but valve guys don't even like cs, so who cares