/palg/ Paladins General

All hope is lost....

indeed.

then quit

WHAT WAS THAT

Better than babywatch

That's not an accomplishment everything is better than babywatch

Fuck you don't tell me what to do

CP

Who cares about the old decrepit hag that is Ying? Lian is the new hottess.

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Retarded newbie question here
does only main streams give free stuff randomly or just watching the stream in general? like when there are minor streamers on main pally twitch

Stop watching twitch and play the game

It's over, man. It's over.
I can't do anything about it anymore.

Remember me for who I was, not for what mods made me out to be. I can share my affection no longer.
Good bye.

wait
come back
ying best girl
p-please

lol

I have two monitors

>tfw ying is finally mine to use and abuse

anything's better than babywatch(except for battleborn)

funny thing, Paladins is actually a Battleborn ripoff

Yingfag did nothing wrong

funny how Paladins can be a ripoff of both OW and Battleborn and be better than both games.

I got temp blocked for "Off-Topic" by a janny after the deleted post.
I am powerless and sad. Probably will get a full ban if I continue.

I will protect her, but silently.

>Battleborn
It doesn't take much to be better than Battleborn.

I thought we were a Soldat ripoff.

Talking about a character in the video game is off topic?

lol the game that is more casual than either of them and even more grindy is somehow better

Waifufagging one to that degree is, I think.
Same thing probably happened to "I wish Evie would step on my dick" user.

I can't believe that Yingfag is dead.

lol, more casual than "press Q the game"

fuck off overfag

Why even have a champion in a game if they are banned every single game

Should just be removed

BUILT FOR SEX

That does sound nice though

lol anyone that says that kind of shit is the same type of retard that complained about skye's shitty ult when the beta started

How is waifufagging a bannable offense
This entire fucking board is created because people can't stop waifufagging about Katawa Shoujo in /v/ or so i heard

Calm down, Willo.

post em

Here's some BADASS proofs:
youtube.com/watch?v=yIsTBTVDf7U

Kill yourself disgusting newfag

Get some friends asshole

I miss all the Predator references

>waifufagging is a bannable offense on Veeky Forums
katawa shoujo general has had over 3000 generals built solely on waifufagging and is the quintessential Veeky Forums thread, I don't think that logic holds up

Net shot bonus damage wasn't that great anyways since net shot itself didn't last that long, but making it a legendary is beyond retarded.

The new Bounce House does have a much greater radius, but not having damage on Leap for the other legendaries sucks balls.

200 less health is just stupid.

wtf you weren't kidding when you said Rath is literally Zhin. Also Viktor's ult is literally the same as Oscar Mike's

His problem, I believe, is that his declarations of love were all copy-pasted. Every thread, same thing.
Fernando poster gets away with it because he changes up the text under those spoilers.

any NA wanna play some casuals with me? ign: xdbenis

I'm the guy who asked for a torvald editing last game. Thanks, OP.

sure m8, sure

Being able to play a game with eyes closed and pressing Q surely needs more skill.

edition
>tfw exposed as a phone poster

lol, yeah you're definitely the same kind of retard that cried about skye

(You)

>Counter Zhin
>Preparation Skye
>Ice block Evie

I FUCKING LOVE PLAYING FLANKERS

>2800 elo
>good games for the last week, think I'm finally out of the woods
>3 matches in a row with 2000 elo skyes, grohks, and maves against full premades
>4th match looks good, seris disconnects immediately, no healer all match

This game is good
I like this game
Lovely
Thank you
Great

Enjoy it while you can.

I'm sorry but that's just wrong.
Apart from maybe repeated words I didn't actually copypaste a single one of them. You're free to check actually.

You assume, quite wrongly, that I care enough to check. Ying ain't my waifu, so whatever you lot do with her is on y'all's souls.

I'm not gonna make you, but you're free to do so.
I was just pointing out that the "they were all copypasted" isn't really the case at all.
But I guess it's not time to hold grudges. If anything, we can live in peace now, just the two of us.

How do you activate the new HUD to see both teams status?

Is zhin the worst champion in the game right now?
Does about as much damage as cassie, but only works at close range and projectile is slow, and special moves suck
Ultimate is pretty good but only if you have the legendary card equipped

>Can't counterargue so I'll just say he cried about Skye ult, t-that'll show him.

Kek, pathetic attempt Overfag. Here's your last (you)

bump, anyone wanna play?

Considering Cassie is one of the strongest champions in the game that would be pretty good.

Also he is really good on horizontal maps.

Fuck off no one wants to play with you mermoco. You aren't fooling anyone with that smurf accout,

> Anti healing still stacks

I was just play Makao and I got so md at my time never trying to help me push the payload that I ended up just telling everyone on my team to go fuck themselves and started running circles halfway through the game. What's funny is that I still got play of the game.

caut or wrecker against Torvald now?

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Makao stronk

So Cassie can have a place in the meta Seriscuck.

>but not having damage on Leap for the other legendaries sucks balls.
Yeah both of them were already shitty before this change, it's amazing how lo-rez thought this would somehow make either of them even worth considering

There's no argument to counter, because you aren't saying anything lol

It doesn't.

Exposed

How to fix Cassie being a cunt piece of shit.

1. Fix the fucking incitement card.
2. Lower incitement card's scaling to 0.75/1.5/2.25/3 seconds
3. Done

see you tomorrow, kitten.

Why would you even save that?
Inb4 it's just merm samefagging

im not him but ok

I dont get why they ban her she sucks

What is the best legendary for Buck? I feel like the new Bounce House is useless because as Buck you don't want to knock people away with your ridiculous range and Buck Up is useless with caut. Is Ensnare actually good?

Lmao I just checked your profile, I'm not queueing with some GROSS smurf xd enjoy your fucking """"wins"""" bro haha lol

He's anti-flank and a very good option for people with shit aim due to his projectile size. It actually is important for the health of the game that people who can't aim very well have at least some options.

>does about as much damage as cassie
he does 450 a hit or 700 with the bonus damage on his third strike
cassie does 650 damage a hit at much longer ranges and 910 with her bonus damage from her roll that she can easily spam

Sweet, sweet, release from slut affection.

please play with me, im new to the game :^)

bounce house is still his best. buck is in a kinda pathetic situation

You know what? I think I will. Added. :)

What is the dumbest possible idea for a champion that you kinda want to see, /palg/?

he's a bad evie with smolder and noob raping machine with retaliation

>played 10 matches
>got 1500 gold

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It's hilarious how hi-rez got away with making the grind in the game even worse while hiding it under the guise that they were making things better

if your team has decent damage output or their team has seris take cauterize
if your team is lacking in serious damage to shit onto him take wrecker
alternatively if your damage doesn't really help that much like if you're mal'damba or ying or something may as well take wrecker

Magical one-eyed Nazi shota

What happened to Yingposter?